Can you dance?

[Orefus]

not slow dance, but dance to hip hop.

[johnnynumfiv]

Nope, not gangsta enough.

[Rockefella]

The Crips tried teaching me, but they stopped because I killed 'em all.

[johnnynumfiv]

W3rd, :cool:

[LTT]

I can manage, only if its with a girl tho. Solo I've got nothing.

[Orefus]

eh i cant do shit solo, i wonder if there are sites that could teach me?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I can do good stuff. No hip hop. Just elegant dancing.

[my porsche]

with a girl yes, without im doomed, slow dance easy as hell :D

[Egg Nog]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

[Spastik_Roach]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

Amen to that :D

[Rockefella]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.
Me/friends go to school dances piss-drunk, its awesome!

[taz_rocks_miami]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

LOL, ditto. :)

[d-quik]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.yeah, like winning all the grand-prix except one in one year

and :eek: :eek: spastik, u drinking already?

[Egg Nog]

Okay, stop quoting me already :)

[Rockefella]

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

Okay, stop quoting me already :)

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

Okay, stop quoting me already :)

I don't listen to hip hop, but with enough alcohol anything is possible.

Okay, stop quoting me already :)
Huh?? :)

[F1_Master]

with a girl yes, without im doomed, slow dance easy as hell :D
Same here. As long as a girl is with me and not bouncing her ass up and down bent over like the "gangstas", I can dance.

[Cotterik]

i aint black so i dont dance to hip hop, i normally make the music for other people to dance to..

[Niko_Fx]

I don't like dancing at all for some reason... But of course you have to make an exception every now and then. Merengue is pretty fun to dance after a couple of beers (too many and you won't be able to).... But of course that's something you European / Asian / Australian / North American / etc. guys will never comprehend, you guys don't have the Latin spice... :p I love watching guys from other nationalities dancing merengue and salsa at Latin night clubs and such, I honestly can't stop laughing :p

;)

Techno / Dance /Rave, that kind of stuff takes no skill, just do whatever you feel like doing... It usually works out pretty good to me when drunk. Glowsticks are sick though, would love to learn how to play around with those.

Hip Hop - Never


eh i cant do shit solo, i wonder if there are sites that could teach me?

That would never work out, best way to learn is go and practice.

[ScionDriver]

I can grind, I mean who can't? But I don't have the skills to do that You Got Served stuff.

[Quiggs]

I suffer from white boy syndrome.

[Orefus]

lol thats funny, ur funny, do u write your own material?

[my porsche]

Same here. As long as a girl is with me and not bouncing her ass up and down bent over like the "gangstas", I can dance.
yeah pretty much, as long as her butt is pushed up against your crotch, theres pretty much no going wrong

i do enjoy slow dancing though because they press right up against you and its just fun anyway

[my porsche]

lol thats funny, ur funny, do u write your own material?
dude your a moron

explanation:

*earlier today out of the blue he im's me*

him:is the engine swap hard?
me: what engine swap?
him:the 944 one
me:what the hell are you talking about
him:putting a chevy engine into a porche (yeah he spells it that way :D) 944
me:did you pm egg nog?
him:no, and he didnt respond
me:gotta go be back later
him:wax it
me:wtf i have to go get some stuff out of the car
him:haha your funny
him:do you write your own material?
him:you should do stand up
me:fag








now that ive broed you with that dialogue, dont use the same jokes over and over, especially jokes that arent funny :D :p

[Orefus]

lol

the message blAH BLAH BLAH

[targa]

no, i cant dance

[whiteballz]

yeah pretty much, as long as her butt is pushed up against your crotch, theres pretty much no going wrong

i do enjoy slow dancing though because they press right up against you and its just fun anyway
and your like 14 or 15 right?

as above, white man syndrome.

though ballroom is good.

[my porsche]

and your like 14 or 15 right?

as above, white man syndrome.

though ballroom is good.
yeah im 14...... :confused:

at least im not on drugs and having sex?

