UCP's Official Progressive List of Forum Etiquette

[Matra et Alpine]

15) If claiming car ownership then provide pictures with UCP Nickname sign ( forever known as the Egg-Nog test )

[Matra et Alpine]

16) If any good at maths then try to prove Misho's scoring theories wrong.


oh ....

[Spastik_Roach]

Respect thy 56Ker, do not post large images in your posts, unless they are a thumbnail link to thy larger image.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

This is relevant how guys, go to the politics forums.....

18) Excessive use of smilies proves you either can't spell or can't write good proper.

19) Thou shalt not use the UCP's name in Vain.
20) Thou shalt not say Shalt not.....

[IBrake4Rainbows]

21) Do not brag about what your "Uncle" drives, unless you can prove it, you will instantly be labelled a fanboy as per rule 13
22) Do not post-whore, no one is impressed by 4000 posts, (No offence to falcon500 here) but it usually means you have little or no life.
23) Do NOT, under any circumstances, post offencive material (Porn, really, REALLY offensive jokes) onto the site
24) If you love Wouters Mini click on as many ferrari red advertisements as possible, the more you click the more he can mod it, or evn buy another so he has twins.......

[crisis]

Im not sure I concur on the offensive jokes rule. And what have you got against porn?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

on the forums, they are a big no no (Porn). Porns fine in porn places, not a general forum discussion

only really, REALLY offensive jokes, like homophobic, or something really childish or disgusting, fall into the remove pile, the rest i rather like.....

[carlover]

Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows

22) Do not post-whore, no one is impressed by 4000 posts, (No offence to falcon500 here) but it usually means you have little or no life.

I have an exception, fpv_gtho posts are of good quality, but he does have over 4000 posts... Do you consider him a post whore?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I explained that i attempted to exclude Falcon and FPV from this rule, but people like Motorhead who post for the sake of posting, thats where the rule comes into effect. Having 12 posts per day is fine, just as long as they are of a good standard.

[fpv_gtho]

well i think alot of people will be relieved that Egg Nog, crisis and Batmobile Turbo have all pushed Motorhead away from the number 3 spot for most posts

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Thank god for that, we can finally cast him into the back of our minds

[Misho]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

16) If any good at maths then try to prove Misho's scoring theories wrong.


oh ....

IT CAN'T BE DONE !!


i would also like to take this moment and post a challenge to everyone !! including maths professors at Harvard !
if anyone can prove to me that the current rep system is better than the Misho ratio, then i will totally and forever withdraw from UCP !!

[Misho]

25) Do NOT waste your time attempting number 16 ! It CAN'T be done !!

[Matra et Alpine]

Originally Posted by Misho

IT CAN'T BE DONE !!


i would also like to take this moment and post a challenge to everyone !! including maths professors at Harvard !
if anyone can prove to me that the current rep system is better than the Misho ratio, then i will totally and forever withdraw from UCP !!

It fails the KISS test - ergo is inferior

[Misho]

Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine

It fails the KISS test

what the hell is that ?!!!!!!!!