The chop Matra Competition [Archive] - Ultimatecarpage.com forums

Egg Nog

07-14-2005, 06:08 PM

Voting will be held in a week or so. You can post up to 4 entries, but mention which one you want to be voted on.

The ultimate winner is whichever picture makes us all laugh the hardest.

Do your worst :)

*Thanks in advance to Peter for putting up with all our crap ;)

Prius

07-14-2005, 06:10 PM

working on it now!

Matra et Alpine

07-14-2005, 06:14 PM

Only if *I* get to pick the winner - you B******S :D

johnnyperl

07-14-2005, 06:31 PM

hehehehehe... this should get interesting.

just so i know before i get started, Matra are you a mod? can you ban people? ;)

illusionest

07-14-2005, 06:31 PM

OH MAN lmao!!!

Matra et Alpine

07-14-2005, 06:43 PM

Yes I'm a mod......no I dont' ban people for having fun - just being assholes :)

If you can't take the piss out of yourself, you have no right to do it to others :D

Get stuck in :eek:

F1_Master

07-14-2005, 06:43 PM

You lucky b**tard Matra!
What car was in that pic? (Near bottom)

Matra et Alpine

07-14-2005, 06:48 PM

You lucky b**tard Matra!
What car was in that pic? (Near bottom)
IIRC it was one of the track official cars. Nothing in the race.

CdocZ

07-14-2005, 06:49 PM

Only if *I* get to pick the winner - you B******S :D

Heheheheeh. I love this community. :D

Prius

07-14-2005, 07:13 PM

Yes I'm a mod......no I dont' ban people for having fun - just being assholes :)

If you can't take the piss out of yourself, you have no right to do it to others :D

Get stuck in :eek:

matra, you psed your haed over James Bond's, now didn't you! :p

Niko_Fx

07-14-2005, 07:22 PM

Guess who's saving Zion tonight... ;)

Peter, you're supposed to not use your t-shirt at the beach ;):)

Matra et Alpine

07-14-2005, 07:23 PM

matra, you psed your haed over James Bond's, now didn't you! :p
NO.

I was Connery's body double.

They used cgi to put his head on me in the movies :)

Matra et Alpine

07-14-2005, 07:23 PM

Guess who's saving Zion tonight... ;)

Peter, you're supposed to not use your t-shirt at the beach ;):)
Sod ZION.

If I had THAT body I woudl be too busy every night :)

Niko_Fx

07-14-2005, 07:38 PM

Sod ZION.

If I had THAT body I woudl be too busy every night :)

LMAO!!

Nice one! :)

Prius

07-14-2005, 07:54 PM

here's my entry

CdocZ

07-14-2005, 08:36 PM

here's my entry

That is actually very good! It does Matra proud! :D :p

IBrake4Rainbows

07-14-2005, 09:44 PM

I realise Mines Crap, But whenever I see Matra I just think of Lindsay Lohan for some reason.
:D

The Good News Is, It's wallpaper Sized!

Spastik_Roach

07-14-2005, 09:46 PM

Ooh i'm gunna have fun with this :D

Rockefella

07-14-2005, 09:48 PM

Oh, this will be great. I'm starting in 15 min.

Rockefella

07-14-2005, 10:10 PM

I'm not sure if all of you will get this, no offence intended btw. :)

Had to chop Matt's picture over Matra, then had to re-brush Matra's forearm, which was quite annoying. Then the heart added a cuteness to it. :cool:

hec16

07-14-2005, 10:34 PM

lol very lol
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whiteballz

07-14-2005, 11:26 PM

i will be posting two, one will be awesomely original,
and the other just really sad :D

Pando

07-15-2005, 12:34 AM

Wierdest.idea.ever
I like it! :D

Mustang

07-15-2005, 05:33 AM

alrite here is my first attempt, i get 4 go's rite :D

Matra et Alpine

07-15-2005, 07:46 AM

Mustang is certainly the front-runner.

it's different ( how may times have you seen guys heads on womens bodies - come on guys a bit of originality PUHLEASE !!!! ) and humourous. He loses a point for NOT having me mistype/miswrite my own name :D

Esperante

07-15-2005, 08:19 AM

You need to have Sean Connery in Mustangs too.

