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crisis
04-11-2005, 06:26 PM
You never know if this stuff is true from the net but its a good story.

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington
appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, A gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up,
and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a
clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17,
the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who
also drew their guns, several of whom also fired, The robber was
pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics.
Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the
shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the
exchange of fire.

Here we are at the beginning of March and we already may have the 2005
winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat

Especially delicious points for me.
1. The cop having coffee in a gun shop.
2. All the customers were packing loaded weapons and were able to draw and get the saftey (!?) off (if it were on bubba) quick enough to hose this guy.
3. That despite the fact he would have been down in seconds, undoubtably everyone wanted to put a slug in him.
4. That the author only thought the would be robber had a problem. :D

CHEESE-TACULAR
04-11-2005, 06:29 PM
man what a loser :rolleyes:

IBrake4Rainbows
04-11-2005, 06:31 PM
Darwin award Winner, Actually.

In 2002.

whiteballz
04-11-2005, 06:31 PM
terminaly stupid error....

crisis
04-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Darwin award Winner, Actually.

In 2002.
While I conceed my ignorance you should be a little concerned youk new that. :)

IBrake4Rainbows
04-11-2005, 06:45 PM
I've got all three Darwin Awards Books.

What can i say; I indulge in a little Schandenfreude every now and then....:p

SPHFerrari
04-11-2005, 07:12 PM
hahahahah thats sooo funny

SlickHolden
04-12-2005, 12:07 PM
47 expended cartridge cases in the
shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics
identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the
exchange of fire.

Bet they wern't happy they only got 23 wounds out of 47 cartridge's :p

ZeTurbo
04-12-2005, 01:07 PM
i dont get it... what is the darwin award?

Turbonutter55
04-12-2005, 01:11 PM
The Darwin awards are awards for stupid people who accidentally remove themselves from the gene pool in interesting ways. This means that most awards are posthumous. The one winner (I think) who is alive won for storing live lobsters in his trouser pockets, which ensured that he will not have any more children!

And where did the other 24 bullets go?

ZeTurbo
04-12-2005, 01:16 PM
lobsters in your pants... ouch... thats so wrong...

crisis
04-12-2005, 06:35 PM
And where did the other 24 bullets go?
Good question when all of these pinheads are supposedly responsible registered gun owners. Thank f#$* I dont live in that town! :rolleyes:

SlickHolden
04-12-2005, 09:35 PM
This is like the tool of the week:D

Glad i live in OZ:) Maybe we can send down Micheal Moore to investagate;)

carlover
04-13-2005, 04:54 PM
Good question when all of these pinheads are supposedly responsible registered gun owners. Thank f#$* I dont live in that town! :rolleyes:
Maybe they just grabbed a gun off one of the shelves and shot the guy?

whiteballz
04-13-2005, 04:57 PM
loaded guns on shelves easily accessable to the public?

your right, it IS america.

carlover
04-13-2005, 05:04 PM
loaded guns on shelves easily accessable to the public?

your right, it IS america.
Or jumped behind the counter and grabbed one, or opened the cabinet, or broke the glass, or maybe they were looking at the gun... or something like that. :confused:

whiteballz
04-13-2005, 05:04 PM
*shrugz* loaded in time to shoot the guy again before he hit the floor? though i dont know wether the shooting stopped after he hit the deck.

IBrake4Rainbows
04-13-2005, 05:06 PM
If their Gun Customers, chances are they were packing heat when they went into the store, you know, "Just in Case".

whiteballz
04-13-2005, 05:07 PM
yeah, thats my thinking :just in case: *shakes head* "

should i carry my nuke today honey?"

"yeah baby, just in case"

carlover
04-13-2005, 05:08 PM
*shrugz* loaded in time to shoot the guy again before he hit the floor? though i dont know wether the shooting stopped after he hit the deck.
Yeah I bet they put a "couple" (as they told the police) slugs into him when he was already down for the count... you know, "just to be sure *wink* *wink*".

IBrake4Rainbows
04-13-2005, 05:11 PM
I suppose if he was dumb enough to go near them , he deserved everything he got.

crisis
04-13-2005, 06:42 PM
Or jumped behind the counter and grabbed one, or opened the cabinet, or broke the glass, or maybe they were looking at the gun... or something like that. :confused:
Loaded guns in the cabinet. I suppose it could happen in the US. Just in case someone wanted a demo. :D
Of course 40 odd shots were fired so it must have been a bit of a rushfor the display stand. ;)

IBrake4Rainbows
04-13-2005, 06:46 PM
"No It's My Turn"

"MUM! She Stole the Gun from Me, I WANT TO SHOOT THE ROBBER!!!!"

I can imagine it already.

carlover
04-14-2005, 12:30 PM
"No It's My Turn"

"MUM! She Stole the Gun from Me, I WANT TO SHOOT THE ROBBER!!!!"
"Now kids, you have to learn to share the guns." :D

clutch-monkey
04-15-2005, 02:51 AM
If their Gun Customers, chances are they were packing heat when they went into the store, you know, "Just in Case".
why would people need to be walking around with loaded guns? :confused: thats f^%#ed up