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crisis
06-30-2005, 07:19 PM
at 200kmh.
It was one sharp bird.
Quiggs
06-30-2005, 07:27 PM
A little to the left and they'd have been cleaning up the driver.
johnnynumfiv
06-30-2005, 07:29 PM
Wow, reminds me of my friends dad, he was driving down the highway and turkey went off an overpass hit the windshield and roof, ripped them off. :eek:
whiteballz
06-30-2005, 07:30 PM
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damn he is lucky
crisis
06-30-2005, 07:30 PM
A little to the left and they'd have been cleaning up the driver.
Yeah, it picked the spot, right between the driver and passenger seat. :eek:
Vaigra
06-30-2005, 07:39 PM
damn! any idea what kind of bird it was?
SPHFerrari
06-30-2005, 07:43 PM
chicken
They'll never get the smell out.
ZemoButts
06-30-2005, 08:28 PM
so why did the chicken cross the road???
ScionDriver
06-30-2005, 09:20 PM
At 120mph, ouch.
Think of as many Chicken Jokes as possible and GO:
-Boy, Chic-fil-a thought they had fast service
-Fried chicken? No, Windscreen chicken!
-Why did thre suicidal chicken cross the road?
ZemoButts
06-30-2005, 09:44 PM
i think the chicken works for the taliban
Quiggs
06-30-2005, 09:46 PM
It wasn't a chicken. It was a pheasant. I think I spelled that right. I don't care, it's almost 1am here.
twinspark
06-30-2005, 10:25 PM
It wasn't a chicken. It was a pheasant. I think I spelled that right. I don't care, it's almost 1am here.Those are really annoying, for a couple of times I've almost had to stop not to run over them. And they don't even seem to care.
F1_Master
06-30-2005, 10:35 PM
Whatever it was, damn!
Any report on the costs of cleaning and repairing the Porsche?
crisis
06-30-2005, 10:58 PM
Those are really annoying, for a couple of times I've almost had to stop not to run over them. And they don't even seem to care.
Running over I think is the key. :)
crisis
06-30-2005, 10:59 PM
Whatever it was, damn!
Any report on the costs of cleaning and repairing the Porsche?
$5.95. Apparently it was supersize with large fries and a Diet Coke. :D
I was watching some Ginetta racing one morning at about 1am. The leaders came round a corner and there were some pheasents on the track, they didn't bother moving so one of the cars scooped one up in the nose and got overheating problems. A lap or so later he braked really hard for a corner and a half cooked pheasent shot out the nose. lol
RazaBlade
07-01-2005, 02:44 AM
$5.95. Apparently it was supersize with large fries and a Diet Coke. :D
brilliant!