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    How not to change your oil...

    http://srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75356



    Short version: Dude has SRT4. Dude needs to change oil. Dude wants to do it himself. Dude can't get drain plug off. Dude has genious idea. Dude removes oil filter. Dude runs car, spraying motor oil everywhere. Dude posts on Internet. Dude gets flamed.
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    I like this guy's post!!

    By Dale Seeley:
    "And for people with 'hard start' problems, press the gas pedal all the way to the floor, turn on the key, and leave the gas pedal all the way down until the car is fully warmed up.

    And for people with 'wheelhop' problems, the car has a limited amount of wheelhop in it from the factory, as long as you don't add more (pn 5006870034AA) you can use it up by setting the parking brake fully on, doing a 6K clutch drop, and keep doing WOT shifts until you run out of gear.

    People with 'boost leak' problems should remove every vacuum and intercooler line/hose and JB Weld the openings shut so that no boost can ever escape. Don't forget the pesky PCV openings, or MAP sensor port.

    Oh yeah, "dibs" on the wiring harness with PCM

    Dale"

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    He's a GENIUS!
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    What the Seeley or the idiot who ran his car with no oil? Seeley was just joking, the guy that ran the car... I have no idea.... 0_0;;;
    Last edited by DodgeNitroBIRM; 08-21-2004 at 08:46 PM.

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    sooooo dumb

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    I like the fact that there was 300 odd guests viewing that thread, means that people have been posting links everywhereto show how stupid the guy is!
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    oil? whats that???
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    b to the izump is COOL!!!

















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    Lol, thats a classic
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    Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha Wow!!!!!!!!

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    I like the fact that there was 300 odd guests viewing that thread, means that people have been posting links everywhereto show how stupid the guy is!
    same thing happened a while back on a mustang board. some kid came on claiming to have like a 600hp supra or something then the admin went out and found some pics the kid had posted on the net thru his ip and they started photoshopping them just to make him feel like a jackass. they also got pics of his real car, a old rusted our camaro, and photoshopped them aswell. that thread made its way around the thread a few times, cant remember the exact amount of posts but it was well over 10,000 and the number of pages was over 500. funny stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    http://srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75356



    Short version: Dude has SRT4. Dude needs to change oil. Dude wants to do it himself. Dude can't get drain plug off. Dude has genious idea. Dude removes oil filter. Dude runs car, spraying motor oil everywhere. Dude posts on Internet. Dude gets flamed.
    What a moron

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    Damn some people are dumb.
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