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Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 02:57 AM
I'm An Alpacaa!
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 02:59 AM
LMFAO...
nice spaz. really nice.. do you spit and kick like an alpaca bitch if you dont want to lay for your butch?
IBrake4Rainbows
03-19-2005, 02:59 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen.
As of 9:00PM AEST Spastik Roach, also known, through schizophrenia, as Alpaca, Was Put down.
He put up a struggle, so we had to shoot him, many times, through the head.
On behalf of UCP i'd like to say to His family and friends, Why?
:p
Mustang
03-19-2005, 02:59 AM
hi there spastic :p
Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 03:00 AM
Alpacas Only Spit When Provoked And Even Then Rarely Spit!
Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 03:00 AM
I'M STILL ALIVE BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
w00t w00t
IBrake4Rainbows
03-19-2005, 03:01 AM
Again, we had to shoot him many times.
We still are.
Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 03:04 AM
I'm Heeeeeeeeeere!
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 03:06 AM
you dont deserve to be alive! i thought you were dead! SO DIE!!!
IBrake4Rainbows
03-19-2005, 03:10 AM
*Grabs Shottie and rocket launcher* DODGE THIS!
clutch-monkey
03-19-2005, 05:18 AM
i'm setting my pig dogs on him as soon as i found out where he is...
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 05:21 AM
NZ. just send em wild...
clutch-monkey
03-19-2005, 05:24 AM
boarding the plane as we speak, had a bit of difficulty getting my crossbow thru customs tho..
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 05:25 AM
ah well, that happens.
lukeh
03-19-2005, 05:41 AM
Alpaca's aren't smart.
Karrmann
03-19-2005, 06:07 AM
yes, i'm now the smartest 12 YO on UCP!!!!! CAUSE I'M STILL HUMAN!!!
but really all mny life I was a straight A atudent.
clutch-monkey
03-19-2005, 06:08 AM
so was i until i went to uni and found out about free beer
Wouter Melissen
03-19-2005, 06:36 AM
Nothing beats an Alpaca sandwich.
Karrmann
03-19-2005, 06:43 AM
you know what, I feel like one too.
*picks up IB4R's rocket launcher* (to everyone) be vbery very quiet, we're hunting williams. errrr Alpecas. yeah alpecas.
my porsche
03-19-2005, 07:36 AM
this thread is ****ing wierd
why/how did you change you name
Karrmann
03-19-2005, 07:46 AM
just ask big Wouter :p
Rockefella
03-19-2005, 11:25 AM
Wouter, if it's not too much trouble, you can change my name to "King of UCP" [/sarcasm] :)
Cotterik
03-19-2005, 11:27 AM
this thread is ****ing wierd
why/how did you change you name
im with you, whats all this about?
Esperante
03-19-2005, 11:28 AM
STOP THIS NONSENSE! IT'S SILLY!!!!!!
6'bore
03-19-2005, 11:31 AM
yes, i'm now the smartest 12 YO on UCP!!!!! CAUSE I'M STILL HUMAN!!!
but really all mny life I was a straight A atudent.
Why the hell does everything have to involve somthing about you and how you are some how special? grow up.
Nice name spastic!
Pando
03-19-2005, 11:48 AM
yes, i'm now the smartest 12 YO on UCP!!!!! CAUSE I'M STILL HUMAN!!!
but really all mny life I was a straight A atudent.
http://www.flamehq.com/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=74
my porsche
03-19-2005, 12:59 PM
almost heroes, great movie my friends and i were talking about it yesterday actually! "come here you damn bird!!"
baddabang
03-19-2005, 01:49 PM
wait, is an aplacaa the same as a lama?
lukeh
03-19-2005, 02:02 PM
bet nobody can do this (äüö) yeh äääüüööö
Pando
03-19-2005, 02:07 PM
bet nobody can do this (äüö) yeh äääüüööö
can u do this åäöÅÄÖ? :p (this is getting brainless)
Esperante
03-19-2005, 02:19 PM
åäöÅÄÖ
Just did.
Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 02:56 PM
wait, is an aplacaa the same as a lama?
Llamas are my cousins :D
baddabang
03-19-2005, 03:07 PM
Location: UNDER AN ALPACA!