[targa]

at least im not on drugs and having sex?are you questioning yourself on that? hahahaha

[targa]

im gonna learn to dance by watching the music video for "Weapon of Choice"

[F1_Master]

yeah pretty much, as long as her butt is pushed up against your crotch, theres pretty much no going wrong

i do enjoy slow dancing though because they press right up against you and its just fun anyway

I'm talking about her not dancing like those girls in the clubs rubbing their asses against mens' crotches, and hanging on them dancing like whores.

I don't like that. A girl tries to dance like that with me, I back away.

[my porsche]

I'm talking about her not dancing like those girls in the clubs rubbing their asses against mens' crotches, and hanging on them dancing like whores.

I don't like that. A girl tries to dance like that with me, I back away.


i dont mean like stripper dance, i mean like kind of backwards dancing...? you know what i mean? i cant describe it but its not stripper dancing like your talking about

[F1_Master]

The one I'm talking about isn't just stripper dancing. The one where the woman puts her hand behind the guy's head and just dances dirty against him.

[my porsche]

i bet youd do that with jessica alba (girl in his avatar) if she wanted to though :D

i much prefer slow dancing to that

[Spastik_Roach]

yeah, like winning all the grand-prix except one in one year

and :eek: :eek: spastik, u drinking already?

Not really :D A bit here and there.. :)

[F1_Master]

i bet youd do that with jessica alba (girl in his avatar) if she wanted to though :D

i much prefer slow dancing to that
I don't think that's all I'd do. ;)

[quattro_20v]

if its hip hop I need both a lot of alcohol and a girl otherwise I dont see the point

[my porsche]

I don't think that's all I'd do. ;)
me niether, although she is pretty ditzy, but who cares

[quattro_20v]

kids start drinking here at 14-15... its allowed from 16 tho

[henk4]

probably not

[quattro_20v]

They wouldnt tell you anyway :p

[Niko_Fx]

I know how to dance the Safety Dance. That $h*t is tight.

[my porsche]

safety dance dance deance everybody look at your pants

[Orefus]

lol my porsche ITS CALLED GRINDING, lol striper dancing, i laughed at that.

[henk4]

They wouldnt tell you anyway :p

as if I would value THEIR judgement

[targa]

ya holland is the drink

[Juggs]

yeah i can dance pretty good actually...i can break dance halfway decently too.

[henk4]

I usually break down during dancing.....

[spi-ti-tout]

Can't dance for my life.

[ZeTurbo]

The question is not weather you can dance. ANYONE can dance. the question is wether you do it well.

i took a salsa class with my gf, once a week, it was cheap.
NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO THIS!!!
i learned MY lesson.

the teacher was this sexy latina lady who kept picking me for demonstrating steps... i had to endure hours of "are you atacted to her?" and " is she cueter than me?" bull every time after class.

[my porsche]

its still better than being taught by a latino guy i would think :confused:

[Blue Supra]

my gf doesnt let me dance, im like a whirlwind of pain and destruction to those around me :p

[Juggs]

my grandma has a dance school so i was lucky enough to pick up a few moves not any break dance moves from her tho lol

[shockwaveracing]

not slow dance, but dance to hip hop.


not effen likely... about the only thing i can do with any sort of skill is the "drunken monkey"... ;)

[Orefus]

how can i learn some dance moves?

[my porsche]

Watch Napolean Dynamite.

[ZeTurbo]

Watch Napolean Dynamite.
BHWAAHAHAHA....
that movie Kills!

vote for Pedro!

[VtecMini]

I like to think so, but I can think of at least four girls who've suffered with badly bruised toes who might try and tell you otherwise...

[whiteballz]

simon, you know shes right, you moshed and hurt yourself. ON YOUR OWN.

$l0W D4n9(3 i$T D@s Ub3R HaX0Rz!!

[my porsche]

slow dance ist das uber haxorz?

slow dance is the super what?