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Haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch.
 I've got a new ride, bitches. 2003 turbo hatch, ****ing Never Lose edition. Ten stacks. Already ordered mods. You ain't got shit on this. I've had it less than 36 hours and some cop tried to pull me over, but I was like, "Yo mother****er, back off." Then I dropped it into 3rd, spooled the K03S, and I was out like a thief in the night. Sink my teeth in to bite. You thinkin' life, I'm thinkin' more like what's up tonight? **** where was I. Oh. This ****ing turbo hatch has more ****ing shit than I know what the **** to ****ing do with all of it. Heated seats. Heated mirrors. Mother****ing black leather all up in the bitch. I signed the deal for ten stacks and a key of coke. Last night, me and my main nigga rolled deep so I could get a new charger for my Blackberry. All the bitches were checkin' us out. Cause we were mad ****ing fly. Cause it's silver and has a turbo. Bitches LOVE it. **** you all, I'm gonna go push my new whip. I got Integras to **** wit. Shitty Blackberry pics cause I am baller like that and don't have time to bust out my ****ing way overpriced DSLR.
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[O o)O=\x/=O(o O] The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us. Patrick says: dads is too long so it wont fit so i took hers out and put mine in Last edited by henk4; 07-30-2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason: removal of some idiot text parts. 
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07-30-2010, 05:03 PM
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Holy shit. Ucp hasn't seen this much epic win since the time you drew a bugatti on MS paint.
Oh and the part about my sister is 100% false. And Davids mother was with me last night.
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07-30-2010, 05:09 PM
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God I missed you quiggs.
Do tell what mods you have planned. Are your standards as low as they were?
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07-30-2010, 05:09 PM
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Massive fender gap = massive fail.
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07-30-2010, 05:11 PM
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(hope you know about offset quiggs)
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07-30-2010, 05:12 PM
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Also, just because Fiz's Mom was with you last night, doesn't mean she also wasn't with Quiggs... We all know how she rolls.
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07-30-2010, 05:19 PM
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Already ordered:
-European OEM headlamp switch with city lights, fogs, and rear fogs. -Clear sidemarkers. -OEM VW 337/20thAE sideskirts. MSRP is 800+, I scored them NEW for $350 shipped. Couldn't resist. Up next: Was originally going to get it chipped, but after a nice long cruise today, I decided that the brakes are going to need to be done soon, and I may as well upgrade them as I dive into them. Slotted F&R rotors and either Hawk HPS or EBC Green's. Then: Moar lowerer. I was seconds from pulling the trigger on a set of Weitec XS coils (same ones I had on the MK3, actually) last night. I opted against it because of the need to replace, or at least modify, the front sway bar when lowering a MK4 past about 1.5". If I have to wait until next spring, I will. The other plans are obvious. Intake, 3" turbo back, front mount intercooler, upgraded diverter valve. The accompanying front lip to match the 20th sideskirts. R32 rear spoiler. Reasonable stereo. The only thing I am not sold on yet are a set of wheels. The 16's from the MK3 are too small. So they will be up for sale shortly. I am probably going to stick to my roots and get another Porsche fitment, most likely in 18 or 19 inch, off a 911 or Boxster/Cayman. Oh, and for the haters... The old whip. I know plenty 'bout offset.  Stance.
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07-30-2010, 06:09 PM
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I say old chap, this shiz be epic. The ladies be swooning all up in this bitch.
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07-30-2010, 08:20 PM
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19's are going to look silly quiggs, unless you're going for the sexspec lebo look
 what PCD are these?
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07-30-2010, 11:33 PM
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considered here to be the ...king lowest of the ...king lowest. An old ...king riced Golf driven by a ...king guy with a ...king baseball cap. If you want to look ...king ridiculous, be my ...king friend.
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07-31-2010, 07:49 AM
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Yeah, I'ma hate.
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07-31-2010, 10:08 AM
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Haters gonna hate. Bitches gonna bitch.
Where you gonna put the big rainbow flag sticker?
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Rockefella says: pat's sister is hawt David Fiset says: so is mine David Fiset says: do want
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07-31-2010, 11:11 AM
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I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate. Last edited by kingofthering; 07-31-2010 at 11:15 AM.
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