the great UCP saga

[Karrmann]

basically we all make up a story one line at a time.

noone dies. we all live.

it was a normal day thespeedway (http://www.speedway.com) station on the corner of Penn and Teller street when.....





(posted the link to show speedway was a real chain of gas stations)

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

Karrman showed up in his Toyota Prius

[CdocZ]

and karmann got out, and i launched a rocket at that dam car, while karmann lived.

[Karrmann]

he needed a simple fill up, and also did a window wash, but then _________ pulled up next to him in a _________

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

but what was left of the flaming frame was shot up into the air and struck Karmann square on the head before he could make out who it was in the new car

[SPHFerrari]

dude this game has been done and redone and you know it

[Karrmann]

but it bounced off of him and smashed into the food mart, Karrmann got the hell out of there are ran to the local...............

[CdocZ]

prius dealer, and annihalated all the cars.

[PsychoChimp22]

*damn*

[Karrmann]

but he didn't have the garage space so he sold 50% of tghem on eBay. and then he want to Kroger to buy grocheries when he saw _____________ in the _________________ section buying __________________

[PsychoChimp22]

but he didn't have the garage space so he sold 50% of tghem on eBay. and then he want to Kroger to buy grocheries when he saw _____________ in the _________________ section buying __________________



*SPH*, *Drug Store*, *Miniture Condoms* HAHAHAH!!! :p

[CdocZ]

me, buying stuff to throw at prius's. give it up karmann. i said you destroyed the prius's, your just gonna lose eventually :p

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

you just totally skipped PsychoChimp so ill continue from there...
the Maldive Islands, where he met...

[Rockefella]

Arnold Schwarzenegger lifting weights while

[my porsche]

new idea!! how bout each member copies and pastes the last, so you can read it fully, after 1 post you will only need to copy and past one post, ill start

it was a normal day thespeedway station on the corner of Penn and Teller street when Karrman showed up in his Toyota Prius and karmann got out, and i launched a rocket at that dam car, while karmann lived. He needed a simple fill up, and also did a window wash, but then My Porsche pulled up next to him in a M3 Competition Coupe. Karrmann got the hell out of there are ran to the local Prius dealer, and annihalated all the cars. While running from the cops, he borded a plane to the Maldive Islands, where he met Arnold Schwarsenegar ifting weights, (this is where we leave off) who told him "I vont yu tu luhrn jerman"

[F1_Master]

Judge Judy was admiring Arnold, and suddenly...

[SPHFerrari]

haha good done psychochimp :rolleyes:

[Karrmann]

*SPH*, *Drug Store*, *Miniture Condoms* HAHAHAH!!! :p


well, karrmann checked out and he loaded the stuff into his Escort and he left to the body shop for a new bumper cause he ran into a wino in a black car with it's headlighet off during night, well he pulled in and went to teh front desk..........

[PsychoChimp22]

.. all of a sudden, Matt was deported to an ethiopian hostel in france!!! :eek:

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

thats a good idea

Arnold Schwarzenegger lifting weights while
eatin a sandwitch from

[CdocZ]

and cdocz suddenly appeared in front of bill gates, who asked "pick ANY 10 cars you want, and ill buy them for you", and found that the prius no longer existed.

[CHEESE-TACULAR]

this is annoying we all post at once and for some reason mine always comes up last

[Karrmann]

r34_396kw that was poisened!

[Rockefella]

thats a good idea

eatin a sandwitch from
Brian Spilner in the fast and the furious after buying two tanks of NOS, the big ones.

[Karrmann]

well Karrmann drove out of the bodychop with a new bumper on his Escort, and he went home when he got a visit, it was a soliciter who turned out to be ____________ selling ___________

[F1_Master]

((Ok, this thread is going nowhere real fast. No one is keeping with the other posts.))

[CdocZ]

r34_396kw that was poisened!
ok, since people can get hurt.....all the ricers and prius fans suddenly are launched out of their car, which explodes in a nuclear mushroom shaped cloud and all the survivors are badly hurt, but will live :p

[PsychoChimp22]

well Karrmann drove out of the bodychop with a new bumper on his Escort, and he went home when he got a visit, it was a soliciter who turned out to be ____________ selling ___________


*SPH*, *Stolen miniture condoms* !! HHAHAH

[Rockefella]

*SPH*, *Stolen miniture condoms* !! HHAHAH
Karrmann, showing up to buy these items on clearance starts a birth control movement in Madagascar dressed like Michael Jackson when..

