View Full Version : Rugby fan cut off his own testicles!!!!!
r1ckst4
02-12-2005, 12:00 AM
I dont know if this is a repost but this is crazy! :eek:
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
drakkie
02-12-2005, 02:03 AM
atleast he keeps his word :)
this was in me newspaper on wednesday....
whiteballz
02-12-2005, 02:38 AM
stupid f**king idiot!
now he will grow boobs and his knob will shrink!!!
Wouldnt be suprised if the name "Dirty Sanchez" would be involved.
Thats disturbing.
Mustang
02-12-2005, 03:58 AM
its 100% true he said if wales beat england he would cut off his own balls. when they did win he was in the pub so im guessing that he was very pissed (both ways) he went out into the car park cut them off and walked back in the pub and put them on a table to prove it.
he is now at risk of dieng :p
Coventrysucks
02-12-2005, 04:00 AM
Ouch, boyo!
drakkie
02-12-2005, 04:07 AM
did he forgot to take his brains from home ?
Matra et Alpine
02-12-2005, 05:59 AM
The "medication" he was on was for psychological problems !!! you dont' say :)
d-quik
02-12-2005, 08:27 AM
I dont know if this is a repostyes this is a repost (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=244361#post244361)
my porsche
02-12-2005, 08:31 AM
why would he cut them off if they won, id think itd be if they lost?
and hes at risk of dying?!?!
r1ckst4
02-12-2005, 08:36 AM
yes this is a repost (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=244361#post244361)
you are such a f*cking ass...
r1ckst4
02-12-2005, 08:38 AM
d hes at risk of dying?!?!
yes he is... and he's also in the risk of breaking his voice everytime he says something
:D
my porsche
02-12-2005, 08:45 AM
wait seriously though, i thought all would happen is he wont have any kids, but you can die? :eek:
d-quik
02-12-2005, 10:21 AM
you are such a f*cking ass...unexplainable
PsychoChimp22
02-12-2005, 10:53 AM
At first i thought it said Rugby PLAYER, so i was like.... "well i guess that makes sence, it must get old after a while eh?" But then i saw that a fan did it in a bar.... thats just wrong. Its really nice to see that there are still people out there that stick to their word tho. :p
Coventrysucks
02-12-2005, 11:04 AM
why would he cut them off if they won, id think itd be if they lost?
They were playing England, so loosing should have been the least likely of the options.
However, it seems the English team forgot what sport they were world champions of, and lost, thoroughly.
I supposed you could die, althought you'd have to put some effort in to achieve that status.
Bleeding to death or an infection would probably do it, but it'd take some time. A few weeks probably... :rolleyes:
I wonder if it hurts when he goes for a leek? :D
my porsche
02-12-2005, 01:27 PM
i bet he pisses blood! eww
QuattroMan
02-12-2005, 01:55 PM
I dont know if this is a repost but this is crazy! :eek:
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
8 February 2005
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles."
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
if he was that stupid then he deserves it hi's just a dumb @ss!!!
Niko_Fx
02-12-2005, 02:16 PM
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
Any pictures?
;)
QuattroMan
02-12-2005, 03:00 PM
Any pictures?
;)
niko i dont think you would want to see somthing like that, i think it will look nasty,,,,,, :(
F1_Master
02-12-2005, 04:42 PM
I doubt they would meet UCP's rules.
And if there are, please don't show them.
whiteballz
02-12-2005, 04:48 PM
he was joking...(niko was)
personaly i think he is a great man, he kept his word to his mates. the world could use more of them
my porsche
02-12-2005, 04:51 PM
^ except now he'll be watching "what not to wear" and sipping chardonay instead of watching a football match (Newcastle winning, of course) and chugging a pint
taz_rocks_miami
02-12-2005, 07:46 PM
Cutting your own testies off, cuz of a game even! That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard of!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Dont you need your bollocks for hormones and that?
Thats why trannys have them tucked up inside them .
Misho
02-13-2005, 03:23 AM
the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.
that part sounds unreal !
85RX7
02-13-2005, 03:30 AM
dayam!!!
When i saw the title i thought it was gonna be somthing like "Rugby fan cut off his own FINGER". But to rip your own sack off!!! He must of had so much to drink that he was numb and able to walk inside carying his own baggage.