So are you giving or getting? :D
Spastik_Roach
03-19-2005, 03:09 PM
You decide :D
McLareN
03-19-2005, 03:16 PM
Whatever...
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 03:37 PM
pando-this isnt pointless. the msn convo last night a few memebers had was though!
and alpaca boy is what came becasue of it :D
Esperante
03-19-2005, 03:39 PM
This is really getting weird.......I think the former ISS leader snapped and became one of those he fought to stop.......poor kid........
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 04:05 PM
nah, he spammed too much about alpacas infront of wouter, myself, mustang, matra et alpine,IB4R and shifty (junior member from when i joined) some times a few more.
we were all laughing so hard.
targa
03-19-2005, 04:09 PM
know whats good?
alpaca steak, makes a good jerky too
danno
03-19-2005, 06:42 PM
Llama face@!@!!!!
clutch-monkey
03-19-2005, 07:01 PM
ha, i'm studying vet tech, so i'm gonna neuter you and dock your tail for practice! and there's no point biting me, i've had my q-fever vaccination :)
GT2addic
03-19-2005, 07:15 PM
Location: UNDER AN ALPACA!
W0ot?!?! How do you post in forums?!?!? j/k j/k
Karrmann
03-19-2005, 08:01 PM
hooks keyboard up it's butt? :D :p
ZeTurbo
03-19-2005, 10:38 PM
ok, im a bit...confused.
alpaca is spastik?
wtf is an alapca anyways? a llama? lamas are ugly.
home sweet home spastik (http://www.alpacaregistry.net/)
ZeTurbo
03-19-2005, 10:41 PM
hooks keyboard up it's butt? :D :p
that was not necessary.
whiteballz
03-19-2005, 11:45 PM
that was not necessary.
not for us, but karrmanns used to things up there
:D
Spastik_Roach
03-20-2005, 02:01 AM
not for us, but karrmanns used to things up there
:D
ALPACOWNED :D
carlover
03-20-2005, 05:38 PM
yes, i'm now the smartest 12 YO on UCP!!!!! CAUSE I'M STILL HUMAN!!!
No, your definetly not. On both counts.
CdocZ
03-20-2005, 05:45 PM
ALPACOWNED :D
Wow........I have never seen an obsession taken so far. :p
So you are basically a Llama now? Does that mean you spit in people's eyes in self defense, and then run as their eyes burn out? :D
whiteballz
03-20-2005, 10:28 PM
he is an alpaca.
this is nothing, you should have seen his on the MSN convo that started all this
Spastik_Roach
03-20-2005, 10:37 PM
GOD DAMNIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?
Alpacas only spit when provoked, and even then rarely ever spit!
whiteballz
03-20-2005, 10:47 PM
oi alpaca boy, thats BS. a friend from school owns alpacas, they always spit.
IBrake4Rainbows
03-21-2005, 10:12 PM
Perhaps they just don't like you.....
:p
whiteballz
03-21-2005, 11:03 PM
maybe they spit when they like something :D
Esperante
03-22-2005, 02:10 PM
Maybe they're just retarded alpacas.
Karrmann
03-22-2005, 02:13 PM
maybe they spit when they like something :D\
ooo, look a VEctor *spit*
Spastik_Roach
03-22-2005, 02:16 PM
No i'd spit when I saw a Vector. Because i'd be really f'ed off that someone could shovel such crap in front of my eyes. Stuff that comes out of my ass looks beautiful compared to that.
carlover
03-22-2005, 02:17 PM
\
ooo, look a VEctor *spit*
Are you kidding? EVERYBODY spits on vectors. Or pukes on them.
Esperante
03-22-2005, 02:36 PM
I saw a model Vector at the hobby shop the other day, and I finally realized what the W2 looks like. They look wakeboards. Seriously, they do! :D
Karrmann
03-22-2005, 02:42 PM
cmon, Vectors aren't ugly, this is ugly
http://www.mnf.de/pages/news/detroit/images/pontiac_aztek.jpg
have we forgottn about the Pontiac Aztek, the ugliest car ever made?
Spastik_Roach
03-22-2005, 02:49 PM
To be honest I don't mind the WX-3 from some angles, most others are hideous tho.
baddabang
03-22-2005, 02:51 PM
cmon, Vectors aren't ugly, this is ugly
http://www.mnf.de/pages/news/detroit/images/pontiac_aztek.jpg
have we forgottn about the Pontiac Aztek, the ugliest car ever made?
