Joke of the day

[Kudosdude]

TO BE TEN AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be ten again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of
Fear, everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the
theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside
down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her
husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to
a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled
home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
leaned over and lovingly asked,
"Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story:
Even when the poor man is listening,
he's still gonna get it wrong.

[Kudosdude]

A little boy got lost in a shopping mall, he saw a policeman and ran over crying . . .

Policeman> What's the matter little boy?
Little Boy> I can't find my dad; I think i've lost him!!!
Policeman> What's he like?
Little Boy> Beer, pizza, and pretty women . . . why?

[henk4]

Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"