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Mustang
01-11-2005, 01:54 PM
Extremely scientific quiz ;)

http://www.jengajam.com/r/chav-test

just to let you all know apparently im 19% chav :p haha yeah rite

Rockefella
01-11-2005, 03:12 PM
What's a chav? I took the test and got 21% but not sure what that's supposed to mean. My guess is like a poseur or one of those ricer-type teens..

baddabang
01-11-2005, 03:15 PM
yeah whats a chav? I got 15%

Cotterik
01-11-2005, 03:15 PM
hah nice, im 18%, dam chavs

Rockefella
01-11-2005, 03:17 PM
the problem with that quiz btw is that I had to put yes/no randomly on 1/4 of the questions not knowing what they meant. :)

Cotterik
01-11-2005, 03:17 PM
What's a chav? I took the test and got 21% but not sure what that's supposed to mean. My guess is like a poseur or one of those ricer-type teens..

a chav is what we know as in britain as the super common folk; rice cars, buy cheap things from cheap shops, beat people up, wear cheap jewelry, have pathetic accents and are no use atall to the earth.

Rockefella
01-11-2005, 03:18 PM
a chav is what we know as in britain as the super common folk; rice cars, buy cheap things from cheap shops, beat people up, wear cheap jewelry, have pathetic accents and are no use atall to the earth.
ahhhhh, thx for clearing that up.

:Exige:
01-11-2005, 03:25 PM
If any of you have looked at the thread about a 13 year old drunk driver .. hes your typical Chav.

Mustang
01-11-2005, 04:03 PM
example :p

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/2184/chaha7ay.jpg

car_fiend
01-11-2005, 04:13 PM
i just took the test, and i came out to being a 3% chav...
is that good ...?

my porsche
01-11-2005, 04:19 PM
I answered honestly, and im 3% chavvy, so that means i have expensive taste

man 430gt
01-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Extremely scientific quiz ;)

http://www.jengajam.com/r/chav-test

just to let you all know apparently im 19% chav :p haha yeah rite
I got the same.

man 430gt
01-11-2005, 04:39 PM
a chav is what we know as in britain as the super common folk; rice cars, buy cheap things from cheap shops, beat people up, wear cheap jewelry, have pathetic accents and are no use atall to the earth.
You shouldn't say that about yourself:D JOKE OK!!:D

austy351
01-11-2005, 04:40 PM
same here i got 8% lol
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Esperante
01-11-2005, 04:45 PM
13%...don't know what half of the stuff is, ie. Benjy's, Footballer's Wives, and the Stenaline Ferry.

dashers
01-11-2005, 07:11 PM
crap,22%,thats hte highest here!?!If you dont know what chav's are then your lucky,they are vicious stupid b*****ds who go around starting fights for kicks.tw*ts the lot of them

UCR
01-12-2005, 10:29 AM
We call them scallys in manchester, ive found one on of me pics.

I think hes got his hands on his todge there, and hes holding his mates hand.

6'bore
01-12-2005, 10:41 AM
lol. Look for rob the nob in the hall of fame.lol :D

GTR Dreamer
01-12-2005, 12:45 PM
Mustang -
example

what kind of car is that.......;)

Cotterik
01-12-2005, 12:50 PM
Mustang -

what kind of car is that.......;)

that would be a Noble M14 on display at the 2004 NEC motorshow me Mustang and some other british members visited.

GTR Dreamer
01-12-2005, 12:56 PM
thankyou...............and i got 22% (good or bad)?

6'bore
01-12-2005, 12:57 PM
Mustang -

what kind of car is that.......;)

hopefully your joking there? :o

GTR Dreamer
01-12-2005, 01:01 PM
nope:(

ZerK
01-12-2005, 01:26 PM
Congratulations, your chav rating is 13%.

Phew!

We call them charvs, or charvers, round here.

EDIT: http://www.latania.co.uk/photos/2004/CharverWatch/charver1.jpg << Click. Laugh.

spi-ti-tout
01-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Ha mines a 23%...

I don't think i'd ever be able to achieve it in my life :p
Maybe its cause outta 47 questions 43 were No...:rolleyes:

but...I GOT THE HIGHEST???

Rockefella
01-12-2005, 01:53 PM
Just retook it after looking up some of the stuff I didn't understand, yeah, I'm a loser and looked it up :p and got 13%... I have burberry cologne, is that a chavy thing to do?!? :p

deffenbaugh03
01-12-2005, 02:03 PM
I got 13 but i don't understand half the things on that test. And i like the question about "do you ever call a loo a 'toilet'?" :rolleyes: ... um yes i don't think i've ever not used the term toilet.

