What's the stupidest thing your pet has ever done?

[DesmoRob]

Anyone here have any goofy animals? I got the idea for this yesterday when I witnessed my dog heading for the garage while doing about Mach 1, failing to hit the brakes in time and smashing full on into our lawn mower. I almost sh!t when I saw that. He stood in one spot yelping for about a minute or two, and then he walked away like nothing just happened. He's a german wire-haired pointer (hunting dog).

Share your stories.

[Rockefella]

The only pet I have is my youngest sister's hamster. His moment of stupidity came when he got loose from my sister's hand (while out of the cage) and continued on to bite the pinky toe of my right foot. Because of this, he was thrown in the little brook/creek by my house, where I'm sure he was eaten alive by the night-predators.

[blackcat77]

I had a German Shepherd who regularly ate my wife's panties. Made for some very colorful poop...

[6'bore]

I had a rabbit.

The dumbest thing it ever did was willingly get into the pot.

[Birdman002]

Originally Posted by RobPorsche

this yesterday when I witnessed my dog heading for the garage while doing about Mach 1, failing to hit the brakes in time and smashing full on into our lawn mower. I almost sh!t when I saw that. He stood in one spot yelping for about a minute or two, and then he walked away like nothing just happened. He's a german wire-haired pointer (hunting dog).

Share your stories.

clost to yours my fat cat(22 pounds) was running tryin to catch a mouse and the mouse did a really quick turn and my cat couldnt turn fast enough and ran into a book shelf and being so fat the shelf fell over and it was funny as hell

[6'bore]

Originally Posted by Birdman002

clost to yours my fat cat(22 pounds) was running tryin to catch a mouse and the mouse did a really quick turn and my cat couldnt turn fast enough and ran into a book shelf and being so fat the shelf fell over and it was funny as hell

You have mice in your house?

Either that or your living conditions are poor.

[Birdman002]

yeah i live in the woods so it explains it but we dont have many cause he catches them about every 2 weeks or so

[6'bore]

Originally Posted by Birdman002

yeah i live in the woods so it explains it but we dont have many cause he catches them about every 2 weeks or so

Ah ok, cool. Not too familar with US living. We differ alot in where we are prepared to live. You yanks are more advenrturous than us.

[Birdman002]

Originally Posted by 6'bore

Ah ok, cool. Not too familar with US living. We differ alot in where we are prepared to live. You yanks are more advenrturous than us.

yeah i live on the lake also so that could play a hand in the living conditons.

yep lots of country homes even rich ppls homes have some mice

[h00t_h00t]

Originally Posted by 6'bore

Ah ok, cool. Not too familar with US living. We differ alot in where we are prepared to live. You yanks are more advenrturous than us.

I wouldn't use "adventurous" to describe the people that live in wooden houses in the middle of tornado town.

[McReis]

Originally Posted by 6'bore

You have mice in your house?

Either that or your living conditions are poor.

Or he just lives on a wood house on the country-side. Very usual in US. It's hard to keep insects and mice out of that kind of house.

[drakkie]

My fish jumped out of the water agaisnt the plastic top of the tank, knocked himself out drowned and was then flushed through the toilet

While i came into the yard my best friend's cat jumped from the 2nd story into their pond, "wtf, water" got scared and rushed out of the yard again past me

[Matt]

Every once in a while, I let my cat out in the backyard for some fresh air. One evening (not really dark yet), he was out and some kind of sound scared him so he took off for the door. Apparently, he didn't realize the screen door was closed and he ran right into it, kind of bounced off, got up and ran into it again. That was apparently enough because he turned around, gave me this horrible look and howled until I let him in.

[McReis]

Originally Posted by Matt

Every once in a while, I let my cat out in the backyard for some fresh air. One evening (not really dark yet), he was out and some kind of sound scared him so he took off for the door. Apparently, he didn't realize the screen door was closed and he ran right into it, kind of bounced off, got up and ran into it again. That was apparently enough because he turned around, gave me this horrible look and howled until I let him in.

Don't you make fun of Hugo, please.

[Matt]

Originally Posted by McReis

Don't you make fun of Hugo, please.

Hugo makes fun of me. Turnabout is fair play.