"Pic and its Story" week - 36

[Cyco]

"Michael: How come after 7 world championships I'm still the drinks boy?"

[PerfAdv]

"Jean: Listen carefully Michael, they're only going to explain this once.
Engineer: When you want to pass Alonso, just put the straw into the secret fuel-line induction valve.....and say 'bye bye, Alonsooooooooo!!!
Engineer 2: *evil laugh* Hehehehe!"

[092326001]

"Is that motor oil in your bottle?"
"It boosts my concentration when i'm racing"
"Uhmm..."

[DesmoRob]

"red guy: I don't understand how this could have happened, we've never lost before!"
"Schumi: You guys *hangs head* it was my fault, I thought it would be funny if I switched our engines with Vtechs, I honestly didn't think they would suck that bad though."
"Asian on right: You're dead to me"
"guyfarright: *thinking to himself* this is going to get me the publicity I've been longing for all my life."

[Spastik_Roach]

MT-"Semen in a can is not my idea of a farewell gift guys"'

J-"If you can think of a better one Michael i'd like to hear it"

[adrenaline]

"The can says it gives you wings!! Where the hell are my wings? Those liars! This is Red Bullshit."

[Cotterik]

'The ferrari team remain baffled as to how to extract the wings from the Red Bull team's secret juice they stole from the paddock'