Mustang
02-14-2005, 04:38 PM
Ok so not everyones name is going to be on here, especially the unusual ones
Mine is in red :p
>MEN'S NAMES
>Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
>Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
>Adrian small todger, probably gay.
>Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
>Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
>Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
>Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
>Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
>Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
>Arnold loser.
>Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
>Ashley w@nker who's losing his hair.
>Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
>Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
>Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
>mouth open.
>Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
>Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
>Brandon good looking but uses girls.
>Brendan quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
>Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
>Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
>Bryan sexy, but stupid
>Bronsen annoying and never grows up
>Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
>Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
>Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
>Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
>Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
>Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
>Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
>Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
>Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
>Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and
>kisses like a washing machine.
>Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
>Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
>Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
>Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
>Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
>Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
>Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
>Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
>Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
>Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
>Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
>Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
>Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
>David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
>Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a w@nker.
>Dean full of himself and thinks with his d!ck.
>Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
>Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
>Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
>Don dickhead.
>Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
>Drew bad
>Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
>Dylan horny b@stard, who can't sing.
>Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
>Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
>Elliott full of himself.
>Eric shy.
>Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
>Frank "different"
>Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
>Gareth sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
>Gary dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
>Gavin likes bondage, S&M with other men.
>Geoff prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
>George barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like sh!t also a w@nker.
>Glen the sweetest guy
>Graeme very hard to understand, likes group sex.
>Graham will screw anything.
>Grant HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
>Greg really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
>Harry has back hair.
>Harvey cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
>Hathem smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
>Hayden tries hard.
>Henry has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli
>boots.
>Howard likes small breasts
>Ian really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
>Ivor militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
>Jack stupid but hot, always alright.
>Jake shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
>Jamie scum of the earth.
>James built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
>Jason big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullsh!t.
>Jay very sweet when you get to know him well.
>Jeff really ugly.
>Jerome gay, but very unhappy.
>Jeremy loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
>Jesse unpopular and needs to move on.
>Jim sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
>Joe built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
>Joel arse.
>John has no friends or life
>Jolyon absolute raving homosexual.
>Jon countless two timer and bully.
>Jonathon loud, sex mad and great with it
>Jordan sexy but weird in bed.
>Jose hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
>Josh full of himself, fun.
>Junior hottie and totally good at football.
>Justin aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
>Judith Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
>Kain the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
>Kane an absolute and complete arsehole.
>Kevin always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
>Keith good person to talk to when you have a problem
>Kenneth very, very...anything you want him to be.
>Kurt can kick anyone's arse.
>Kyle hornball who eats too many corn chips.
>Lance Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
>Larry cute but wannabe player with big arse.
>Laurie short and funny looking.
>Lee girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
>Lewis lonely, sad git, bit of a t**ser.
>Lyndon can always be found in bed or in the pub.
>Liam loud mouthed arsehole.
>Lorenzo fine and dresses in stolen gold.
>Lucas fat loser that dates other men.
>Luke seems to be sweet. bit of a t**ser though.
>Malcolm tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
>Marc an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
>Mark wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy b@st@rd
>Matt likes drink and is full of sh!t.
>Mathew has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about
>porn.
>Michael very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
>Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
>Mike shag muffin.
>Mohammed small penis.
>Morgan the only thing that is big is his ego.
>Nathan stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
>Nick nice
>Neil sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
>Oliver likes men but is in denial.
>Oscar loser.
>Owen cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
>Patrick drunk, drunk, drunk.
>Paul cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
>Peter cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
>Phillip stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
>Rhys great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
>Richard can't see his feet as balls are too big.
>Ricky ugly dickhead who everybody hates.
>Rikki the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
>Rob constantly watches porn.
>Ron spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his
>own arse.
>Roy total loser and computer genius.
>Rupert arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
>Russell likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
>Ryan tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
>Sam wannabe sex machine.
>Scott has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
>Sean has small testicles and no friends.
>Seth so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
>Shane not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
>Shannon the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
>Shaun bit of a hard b@st@rd, thinks women love him.
>Simon likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
>Spencer loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
>Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
>Stuart droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
>Ted hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
>Teddy great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
>Tim hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
>Toby best blow ever.
>Tom extremely arrogant.
>Tommy no
>Tony hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
>Travis fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
>Trevor sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
>Troy cute and popular.
>Taylor happy, laughing hyena.
>Warren cool, homosexual guy.
>Wesley great guy and easy to tolerate.
>Will wishes he were popular.
>William tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
>Zach sweet and polite and adorable.
>Zack thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
>Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
Mine is in red :p
>MEN'S NAMES
>Aaron ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
>Adam cute, funny, chicks dig him, has the potential to be stalked.
>Adrian small todger, probably gay.
>Alan shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
>Alex cute but a liar and a cheater.
>Amir dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.
>Andrew usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
>Antonio has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
>Anthony great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
>Arnold loser.
>Arthur hung like a slave and celibate.
>Ashley w@nker who's losing his hair.
>Barry lights fires, pinches girl's bottoms and is well hung.
>Ben kind hearted, will do anything for the one he loves.
>Bert looks like he has been pulled through a hedge backwards and chews with his
>mouth open.
>Bob quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
>Brad thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
>Brandon good looking but uses girls.
>Brendan quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
>Brett worldwide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
>Brian a wanna be charmer, he's not the Messiah he's just a very, very naughty boy.
>Bryan sexy, but stupid
>Bronsen annoying and never grows up
>Bruce stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
>Bryce fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
>Calvin immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
>Cameron Australian, like Bruce.
>Carl thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
>Carson fun to be around and really sensitive.
>Chad cute, sensitive and very studly
>Charles can't trust him, eyes too close together.
