View Poll Results: How do you manscape?

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  • Welcome to the jungle, baby.

    5 20.83%

  • Keep it neat. Do it. Do it.

    17 70.83%

  • I'm the biggest baby, baby!

    0 0%

  • Other. Elaborate.

    2 8.33%
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  1. 06-14-2008, 12:01 AM #16
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    I do absolutely nothing. Though if she asked nicely I'd probably comply. Someone once saw my back accross a room and thought I had a tattoo on it...
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  2. 06-14-2008, 12:29 AM #17
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    Try Shaving a bit off the side and replace it with a tattoo of someone pushing a lawnmower.

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  3. 06-14-2008, 12:38 AM #18
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    These kind of conversations with mates only start when the amount of alcolol are insanely high.. Guess that's for a reason
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  4. 06-14-2008, 01:19 AM #19
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    You surely then must be an expert...
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  5. 06-14-2008, 08:05 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs View Post
    I actually made it pubic.
    HA youre so witty!

    I bang skanks, so when I get a new haircut they trim it for me then or I get awful tan lines when I go fakebake.
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands
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  6. 06-14-2008, 10:53 AM #21
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    Lawnmower.
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    pat's sister is hawt
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    so is mine
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    do want
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  7. 06-14-2008, 01:35 PM #22
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    Trimmed down. Hopefully none of you have had the extreme discomfort of zipping ur ... patch into your fly whilst freestyling it... yeh, not cool.

    Quiggs. Epic thread strikes again.
    The Datto will rage again...
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  8. 06-14-2008, 04:36 PM #23
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    Dont "manscape", its just a clever way of feeding an appetite for young girls or boys...
    Last edited by MadMax13; 06-14-2008 at 05:53 PM.
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  9. 06-15-2008, 04:30 AM #24
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    I'd do my back & shoulders when it gets hairy.

    Basically, if i can't wear a pair of shorts without being decent, it disappears.
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  10. 06-15-2008, 06:07 AM #25
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    Shaving won't help you there as much as adding some muscle would
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  11. 06-15-2008, 08:22 AM #26
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    I think youve hit the nail on the head Cyco. I think if youre in shape, or at least DECENT, you dont have to worry about cutting down the rainforest or going as a Man-O-Lantern, i think people think that if they shave itll make their fat asses look more appealing...
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  12. 06-15-2008, 09:56 AM #27
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    Back hair = missed the point.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in
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  13. 06-15-2008, 02:53 PM #28
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    this is by far the strangest poll on ucp ever. freakin hilarious
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  14. 06-15-2008, 02:54 PM #29
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    You didn't vote. Sissy.
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    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

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    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in
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  15. 06-15-2008, 04:13 PM #30
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    Oooh, he called you out, are you gonna take that shit?!?!?!...
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