6'bore
01-12-2005, 02:10 PM
Congratulations, your chav rating is 13%.

Phew!

We call them charvs, or charvers, round here.

EDIT: http://www.latania.co.uk/photos/2004/CharverWatch/charver1.jpg << Click. Laugh.

We call them gay b******* round here :D :p ;)

Mustang
01-12-2005, 02:20 PM
We call them gay b******* round here :D :p ;)


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Rockefella
01-12-2005, 02:22 PM
I got 13 but i don't understand half the things on that test. And i like the question about "do you ever call a loo a 'toilet'?" :rolleyes: ... um yes i don't think i've ever not used the term toilet.
yeah, and the one that says footballers' wives or the cost of food at some square... oh well. :)

Ferrari Tifosi
01-12-2005, 02:59 PM
I got 18%. I have a feeling that the fact that I have bought a single cigarette from someone increased that number. :p

IBrake4Rainbows
01-12-2005, 03:04 PM
12% is not bad. i am quite happy with that thankyou.

Mustang
01-12-2005, 03:05 PM
oops just took it again

think it was my name that changed everything

Congratulations, Chav, your chav rating is 100%.

UCR
01-12-2005, 03:06 PM
67%.

Wtf?!

Im not a fu**g scally. W***shaft test.

Mustang
01-12-2005, 03:07 PM
67%.

Wtf?!

Im not a fu**ng scally. W***shaft test.


hahaa did you answer it properly too ?

UCR
01-12-2005, 03:10 PM
yeah. :<

Mustang
01-12-2005, 03:16 PM
yeah. :<


dayam

VtecMini
01-12-2005, 03:21 PM
Well... I feel slightly less embaressed to report my 33% now, cheers Jim. :)

It's a retarded test though. As per usual it's some upper class snob who doesn't know the difference between a chav and someone who just isn't very well off. From the point of view of the latter, I find it quite offensive and unfair.

Esperante
01-12-2005, 06:36 PM
67%.

Wtf?!

Im not a fu**g scally. W***shaft test.
Haha I expected you to get at least 50! :D

Mustang
01-14-2005, 04:01 AM
Todays chav news is......

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/882700/bs.jpg

Coventrysucks
01-14-2005, 04:45 AM
Ever tucked your trousers into your socks?

Mustang
01-14-2005, 04:55 AM
ha that guy obviously hasnt

no socks :eek:

Spastik_Roach
01-14-2005, 05:03 AM
39% Chav :(

UCR
01-14-2005, 09:00 AM
Ever tucked your trousers into your socks?
Or put your hands on your todge whilst walking into a shop?

paul
01-14-2005, 01:15 PM
that would be a Noble M14 on display at the 2004 NEC motorshow me Mustang and some other british members visited.


shit the m14 was there? missed that one , that place is too big too see everything

right tomorrow im gonna go round the whole place and take loads of pictures!! :D

dugie
01-15-2005, 03:54 PM
just took the test and got 27%

Cotterik
01-15-2005, 04:09 PM
haha the chav of the year goes to...*drumrole* the chav at the NEC motorsport show me n mustang spotted robbin a VX220 haha

NoOne
01-15-2005, 04:14 PM
57% and i made the hall of fame ... how bad is this? Do I need to find a religion to redeem myself?

Niko_Fx
01-15-2005, 04:46 PM
57% and i made the hall of fame ... how bad is this? Do I need to find a religion to redeem myself?

I like religion so much that I made my own. You could do the same, set the rules and define whether you need to redeem yourself or not.

I'm 100% Chav but my religion says that's ok ;)

SIMPLETON
01-17-2005, 01:18 PM
Well in that case I would be about 75%. The test said 18%

my porsche
01-17-2005, 01:23 PM
haha the chav of the year goes to...*drumrole* the chav at the NEC motorsport show me n mustang spotted robbin a VX220 haha

now now cotterik, its not nice to make fun of retarded children

Mustang
01-19-2005, 08:45 AM
bah yes it is

pellonstoner
02-18-2005, 02:21 PM
i am 68% chav :P im not a chav ! honestly :P i am realy and i dont fink the way some ov you ppl are refering to chavs is verry nice at all not all ov uz go round beating ppl up for fun :S:S i kno ppl that do that that are no where near chavz :S:S :confused: :confused: :eek: :eek:

whiteballz
02-18-2005, 02:40 PM
agreed.. 21%...

Matra et Alpine
02-19-2005, 02:17 PM
Monday 9pm british TV. A program about chav's and from the trailers it looks as if we'll see the worst of them - AND they're going to defend there POV :) Shoudl be a larf, mate, innit, solid .....