View Full Version : being mauled in the face is no fun
SPHFerrari
02-01-2005, 07:04 PM
well i guess i wouldnt call it mauled. but i was trying to get a gum wrpaper away from my dog earlier and she bit me in the face! :eek: i have a gash below my lip and a puncture on my lower lip. i went to the ER and got 7 stitches. its all swollen and annoying now. the weird thing was it didnt hurt that much when it happened. i just stood up, realized i was bleeding, and was like "F*CK THAT B*TCH BIT ME!" then we went to the ER. my dad drove and we pulled some nice 0-60 times comin off stoplights and good speeds on straights. so i guess theres a silver lining in everything. the moral of this story, dont let your dog bite you:D
taz_rocks_miami
02-01-2005, 07:09 PM
Ouch man, how big is your dog?
shr0olvl
02-01-2005, 07:11 PM
sounds like my dog :mad:
when the damn dog gets ahold of some kinda food and you try to take it from em, they get all pissed off and come after you and try to bite you. so now, when my dog has some food that i dont want him to have, ill just tackle it and it leaves me alone and i get the wrapper/food :D
hey, it works...
egg nog test plz :D
SPHFerrari
02-01-2005, 07:12 PM
Ouch man, how big is your dog?
shes a little sh*t but shes got some sharp little teeth, and some nice ups too:D
Renesis
02-01-2005, 07:22 PM
the moral of this story, dont let your dog bite you:D
good moral. thats right up there with the most important rule of all: "don't shit your pants"
Rockefella
02-01-2005, 07:34 PM
shes a little sh*t but shes got some sharp little teeth, and some nice ups too:D
my neighbor has a jack russell that is like that.. except that thing fears/respects me. When I go to their house, it's all jumpy and sht, but if I raise my voice/hand and tell it to stop, it does it on the dime. :) I make sure friendly dogs don't fck w/ me.
I thought the most important rule was
"get your hands out of your pants and eat your fish " :D
Rockefella
02-01-2005, 07:38 PM
I thought the most important rule was
"get your hands out of your pants and eat your fish " :D
Nothing wrong w/ a salami sandwich once in a while [j/k] :p
d-quik
02-01-2005, 07:42 PM
I woulda killed the dog on the spot.
shr0olvl
02-01-2005, 07:48 PM
we took our dogs man hood along time ago, guess thats why it barks at everyone and bites people like crazy...
its pissed off at the world cuse we chopped off his nuts :p
SPHFerrari
02-01-2005, 08:07 PM
I woulda killed the dog on the spot.
im glad i didnt lose it and kick the dog. cuz i would have killed it. and my sister would cry for days.
Rebirth of Xar
02-01-2005, 08:08 PM
if my dog bit me id hit the shit out of it and point at my face when it looked at me, Im not an animal abuser but theres no way in hell that my dog is gonna snap at me and think that its all right. I used to have a Pitbull/Rotweiller mix and when it was growing up I used to have to set that bitch straight.. I moved to Puerto Rico and my parents didnt hit her and she turned into a wild child and they ended up taking her back to the animal shelter where we had adopted her.
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My neighbors had a rotweiler, it got loose one day and charged at me. This thing was vicious, but i held my ground and kicked it square in the snout. It was bloody as hell, but you better bleieve that dog stayed the f**k away from me from then on.
d-quik
02-01-2005, 10:57 PM
I love how people are trying to act so tough just by saying the can beat up on an animal 4 times as small after my post. :)
Ferrari Tifosi
02-01-2005, 11:30 PM
I love how people are trying to act so tough just by saying the can beat up on an animal 4 times as small after my post. :)
A dog can be 4 times as small as the person and 5 times stronger than that person, size doesn't really matter.
clutch-monkey
02-01-2005, 11:48 PM
A dog can be 4 times as small as the person and 5 times stronger than that person, size doesn't really matter.
my grandma has an ex-police dog. if it gets excited when i come over it drags me out of the car by my arm
whiteballz
02-02-2005, 01:38 AM
hahaha... it hurt? (the grandma)
clutch-monkey
02-02-2005, 01:39 AM
yeah, it depends which one gets to the car first i guess :)
85RX7
02-02-2005, 03:03 AM
We Need Pix!!!
McReis
02-02-2005, 05:21 AM
To all of you:
A dog, no matter how lovely it is, is still an animal. They do get jumpy,annoying and agressive at times, but so do we. The difference is that we are always aware of what our acts will do to others and dogs arent. Those of you that say they would have done this and that, are just not being smart being enough or acting tough to others.
When we take a dog to our houses we got to be prepared to take the consequences of that. I know about people that have dogs with mental problems that are as bad as any wild animal, and still they don't take them away to the shelter as if it was a broken toy they bought. Those things happen. I don't mean we must have a dog or another animal no matter what. But we should respected them as animals they are no matter what they do. Cause they'll always be just animals with insticts, and alltough they can be agressive they get very connected to us. It's not fair to take them away.
