how many f*cking cousins do you need?
how many f*cking cousins do you need?
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Thankfully the others aren't old enough yet for my friends to steal them. I've got 3 female cousins left, the oldest one being 14.
Family parties are epic though since I can pretty much booze with my friends, and my gf is also a friend of my cousin (the brunette one).
Reginald *IB4R* says:
it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
David says:
that's what she said
its starting to sound very Spaceballz now...
Buddy: 1998-2009
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PINGAS!!!!
Tried!?
"Kimi, can you improve on your [race] finish?"
"No. My Finnish is fine; I am from Finland. Do you have any water?"
^ ouch.... heads up guys for those who see a nice young lady and want to take her out on a date, no cheezy pickups.
Buddy: 1998-2009
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PINGAS!!!!
Works plenty well on chicks in clubs? lol. Might not for an intelectual.
A friend used to point at my car in the parking lot and pick up by saying it was his. Drunk chicks ftmfw in his words.
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what kind of friend is that?
Buddy: 1998-2009
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PINGAS!!!!
If he picks up, he picks up. Plus its shit funny when he realises its a fourty year old.
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Not really, they tend to feel sick and possibly end up throwing up.
Chloroform does a much better job. They are as flaccid as if they were drunk except there are no risks of getting a puke-soaked bed.
And they are very quiet, they'll agree to do anything.
Cougars ftw.
I've got friends who hunt cougars down in bars on mother's day every year.
Reginald *IB4R* says:
it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
David says:
that's what she said
thats what he gets for claiming your car as his. i'd like that if i had a friend like that getting a forty year old. served 'em right, i guess. and thats another reason why i don't get drunk and go to clubs and what not.
Buddy: 1998-2009
Mah boi, UCP is what all true warriors strive for!
PINGAS!!!!
*shrugs* different strokes they say.
And I don't see why he cant pick up a drunk lass - Just because shes drunk doesn't mean its taking advantage.
*edit* mr frenchie - THE best game is trying to make everyone in the car sick before they get home. Being the DD rocks socks.
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