Boxter dumbass

[emperor]

Lookie what I've found . Funniest thing I've seen in couple of days at least. I've seen the same Boxter later in the evening. Dumbass.

[6'bore]

haha. Any word on how he did it?

Initial thoughts from me are from a tree of lamp post, but when I look closer I have my doubts.

[emperor]

Yeah I think it was the street light. But I haven't seen anything suspicious near this car. And I've seen him later that day. And his license plates aren't from Warsaw (I think I've seen this Boxter a couple of times in this area) so it seems he isn't bothered with the condition of his car.

[6'bore]

Originally Posted by emperor

Yeah I think it was the street light. But I haven't seen anything suspicious near this car. And I've seen him later that day. And his license plates aren't from Warsaw (I think I've seen this Boxter a couple of times in this area) so it seems he isn't bothered with the condition of his car.

haha. If he isn't willing to take it back, I am more than willing

[Jakg]

Fire hydrant/Bollard

I once heard about these special bollards that go down if a bus or taxi aproaches, a woman who had never been to this town before drove straight over a crossroad behind a taxi, the bollard went down, and when the taxi went over the bollards came back up and ripped right through the bottom of her car and lifted it clean of the ground! it was a total right-off after that!

[drakkie]

Originally Posted by 6'bore

Any word on how he did it?

one of those litlle poles on the picture ?

[emperor]

None of these poles was damaged and so he probably crashed it somewhere else before. Apparently he thinks it's some new fashion to drive around in damaged Porsche

[drakkie]

Originally Posted by emperor

Apparently he thinks it's some new fashion to drive around in damaged Porsche

or he doesnt have the money for a repair, or the garage has made an appointment with him for later ...

[P3RG4R3C]

It's a Boxster, dumbass!!!

j/k

[PerfAdv]

Out of town plates, right? My wild guess: visitor unfamiliar with local roads bumps into obstacle and doesn't want to turn in car for long repairs. Is waiting to fix after returning home. Only he won't be using the car as a backdrop in any scenic photography.

[2ndclasscitizen]

Originally Posted by Jakg

Fire hydrant/Bollard

I once heard about these special bollards that go down if a bus or taxi aproaches, a woman who had never been to this town before drove straight over a crossroad behind a taxi, the bollard went down, and when the taxi went over the bollards came back up and ripped right through the bottom of her car and lifted it clean of the ground! it was a total right-off after that!

thats such a stupid and dangerous idea, she's lucky she didn't get killed.

That looks like towbar damage. rear ended some one maybe?

[Jakg]

Originally Posted by 2ndclasscitizen

thats such a stupid and dangerous idea, she's lucky she didn't get killed.

That looks like towbar damage. rear ended some one maybe?

1. she didnt know about these special bollards and was unaware of what the taxis could do
2. wouldnt that have broke through the bumper?

[2ndclasscitizen]

Originally Posted by Jakg

1. she didnt know about these special bollards and was unaware of what the taxis could do
2. wouldnt that have broke through the bumper?

1. thats not what i meant, i meant putting hyrdraulic pop-up bollards
2. not neccesairly, depends how hard you hit

[Forever92]

Uhh... how did we get from he to she?