What's the dumbest car name you have heard of??

Here are some i found:

Daihatsu
Rugged field sports resin top
d-bag
Town Cube

Honda
Acty crawler
joy-machine

Isuzu
Big horn
Mysterious utility wizard
giga 20 light dump

mitsubishi
Canter guts
auero queen
delcia space gear crusing active
mum 500 shall we join us? (yes, the question mark is part of the name)
Mini active urban sandal
Libero RVR super wild gear

Mazda
Carol
Autozam carol
Luce
Bongo brawny
LaPuta

Nissan
Cedric
Gloria gran-turismo 300 ultima-z
leopard j ferie
Prarie joy
Big thumb harmonised truck

Subaru
Gravel Express

Suzuki
alto afternoon tea
Van van (actually a motorbike)
every joy pop turbo

Toyota
Synus
Estima Lucida G Luxury joyful canopy


I think that they should fire all of the people in charge of making these names up, and put the members of UCP in charge - surely we can make up more stupid ones than that