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Unread 12-02-2003, 02:26 AM
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is this funny?

do yous think this joke is funny?

one there was a man hu hadnt ****ed his wife in a long time.... one day he came from work n he thought he saw his wife sleeping in bed, he slowly crept under the covers n sheets n he started 2 finger her, she moaned n squirmed in ecstacy, when he had finished he decided 2 go n brush his teeth, when he came in he saw the lite on n saw his wife shavin her legs, "what are you doin in here?!?" he asked her, she then said "sssshhhh" and then she pointed a finger to the bedroom and said "be quiet otherwise you'll wake up your mother"

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Yes. There is a thread of jokes here.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...=&threadid=846
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Yes. There is a thread of jokes here.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...=&threadid=846
thanx 4 lettin me know
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thanx 4 lettin me know
how did you choose your user name
wait wait let me guess you banged you head off the keyboard a few times
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how did you choose your user name
wait wait let me guess you banged you head off the keyboard a few times
nah ma dad used 2 have a r34 gt-r v spec which was 296kw....
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wow... ur dad usd 2 hav eh r34 it had 296kw... impressive
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wow... ur dad usd 2 hav eh r34 it had 296kw... impressive
yep it cost him a fortune....well i actually pressured him 2 buy it jus so i cud use it myself but that didnt work out most of da time besides i was hoping to inherit it after he passd away but now im lookin forward to his xr6 turbo
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Unread 12-16-2003, 09:47 PM
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ya i love skylines to... like a GTR R-34 NUR
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Originally posted by r34_296kw i was hoping to inherit it after he passd away but now im lookin forward to his xr6 turbo
Is your father proud of what you think of him? Nice son, waiting for you to die so he can have your car... I hope he lives a long life, and then the dog inherits his XR6.
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Is your father proud of what you think of him? Nice son, waiting for you to die so he can have your car... I hope he lives a long life, and then the dog inherits his XR6.
its not only the car its actually his 5 garment factories he runs in fiji and 2 in australia and this 4 storey building he has in suva, fiji and his $300,000+ life insurance...im not money hungry i luv my father to bits but lets just say we dont get along now...besides even my grand parents have named everything to me in their will, a 5 hectare piece if land and a 3 hectare piece of land, a double storey 6 bedroom house and 2 cars...im such a lucky bastard
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its not only the car its actually his 5 garment factories he runs in fiji and 2 in australia and this 4 storey building he has in suva, fiji and his $300,000+ life insurance...im not money hungry i luv my father to bits but lets just say we dont get along now...besides even my grand parents have named everything to me in their will, a 5 hectare piece if land and a 3 hectare piece of land, a double storey 6 bedroom house and 2 cars...im such a lucky bastard
man you r strange waiting for you r parents to pass out so you could have everything go work and see the meaning of mony
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man you r strange waiting for you r parents to pass out so you could have everything go work and see the meaning of mony
i do work....at mcdonalds
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all im going to say is ...
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all im going to say is ...
Whats wrong with working at McDonalds? i did for a full 3 shifts...the manger was a wanker i wasnt getting payed engough to put up with his shit and i quit before i assaulted him with my mop....i had it planned too i was gonna say figure 8 that (after i broke it over his head...) only job i ever quit too!
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