What the other car forums are talking about:

[pimp_squeak]

posted by PontiacJ8 from GMinsidenews:

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

[fa22_raptor]

Hahaha most of them are SO TRUE... Very creative :D :D

[dimlight]

lol.. the one with the wind noise ... its true.. there are people that are actually like that.. complaining about their supercars

[spi-ti-tout]

AHAHA good one there :D

[Coventrysucks]

UCP forums: reposted jokes

[Sweeney921]

UCP forums: reposted jokeslol, clever

[man 430gt]

The one about chevy and the miate or maite what ever it's called is good :D

[pimp_squeak]

UCP forums: reposted jokes

If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....

[Coventrysucks]

If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....

In theory, nothing, but sometimes you do end up with the same jokes being posted by different people 3 times in 2 weeks.

I'm sure anyime anyone posts a joke on the internet it must have been done before at least somewhere.

[UCR]

If there's something wrong with making people laugh let me know....
No, were laughing because you reposted, and Cov made you look like a tit.

[stratos]

Fiat forum-Hello? Am I the only member?

wtf !! that is not true right ? :confused: :mad:

[UCR]

The person who made this list, is probably reffering to recent lack of sales, stratos.

[ruim20]

wtf !! that is not true right ? :confused: :mad:

I hope not! LOL

i'm a Half proud owner of a FIAT Brava hehe!

[silverhawk]

good post even though it is a repost. which car is delorean? why is the joke related to time travel? :confused:

"Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985"

[ruim20]

good post even though it is a repost. which car is delorean? why is the joke related to time travel? :confused:

"Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985"

DMC Delorean, the car used in the 3 "Back To The Future" movies, with Michael J. Fox, if you´ve never seen it i recomend it! :) good entertainment!

[SPHFerrari]

they lose their funny effect after yuve senn em 5 times

[Spastik_Roach]

First time I've seen em, funny.

[Blitz_]

lmfao that is so damn funny :P

[my porsche]

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

NOT cool

[Rockefella]

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

NOT cool
oh shut up :p Jokes can be made about anything and everything and should be accepted as the literal truth, so yes.. Porsche's suck. ;)

[my porsche]

so does new jersey :p

[Rockefella]

so does new jersey :p
agreed. :)

[boostin94]

LMAO.... I live in TX and have just come back from a trip to NJ to buy my Jag. And for the record, I have no carbon fiber on my Jag, and my trannie is sh*tting the bed in my DSM :eek:

Repost or not, this is the first time I can remember honostly "laughing out loud" to any internet jokes. And I have to agree, the Miata joke was the one that took the cake, although several others kept the laughs going.