'I'll take 'Anal Bum Cover...'

baddabang

07-15-2005, 08:42 AM

Gumby!!! :d

Matra et Alpine

07-15-2005, 08:56 AM

Gumby!!! :d
Bloody KIDS, get it right THIS is "Gumby" .....
http://www.adventurecollective.com/screenshots/gumbys.jpg

Cotterik

07-15-2005, 09:04 AM

ok here goes. I couldnt help but notice the comparison between old Mr.T and mr Matra :rolleyes:

Matra et Alpine

07-15-2005, 09:10 AM

ooooh, NOW we're seeign some compeition "you foo" :)

McLareN

07-15-2005, 11:22 AM

Heres my entry :)

Mustang

07-15-2005, 12:30 PM

I Bet He Doesnt Get To Spray His Load Over Another Man That Often :p

CdocZ

07-15-2005, 12:32 PM

I Bet He Doesnt Get To Spray His Load Over Another Man That Often :p

Ewwwwww!!!!!! Nice one though! :p

spi-ti-tout

07-15-2005, 12:33 PM

Heres my entry :)
Looks like he graduated from a nursery before he became a cop :p :D

Matra et Alpine

07-15-2005, 12:33 PM

I Bet He Doesnt Get To Spray His Load Over Another Man That Often :p
true AND I keep my bigger weapon for the ladies :)

Mustang

07-15-2005, 01:08 PM

another one

Cotterik

07-15-2005, 03:30 PM

Heres my entry :)

who holds a gun like that :rolleyes:

Pando

07-15-2005, 03:54 PM

who holds a gun like that :rolleyes:
Peter the fun cop does.

McLareN

07-15-2005, 04:10 PM

Peter the fun cop does.

Exactly ;)

Cotterik

07-15-2005, 04:24 PM

I mean with his hand, its dodgy his fingers are positioned wrong :p

johnnyperl

07-16-2005, 01:18 AM

one..

johnnyperl

07-16-2005, 01:20 AM

two..

Matra et Alpine

07-16-2005, 03:15 AM

johnnyperl - EIGHT of them :eek:

MAN you need to get a life or a girlfriend or preferably both :D

You do a really good job of putting my face over the top of George Bush's - SEVEN TIMES, pretty good :)

Cotterik

07-16-2005, 07:41 AM

haha loving that afroman johnnyperl :p

henk4

07-16-2005, 07:50 AM

Definitely Fleet500 playing Pope :D

Matra et Alpine

07-16-2005, 08:06 AM

Definitely Fleet500 playing Pope :D
yeah, Fleet woudl LOVE a pope-mobile :)

johnnyperl

07-16-2005, 10:05 AM

johnnyperl - EIGHT of them :eek:

MAN you need to get a life or a girlfriend or preferably both :D
well, yes and yes. more the second one though... :D

Matra et Alpine

07-19-2005, 09:09 AM

Cotterik gets the prize ( which is to buy me a pint )

Mustang was close with the AVP theme but lost out with the follow-ups :)

jonnyperl gets the special "sympathy" prize for being SO sad to have time to chop 8 of the b*gg*rs !!!!

Mustang

07-19-2005, 09:54 AM

dont i get a special prize for my witty remark ?

Matra et Alpine

07-19-2005, 09:55 AM

dont i get a special prize for my witty remark ?
When you post one, I'll decide ....

:D

Mustang

07-19-2005, 09:56 AM

When you post one, I'll decide ....

:D

hahaha... :(

Cotterik

07-19-2005, 10:02 AM

I Aint Getin On No Plane Foo' :d

Egg Nog

07-19-2005, 06:57 PM

I'll probably do the voting tomorrow. One day left to get in your entries. If you've already done more than one, please specify which one you want chosen or one will be picked at random.

illusionest

07-19-2005, 07:36 PM

heres mine!

(not that funny, but isnt it realistic ? :p)

the evil elf matra. :D

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=118148&stc=1

Jack_Bauer

07-19-2005, 09:38 PM

Ok, I have absolutely NO idea how to do 'chops' so just did this instead.

Dunk Matra!!! http://thedunktank.com/v.php?id=d57d5ad2c2d1c9c1f15ada085253ba0c

Enjoy! :D

F1_Master

07-19-2005, 09:48 PM

Ok, I have absolutely NO idea how to do 'chops' so just did this instead.

Dunk Matra!!! http://thedunktank.com/v.php?id=d57d5ad2c2d1c9c1f15ada085253ba0c

Enjoy! :D
LMAO!! Oh man, that's too funny. :D

Spastik_Roach

07-19-2005, 10:00 PM

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you.. PETER HASSELHOFF!

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=118175&stc=1

F1_Master

07-19-2005, 10:05 PM

Ladies and gentlemen...I give you.. PETER HASSELHOFF!

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=118173&stc=1
ROLF!
hahahaha! I can't stop laughing at that.

Oh man, I think we have a winner...haha..lmao. Sorry Matra, but that's too damn funny.

my porsche

07-19-2005, 10:25 PM

oh my god i cant stoff laughing, spz wins for sure