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A bad encounter with bees
I thought I would share this this bad story with you guys
I was mowing my lawn on saturday like most people in my area. I was on a riding lawnmower, a John Deer to be exact. I mowed over an old rotten tree stump and thats when it happened. A shit load of bees came out of the ground and attacked me. I got stung 23 times im my legs neck and arms. Good thing my parrents were home to take me to the hospital. I had to get a benadryl shot and medication. Let me tell you its a good thing im not allergic becuase I would be dead right now. It was F****** scarry. So here is the Moral of my story. Bees Suck
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gals to hear that you are ok
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Dang, 23 times that is horrible. Every time I spot those huge carpenter bees in front of my house I start shooting them with brake cleaner. The fly for about one second before they drop to the ground and their bodies start dissolving.
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covering them in flour is the best it kills them and they fly around like little white dots before they die ![]() ![]()
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Could have been fatal!, ( you didnt let some liitle bugs bully you did you?
i like to torture wasp's and their other little happy freinds when i find them lying around First i poke them with a needle, then i drown them but not to death, then i burn them, then cut the wings off, then i cut that horrible sting off their backside, then put them in a little box and play football with the box, then put them on the edge off my bike exhaust and fill their lungs with smoke, then cut half the head off, so they can still be alive all of this without killing them, just giving the maxuim amount of pain required. then to finish i leave them to gradully die..... Muhhahahahahahahaha i know its so childish, but im sure many of you do this kinda stuff Last edited by UK CARS; 07-27-2004 at 08:50 AM. |
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[Izzard]
I want to be a Beekeeper. I want to follow in the footsteps of my father, and his father before him, and his footsteps were; AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M COVERED IN BEES!!!!!!!!!! [/Izzard] Glad to hear you're ok-ish
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I am glad that I can still do my 8 sqm of lawn with a good old hand mower.
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OMG!
![]() Just the thought of the bees comming right at you...the sight, the sound is enough to freak me out! OOooouch!
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Glad to hear you're ok, I've would've been stone dead....being allergic to things sucks.
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I like that moral, bees do suck. Glad to hear your alright though, that'd be f'in scary.
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I'm guessing honeybees.
I've been stung a few times but nothing compared to that. Glad to here you're ok. |
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