[Karrmann]

ok, since people can get hurt.....all the ricers and prius fans suddenly are launched out of their car, which explodes in a nuclear mushroom shaped cloud and all the survivors are badly hurt, but will live :p


then all the ricers were squashed by a steam roller, but they lived.

then r1ckst4 saw Lindsay Lohan at the rite aid so he............

[PsychoChimp22]

then all the ricers were squashed by a steam roller, but they lived.

then r1ckst4 saw Lindsay Lohan at the rite aid so he............

stood there shaking and having an out of body experince, while right behind him...!!!

[Karrmann]

her father was there with a baseball bat, seing he was about to do something, her father clubbed him on the head with a baseball bat, so he woke up and found a bunch of people in black with machine guns standing around him (Lindsay Lohan's secret service), they then arrested him but Dquik bailed him out.

[PsychoChimp22]

While Rick and D were escaping court, the FBI caught him!! He was then deported to the same ethiopian hostel in france that matt was earlier!!!

[Karrmann]

which turned out to be a psyco clinic :p

well, it turned out tat Lindsay Lohan will appear at court as part of the jury!!!

Karrmann came to court to defend r1ckst4.

[PsychoChimp22]

which turned out to be a psyco clinic :p

well, it turned out tat Lindsay Lohan will appear at court as part of the jury!!!

Karrmann came to court to defend r1ckst4.

.... And didnt have to stop for gas once!!! ;) :rolleyes:

[d-quik]

please exclude me from this story from this post on. danke

[PsychoChimp22]

please exclude me from this story from this post on. danke

oooooook.... :confused:

[Esperante]

please exclude me from this story from this post on. danke
d-quik blew up the courthouse so he could smuggle out Karrmann and r1cks4. He shoved the two of them, and then himself, into a BMW Isetta. The FBI soon followed in the secret army prototype Hummer H4...

[Spastik_Roach]

d-quik blew up the courthouse so he could smuggle out Karrmann and r1cks4. He shoved the two of them, and then himself, into a BMW Isetta. The FBI soon followed in the secret army prototype Hummer H4...

Strangely enough the Isetta was more reliable and faster than the "H4", so they escaped the Army. They then arrived at the Batcave...

[Rockefella]

Strangely enough the Isetta was more reliable and faster than the "H4", so they escaped the Army. They then arrived at the Batcave...
while at the batcave, Batman and Robin were knitting sweaters and nearly had a heartattack from the arrival of the Isetta. From this point, Rock (me) throws a grenade in the cave and sets of through the countryside in a rally-specced Mitsu FQ-400.

[Spastik_Roach]

while at the batcave, Batman and Robin were knitting sweaters and nearly had a heartattack from the arrival of the Isetta. From this point, Rock (me) throws a grenade in the cave and sets of through the countryside in a rally-specced Mitsu FQ-400.

Everybody crams into the Isetta (As it is bomb-proof, its an ex-German Secret Service car).

Then I see Michael Knight go past, so I get a ride in K.I.T.T. I ask to go see the hot mechanic chick! :D

[Rockefella]

Everybody crams into the Isetta (As it is bomb-proof, its an ex-German Secret Service car).

Then I see Michael Knight go past, so I get a ride in K.I.T.T. I ask to go see the hot mechanic chick! :D
but the car flips and they get knocked unconcious. Luckily ....

[Karrmann]

they all woke up later, and they crawled out of the car.

at the clinic, Matt decieded to escape. he hijacked a staff GMC Yukon adm head through the muddy path in the oouring rain.

[spi-ti-tout]

they all woke up later, and they crawled out of the car.

at the clinic, Matt decieded to escape. he hijacked a staff GMC Yukon adm head through the muddy path in the oouring rain.

And found that they had been blown to the far east of the sahara. luckily however, they find the greatest wrc car in thw world the evo which tommi makinen himself drove being driven by the greatest wrc driver-of-the-time spi-ti-tout(:D) and....

Police are now hot on the trail of Matt but he goes takes refuge in a Fiat Panda (:p) and decides to go to.....

