Talking computers in cars..

[Spastik_Roach]

Just talking to Peter about this Renault I saw with a talking computer in it, told you thinks like to shut the door etc, what do you think a Talking Computer would say to you bearing in mind where the car was from (In this case I was indicating a French accent) who it was "talking" too, etc.

[Rockefella]

Probably along the lines of, "Hello Stud," with a mellow purring after I stepped into the car.

[Matra et Alpine]

My wife would permanently program mine to say "slow the f**k down" and save her voice :)

Door left open in Glasgow would get a "were you born in a park, shut the door ya eedjit"

[johnnyperl]

it is not needed. if your so absent minded you shouldnt be driving a car.

though for Nav systems i think it would (is) be useful.

[Matra et Alpine]

it is not needed. if your so absent minded you shouldnt be driving a car.

though for Nav systems i think it would (is) be useful.
I think perchance you have missed the point of the thread :)

[whiteballz]

my nav/computer system would call it corners rally style :D "6 left over crest, caution - slippery"

[jorismo]

reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne. Gets a new 7-series with talking nav, but that guy speaks so bad, the systems doesn't understand what he's saying and he starts like: f**king this, f**king that.. and the system goes like: "telephone menu, please repeat the number" :D :D

[Nerys]

Anyhow, the voice of a computer/navi in a car is the only woman who is allowed to send a word to a man and also the only woman the man listens to...

[byronleehk]

Anyhow, the voice of a computer/navi in a car is the only woman who is allowed to send a word to a man and also the only woman the man listens to...

WWWaaahhhhhhahahaha...amen to that
:D

[my porsche]

reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne. Gets a new 7-series with talking nav, but that guy speaks so bad, the systems doesn't understand what he's saying and he starts like: f**king this, f**king that.. and the system goes like: "telephone menu, please repeat the number" :D :D
"radio on" "im sorry i dony understand your command" "****ing radio ****ing on damnit" "im sorry i dont understand your command"

that was funny

[Matra et Alpine]

Anyhow, the voice of a computer/navi in a car is the only woman who is allowed to send a word to a man and also the only woman the man listens to...
Seemingly NOT in Germany where a female voice nav system had to be taken off the market -- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/4587163.stm

[taz_rocks_miami]

I know what the computer in my car would say: "You're lost again...aren't you!!"

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Well, the last sat-nav system I used told me to turn right... into the sea. Right. Computers can help, but if I had some computer telling me to buckle up, sit up straight and brush my teeth I'd push it off a cliff and tell it to sort that out. Even if it was in my RS6.

[Mustang]

my nav/


iiid ratherrrrrrrr have a prooper nav ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Turn. LEFT. At next. Traffic light. M25, WESTbound, traffic, flowing. FREELY.

"SHUT THE **** UP I AM IN GERMANY NOT LONDON!!!"

[Zytek_Fan]

i wouldn't a talking computer in a car because if i got in a car like that i think it would something like this.
Car: Good morning lady or gentleman.
Me: Oh ****!!!!!!!!!!

[johnnyperl]

I think perchance you have missed the point of the thread :)
you are quite right, i did! :rolleyes: :p

[Spastik_Roach]

I know what the computer in my car would say: "You're lost again...aren't you!!"

Herbie doesn't really talk much does he? :D

[Nerys]

Seemingly NOT in Germany where a female voice nav system had to be taken off the market -- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/4587163.stm

Perhaps they would like to feel at least in the car like the Boss...