I heard there going to market that as the Vector Sport Utility. should sell hundreds ;)
6'bore
03-22-2005, 02:55 PM
Karrmann, for once just try and accept other peoples opinion of vectors being ugly. And my opinion is that they are very ugly.
Karrmann
03-22-2005, 03:11 PM
I heard there going to market that as the Vector Sport Utility. should sell hundreds ;)
Mr. wiegert isn't that stupid.
Esperante
03-22-2005, 03:25 PM
Mr. wiegert isn't that stupid.
He is if he builds everything with Lamborghini parts, makes a car hundreds of pounds lighter than the Lambo, yet it STILL manages to go slower than the donor Lambo.
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 04:07 PM
this is the most random (ableity hilarious) thread ive read in AGES!
i know you like me alpaca but please dont spit on me:p
carlover
03-22-2005, 04:27 PM
I heard there going to market that as the Vector Sport Utility. should sell hundreds ;)
In other words, tehre going to sell hundreds of those to Karrman. Just because tehre vectors. :)
carlover
03-22-2005, 04:29 PM
\
ooo, look a VEctor *spit*
\
ooo, look a VEctor *puke*
cuntukimushroom
03-22-2005, 04:47 PM
Again, we had to shoot him many times.
We still are.
GET THE SPAZ SHOT GUN IMMIDIATLY...
Karrmann
03-22-2005, 04:54 PM
He is if he builds everything with Lamborghini parts, makes a car hundreds of pounds lighter than the Lambo, yet it STILL manages to go slower than the donor Lambo.
that wasn't Wiegert that was the Indenesians
Pando
03-22-2005, 05:27 PM
In other words, tehre going to sell hundreds of those to Karrman. Just because tehre vectors. :)
They wont sell even one? Why? Eventually all kids grow up (even karrmann hopefully)... :p
Esperante
03-22-2005, 06:02 PM
that wasn't Wiegert that was the Indenesians
Well, if it was these so called 'Indenesians' working on the Vecotr, I suppose it's Wiegart to blame for being stupid enough to hire them? :rolleyes:
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 08:01 PM
whats a vector?
clutch-monkey
03-22-2005, 09:58 PM
vectors look alright if you eat a magic mushroom and squint your eyes
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 10:06 PM
cant say ive tried magic shrooms and its not on my list of things to do so can i get a pic or a link maybe?
IBrake4Rainbows
03-22-2005, 10:07 PM
*Squints*
Nuh, I got nothing.
clutch-monkey
03-22-2005, 10:11 PM
cant say ive tried magic shrooms and its not on my list of things to do so can i get a pic or a link maybe?
i'll post you some from my campus :D
LSD also helps the vector look good
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 10:14 PM
man i always knew QLD was high on Australia (geographically wise) didnt realise drugs put it there:p
clutch-monkey
03-22-2005, 10:18 PM
actually i thought nimbun was in NSW :) thats got to be the drug capital of aus
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 10:21 PM
yeh i have heard "things" about nimbun. maybe spaz err.. alpaca should go there and we can get a spastik alpaca:D
IBrake4Rainbows
03-22-2005, 10:30 PM
That would be weird.
He'd sprout dreadlocks and tie died shirts.
Wild man, Wild.
clutch-monkey
03-22-2005, 10:30 PM
we should make it a UCP roadtrip. we can use drugs to make alpaca spastik
Blue Supra
03-22-2005, 10:32 PM
i dont know if you can _make_ sonmeone spastik:confused:
IBrake4Rainbows
03-22-2005, 10:33 PM
He already is. Still, a road trip to nimbin would be dangerous. Everytime we stopped our wheels would be removed. Twice.
Karrmann
03-23-2005, 04:40 AM
Well, if it was these so called 'Indenesians' working on the Vecotr, I suppose it's Wiegart to blame for being stupid enough to hire them? :rolleyes:
really, Vector was a publically traded company and the indenesians wanted to invest in it. then after they invested they tried to get rid of Wiegert by offfering him early retiremant packages but he refused, so they forced him out of the company and that's when they built the M12