>Chris can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
>Christopher soppy and too clingy to make a relationship last. spends most of his life drunk and
>kisses like a washing machine.
>Christian very sexy and seductive, full of his self.
>Clark hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
>Clive very sweet and adores girls, but prefers to watch.
>Cole nice, funny, and fun to be around.
>Colin lies to women and blows up public buildings.
>Cory funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
>Craig the lights on but no ones at home.
>Damon total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
>Dan quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
>Dane weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
>Daniel sweetest guy in the world,soft and gentle but good in bed! hes a keeper!!!!!!
>Darren charming, but sleeps with men.
>Daryl smells bad, has no real mates.
>David hottie and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence. Can be gay!
>Dave extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a w@nker.
>Dean full of himself and thinks with his d!ck.
>Dennis either very nice to girls or a faggot.
>Derek has a great sense of humour, and blow
>Dominic hilarious and will do anything to please.
>Don dickhead.
>Doug has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
>Drew bad
>Duncan hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
>Dylan horny b@stard, who can't sing.
>Dwayne cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
>Eddie wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
>Elliott full of himself.
>Eric shy.
>Ewan a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
>Frank "different"
>Fred sucks pig's dicks & swallows the lot.
>Gareth sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
>Gary dreams about mud wrestling girls. drug addict but willing to share.
>Gavin likes bondage, S&M with other men.
>Geoff prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
>George barman who drinks more than he serves, treats girls like sh!t also a w@nker.
>Glen the sweetest guy
>Graeme very hard to understand, likes group sex.
>Graham will screw anything.
>Grant HORNY! But so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
>Greg really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
>Harry has back hair.
>Harvey cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
>Hathem smooth, but manipulative, not to bet trusted around young girls.
>Hayden tries hard.
>Henry has gay like movements frequently. likes to run every where. would screw welli
>boots.
>Howard likes small breasts
>Ian really popular but knows all the girls want him... yeah right!
>Ivor militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
>Jack stupid but hot, always alright.
>Jake shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
>Jamie scum of the earth.
>James built like a horse. likes to bite while kissing.
>Jason big headed. never fails to grab the girls attention, full of bullsh!t.
>Jay very sweet when you get to know him well.
>Jeff really ugly.
>Jerome gay, but very unhappy.
>Jeremy loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
>Jesse unpopular and needs to move on.
>Jim sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
>Joe built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
>Joel arse.
>John has no friends or life
>Jolyon absolute raving homosexual.
>Jon countless two timer and bully.
>Jonathon loud, sex mad and great with it
>Jordan sexy but weird in bed.
>Jose hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
>Josh full of himself, fun.
>Junior hottie and totally good at football.
>Justin aggravating but loveable, insecure but successful.
>Judith Eats a lot, likes to feel superior.
>Kain the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
>Kane an absolute and complete arsehole.
>Kevin always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis.
>Keith good person to talk to when you have a problem
>Kenneth very, very...anything you want him to be.
>Kurt can kick anyone's arse.
>Kyle hornball who eats too many corn chips.
>Lance Plays with his penis cos no one else will.
>Larry cute but wannabe player with big arse.
>Laurie short and funny looking.
>Lee girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
>Lewis lonely, sad git, bit of a t**ser.
>Lyndon can always be found in bed or in the pub.
>Liam loud mouthed arsehole.
>Lorenzo fine and dresses in stolen gold.
>Lucas fat loser that dates other men.
>Luke seems to be sweet. bit of a t**ser though.
>Malcolm tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
>Marc an idiot, who can't spell. would do anything for sex.
>Mark wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy b@st@rd
>Matt likes drink and is full of sh!t.
>Mathew has less brains than a donkey does in one of it's hoofs. thinks constantly about
>porn.
>Michael very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.
>Mick always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
>Mike shag muffin.
>Mohammed small penis.
>Morgan the only thing that is big is his ego.
>Nathan stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
>Nick nice
>Neil sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
>Oliver likes men but is in denial.
>Oscar loser.
>Owen cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
>Patrick drunk, drunk, drunk.
>Paul cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
>Peter cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
>Phillip stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
>Rhys great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
>Richard can't see his feet as balls are too big.
>Ricky ugly dickhead who everybody hates.
>Rikki the f^$king greatest in the world, everyone loves this guy... no faults at all.
>Rob constantly watches porn.
>Ron spends most of his time looking at the base of his spine, when his head is up his
>own arse.
>Roy total loser and computer genius.
>Rupert arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
>Russell likes to play in the leaves, which makes him an arsehole.
>Ryan tall with sexy body and even sexier mind.
>Sam wannabe sex machine.
>Scott has serious disabilities. also takes it up the butt.
>Sean has small testicles and no friends.
>Seth so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
>Shane not very nice, lies to pick faults (changed now)
>Shannon the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
>Shaun bit of a hard b@st@rd, thinks women love him.
>Simon likes a night out with the lads and curries. Says he is the man but talks bollocks.
>Spencer loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster.
>Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.
>Stuart droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
>Ted hairy, sensitive and a great shag.
>Teddy great friend, crap boyfriend. clowns have been known to look more stylish.
>Tim hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
>Toby best blow ever.
>Tom extremely arrogant.
>Tommy no
>Tony hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around, prefers getting done up the arse
>Travis fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
>Trevor sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
>Troy cute and popular.
>Taylor happy, laughing hyena.
>Warren cool, homosexual guy.
>Wesley great guy and easy to tolerate.
>Will wishes he were popular.
>William tall, dark and handsom. ie when it's dark, he is handsom and tall.
>Zach sweet and polite and adorable.
>Zack thinks he is superman. great in bed due to ego.
>Zahid devious and sly. Not to be trusted.