Funny Riceboy Conversation

[Egg Nog]

I'm Shawn and mechanixfetch is Mithras

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Mithras says:
my daddies civic CAN"T LOSE!
Mithras says:
V
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[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
obviously it is the drift king
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
with FWD POWER!!#>$!##&*!#11
Mithras says:
and it does a 9.82 sec 1/4 at 146 mph too
Mithras says:
totally stock
Mithras says:
CIVIC CAN'T LOSE
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my integra can kick your ass any day
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
runs 14.9 at 234mph
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
because of turbo lag
Mithras says:
i got a wing yo dat mean i kan go turbo fast biatch
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
hell yes
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
clear taillights are faster than mustangs
Mithras says:
14.9 @ 234
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
yeah
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
THA LAG IS A BITCH
Mithras says:
so I saw this dood right at the track right and he like blew a push rod on his Mustand 4.6 it was totally kool!
Mithras says:
i kan fix yo problem
Mithras says:
yoo needs a ram air and a carbon fiver hood and nos
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
overnight parts from japan
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
fix-all
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
dont use NOS though
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
it will bust a fat hit to your floorpan
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
bolts will fly
Mithras says:
2JZ-GTE no shit!
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
2JZ-GO AWAY
Mithras says:
this will decimate all if you put 15 maybe 20 grand into it
Mithras says:
and if we need
Mithras says:
overnight parts from japan
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i have an s2000
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
with $200,000+ under tha hood
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
its got 8 turbos and 4 superchargers
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
2 turbos and a supercharger per cylinder
Mithras says:
yeah well i have a Maxima that doesn't sound right till i retard the ignition timing 1/10th of A sec that is why i'm unloading in 3rd
Mithras says:
well my eclipse GSX with 10000 under the hood can run a 10 sec 1/4 mile
Mithras says:
after a totally shit start[/b]
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
obviously your nos boost gauge valve seat wrench set box is the problem
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
fix it with ONPFJ
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
thats the new acronym
Mithras says:
i can't stop laughing
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
good stuff
Mithras says:
I hear if you put a leaf blower in your intake it is a cheap turbo
Mithras says:
that way i run like 8 sec 1/4 mile
Mithras says:
with no lag
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
dude a have a john deere
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
with 9 turbos
Mithras says:
the wing gives my civic all the RW grip it can handle
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
sequential turbos
Mithras says:
ball bearing
Mithras says:
from G reddy
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i have an rx7 too
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
with forged pistons
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
and valves
Mithras says:
with forged pistions?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
yeah
Mithras says:
lol
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
its got a 300hp shot of NX
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
it blows the engine every time but thats okay
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i just fix it
Mithras says:
and a super charger/ turbo set up?
Mithras says:
with air cooling?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i run mad quarters... 8.1@24mph
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i have to put on the brakes because I go too fast
Mithras says:
dooooood don't for get the chrome 20 in wheels and 6.5 inch exhaust
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my crome nitrous bottle alone cost more than a Camaro SS
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
2 times more
Mithras says:
i hate it when my civic starts to shake at like 300 mph
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
you need coilovers
Mithras says:
and a front air dam?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
buy 2 sets and install both
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
put a spoiler on top of your spoiler's spoiler
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
9-LEVEL WING!@!$*&!#!!11
Mithras says:
nah not coil overs air bags with a fully adjustable ride then it will adjust for all the bumps
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
slam it
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
lowriders handle like they're on rails at 300mph
Mithras says:
hey if i mount like twenty 12 inch subs in the back seat then i'll have 50 50 weight
Mithras says:
no more handeling problems
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
if they blast backwkards
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
you'll get at least 100mph more
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
and more downforce
Mithras says:
no dood down then the Rear wheels will stick better wen i drag launch
Mithras says:
god I love drag launching my automatic
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my cavalier had so much downforce that it crashed vertically when I hit 20mph
Mithras says:
it shifts faster than a person too
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
totally
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my civic has an f1 shifter
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
from a miclarn f1
Mithras says:
dood that works? o only managed a robotic clutch from a 550 for my civic
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i put my spoilers on upside down on my supra
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
it had crazy upforce
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i flew it to japan to get my parts
Mithras says:
I get so much down force that when i flipped at 280mph in a tunnel i drove on da roof
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
dude so what
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
thats like my commute
Mithras says:
wh you no courier them ONPFJ
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i drive 280mph wherever i go
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
and drift around every corner
Mithras says:
and around hair pins i have to totally slow to like 250
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i can beat every single 412909hp skyline at once
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i am busting out 4000hp with a stock hood!
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
its nuts
Mithras says:
sweet
Mithras says:
with a carbonfiber hood woth a scoop you'll hit like 10 000
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
plus
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
I found a new spot
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
for my NOS bottles
Mithras says:
where?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
I can fit a NOS bottle in my 8" exhaust
Mithras says:
all 12 of them?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
yeah
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
but my car totally exploded
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
i only put the bottle in the one functional exhaust
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
and it backfir4ed
Mithras says:
dood that is so dumb!! LMFAO
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
obviously
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
and plus everyone knows that nitrous explodes
Mithras says:
my tires are like 17 inches wide
Mithras says:
and i stick like glue
Mithras says:
and my 20 in wheels mean i can go like 350mph now
Mithras says:
no more sissy 300mph
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
on my civic if you touch the gas for more than .2 seconds you will double the limit
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
on the highway
Mithras says:
doooooooood!
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
yeah i know
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
its insane
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
but my bro crashed it
Mithras says:
we should move to Japan
Mithras says:
they have no speed limits
Mithras says:
and EVERYONE drifts
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
in japan doing 400+mph on the wangan is legal
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
the cops do it
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
but they cant catch me
Mithras says:
no way[/b]
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
stock blockers
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
they cant catch a civic
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[baddabang]

up my stupid mind cant handle all the writting

[NoOne]

LMFAO Egg Nog, best line in there is ....

[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my cavalier had so much downforce that it crashed vertically when I hit 20mph

I laughed so hard my face cramped. :D

[The Tuner]

Mithras says:
I get so much down force that when i flipped at 280mph in a tunnel i drove on da roof
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
dude so what
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
thats like my commute

[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
my crome nitrous bottle alone cost more than a Camaro SS

[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
I found a new spot
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
for my NOS bottles
Mithras says:
where?
[Shawn] - Ripped Van Winkle says:
I can fit a NOS bottle in my 8" exhaust
Mithras says:
all 12 of them?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dang, egg nog, u had me laffin for fukin ages wit those....

[Egg Nog]

Okay, I took the liberty of making it easier to read :) After 20 minutes of my time and a bunch of editing, it should all be a bit easier now :)

Enjoy.

[Misho]

hey eggnog, you really have some free time. its a good thing u spend it on this site rather than doing drugs like most of us !! :D

[Egg Nog]

its a good thing u spend it on this site rather than doing drugs like most of us !! :D

Was that a clever joke? Because I didn't get it :D

Did something tip you off? :p

[r34_296kw]

hey eggnog, you really have some free time. its a good thing u spend it on this site rather than doing drugs like most of us !! :D i used 2 do that, oh yeah is that civic sedan or hatchback?

[NoOne]

i used 2 do that, oh yeah is that civic sedan or hatchback?

Did you read the first post?

If so, do you think it really matters whether it was a sedan or a hatchback?

:confused:

[r34_296kw]

Did you read the first post? ehhhhhhhhh no

[NoOne]

ehhhhhhhhh no

Could be me, but I would have thought it better to read a post before asking questions regarding it.

[r34_296kw]

Could be me, but I would have thought it better to read a post before asking questions regarding it.roger that