[Karrmann]

so he speeds off buyt the only porblem was that the Police were hot on his tail, and they were in Ford Excursions....

[spi-ti-tout]

so he speeds off buyt the only porblem was that the Police were hot on his tail, and they were in Ford Excursions....
the excursions being so big run outta gas very soon and all the cops have to stop while spi-ti-tout drives away with his friends in the evo and on the way he sees Matt with him and the cars join together to become an evopanda which has advantages of both the cars and are still making their escape while...

[Karrmann]

in the city, Wouter is in his Mini, with his secrst service (2 ford excursions) were besides him.

the that dumb kid that goes by Wildsoccernm, Dodgeman33, racingman33, and carcrazy123 came up in his patal kiddy viper pulls in front of WOuter so the Excursions squash him. the 2 secret service ag ents turn out to be Matra and TrueChaoZ.

than a big part y is held in celebartion of the kid gettiing squashed and all of UCP showed up and were partying hard, with Matra guzzling diet Ginger ales, cause Wouter said that his secret service can't be drunk..........

[spi-ti-tout]

in the city, Wouter is in his Mini, with his secrst service (2 ford excursions) were besides him.

the that dumb kid that goes by Wildsoccernm, Dodgeman33, racingman33, and carcrazy123 came up in his patal kiddy viper pulls in front of WOuter so the Excursions squash him. the 2 secret service ag ents turn out to be Matra and TrueChaoZ.

than a big part y is held in celebartion of the kid gettiing squashed and all of UCP showed up and were partying hard, with Matra guzzling diet Ginger ales, cause Wouter said that his secret service can't be drunk..........
The party finishes and Mustang finds himself somehow the next morning in Catalyuna, Australia. Having his cellphone with him, he phones SlickHolden to come and pick him up...

Meanwhile back in the city Wouter decides that his secret service should have better 4WDS and upgrades them to Porsche Cayenne Aero 3's with in-built missiles. They try to go back to UCP Headquaters but only for Matra to realize that they're being tailed. The poeple who are tailing them are driving Lumina SS 400's and start opening fire....

[6'bore]

dude this game has been done and redone and you know it


Its just another thread for karrmann to spam, get his post count up, and post useless s*it

[Esperante]

The party finishes and Mustang finds himself somehow the next morning in Catalyuna, Australia. Having his cellphone with him, he phones SlickHolden to come and pick him up...

Meanwhile back in the city Wouter decides that his secret service should have better 4WDS and upgrades them to Porsche Cayenne Aero 3's with in-built missiles. They try to go back to UCP Headquaters but only for Matra to realize that they're being tailed. The poeple who are tailing them are driving Lumina SS 400's and start opening fire....

The Lumina's featured built in rocket's, which the drivers soon engaged. they put the afterburners at full blast and soon they caught up Matra's A310...

[UCR]

And then Jim goes to hide in the fridge.

[Esperante]

And then Jim goes to hide in the fridge.
The refridgerator, a rusting piece of crap at least 40 years old, exploded, ripping a hole into the space-time continuum and thrusting Jim in...

[spi-ti-tout]

The Lumina's featured built in rocket's, which the drivers soon engaged. they put the afterburners at full blast and soon they caught up Matra's A310...
(splitting this into 2 parts)
(Matra has a Porsche Cayenne Aero 3 GT[470 hp]) ;)

Matra's Porsche then converted into a Turbo Charged A310 and Wouter jumped in, abandoning the Mini and calling in reinforcements for TrueChaoZ, who is fighting the battle alone. One Lumina stays fighting with him while the other chases Matra and Wouter. Matra turns into a right and goes down the dirt trail, which the A310 is specialized for. The Lumina tries to chase them but it's car is failing more and more every minute since its isn't adapted to the 'rally' road.....

TrueChoaZ sends missles out of the back of his Cayenne Turbo Aero 3 GT at just the same time the Lumina sends missles out of its fog lamps. The missles collide but only a few scratches on both cars. Meanwhile a helicopter arrives to aid TrueChoaZ. The side door opens and NoOne steps out, firing the Lumina with a Semi-Automatic AK47.....

[Karrmann]

but all that time he wished that he kept the Ford Excursions cause right then he could of squashed the puny Luminas.

but NoOne managed to blow up the Lumina