It's not fair to leave a dog with other persons and then blame them of not educating the dog properly. Get a simple no-race-abandoned dog instead of a "macho-man" rotweiller or pitbull and you'll be problem-free. Pure breeds are more complicated and more likely to have mental or physical diseases.
I have a small bitch I saved from a bad situation on my street. My girlfriend loved the poor looking animal so we decided to keep her. The dog spends it's time between houses and is very friendly. But I guess she probably was misstreated in it's early years. So when we try to punish her for something it did, it tries to bite. It's an instinctive reaction it has, because the minute next it's all tail-between-legs...
As a complete animal nutter an dog lover, I ask you guys to never forget it is a dog, and not some bad guy, we're talking about. We never know what is the motivation of their acts. Punish the dog with respect.
If it is a neighbours dog that comes over you, run to your house, wait until the dog is closed again, call is owner and slam his face, because he is the only responsable. Not the poor dog.
drakkie
02-02-2005, 08:46 AM
I have a small bitch I saved from a bad situation on my street. My girlfriend loved the poor looking animal so we decided to keep her. The dog spends it's time between houses and is very friendly. But I guess she probably was misstreated in it's early years. So when we try to punish her for something it did, it tries to bite. It's an instinctive reaction it has, because the minute next it's all tail-between-legs...
a friend of my best friends parentshas a BIG rotweiller.She found the dog,while being still a puppy of a few weeks old,on a piece of land between the industrial factory's.She was really abused and not fed for days.She has now grown up, but she still has some memories, we think.Everything she sees a black person(not mixed, but really black) she starts to bark and try to wreck the tv.She also starts barking when you try to rub?(right word?) her.as everyone is used to it, it isnt a real problem anymore.If you met her for the first time she really scares the sh*t out of everyone... I think she has been trough something traumatic happening before she was abandoned :mad: .Maybe by a black person,which explains her fear for blacks...
Rebirth of Xar
02-02-2005, 09:41 AM
a friend of my best friends parentshas a BIG rotweiller.She found the dog,while being still a puppy of a few weeks old,on a piece of land between the industrial factory's.She was really abused and not fed for days.She has now grown up, but she still has some memories, we think.Everything she sees a black person(not mixed, but really black) she starts to bark and try to wreck the tv.She also starts barking when you try to rub?(right word?) her.as everyone is used to it, it isnt a real problem anymore.If you met her for the first time she really scares the sh*t out of everyone... I think she has been trough something traumatic happening before she was abandoned :mad: .Maybe by a black person,which explains her fear for blacks...
bcuz dogs are color blind the dog might just be scared bcuz all it sees is a dark spot! when I say that I used to hit my dog its bcuz it deserved to know that it was doing something wrong, you may think that I have problems but You certainly didnt know her and never handled her, and you definately werent there for those times when she was treated like a normal "small puppy" that weighed in at 20lbs (still only a couple of months old) and tried to attack.. she was so out of control after i left her (when no one HIT her to let her know that waht she was doing was wrong) that she would even attack the trainers. I was never bite by her bcuz I didnt allow her but my parents did on numerous occasions, So the lesson that I learned was that If you arent STERN with a young dog and show it who is boss when it gets bigger itll lose respect for you and not follow your commands and even try and attack you whenever you try to keep it from doing something.
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Koenigsegg_CC
02-03-2005, 08:03 AM
Ouch! sounds way painful man, being mauled by a dog.
SPHFerrari
02-03-2005, 01:24 PM
We Need Pix!!!
are, are you serious? you wanna see pics of my bloody and stitched up face? i dont think so..... :D
d-quik
05-24-2005, 01:17 PM
A dog can be 4 times as small as the person and 5 times stronger than that personfind me a dog 4 times smaller than a person and 5 times stronger and you get a prize
size doesn't really matter.most girls disagree
sry for bringing up old topic kk bye :D
spi-ti-tout
05-25-2005, 12:32 AM
find me a dog 4 times smaller than a person and 5 times stronger and you get a prize
I think by 'stronger' he meant the attack and defence advantages it has. They have claws, sharp teeth and can jump high, for attack. And they have loud barks and can run fast for defence.
SPH keep off the crack please.
QuattroMan
05-25-2005, 08:23 AM
well i guess i wouldnt call it mauled. but i was trying to get a gum wrpaper away from my dog earlier and she bit me in the face! :eek: i have a gash below my lip and a puncture on my lower lip. i went to the ER and got 7 stitches. its all swollen and annoying now. the weird thing was it didnt hurt that much when it happened. i just stood up, realized i was bleeding, and was like "F*CK THAT B*TCH BIT ME!" then we went to the ER. my dad drove and we pulled some nice 0-60 times comin off stoplights and good speeds on straights. so i guess theres a silver lining in everything. the moral of this story, dont let your dog bite you:D
I'm glad your ok, but the moral of this story should be"don't through your gum on the floor" hey! if you tried to pull a gum out of my hair, ill bit to LOL!!!!
SPHFerrari
05-25-2005, 12:12 PM
guys this happened in february so idk why ur still comenting on it. lol