What BMW means??

[Swissbeatz]

BMW = Bikes Made Well
BMW = Bite My Wallet
BMW = Break My Wallet
BMW = Bring More Wampum
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps
BMW = Basic Marin Wheels
BMW = Big Manly Willy
BMW = Big Moronic Woman
BMW = Badly Made Wobbler
BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon
BMW = Bugger My Wallet
BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer
BMW = Big Money Waste
BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer
BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm
BMW = Bite My Weenie!
BMW = Biggest Moron in the World
BMW = Bash My Windshield
BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car
BMW = Bring More Wrenches!
BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders)
BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)
BMW = Borrow Money Weekly
BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine
BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World
BMW = Be My Wings
BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon
BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water)
BMW = Bagel Munching Weenies
BMW = Bring Money With you
BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes
BMW = Bad Mother Wheels
BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies
BMW = Bring Meat Wagon!
BMW = Bavarian Money Waster
BMW = Better'n My Wife
BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again)
BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again)
BMW = Bike Might Wheelie
BMW = Bikes Made Weird
BMW = Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners
BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd)
BMW = Blau Mit Weiþ
BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please)

[Rijoh]

BMW = Boeren Mest Wagen

[mr bill]

Advanced Squad Leader... at least, in my world.

[Deckard]

you forgot:
Belligerent Mindless Wanker (In reference to its drivers).

[Batmobile_Turbo]

Bangle Made Wangs

[Falcon500]

Barely Moveing Wreck
Bought My Wife
Big Money WHY?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Best said in poorer areas:
BMW: Break My Window!
Porsche: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.
Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
Honda: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

[byronleehk]

BMW = Big Mexican Woman :D

[The Tuner]

(said to sum1 whose jus bought u a beemer)

Bought Me WHAAAAT?!?!?!

[drakkie]

Betaal Meer Wegenbelasting
(pay more road taxes)
it goes by weight of the vehicle out here so...

Bayerische Motoren Werke.... (obviously)

[Renesis]

guys this is racist, so if you're black dont read this:

pontiac

poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac

[laxplayer98]

BMW = Big Mexican Woman :D
LoL the best out of all of them i think :D

[Egg Nog]

How about "Bangle's Mutilated Wagen" ? :D

[///M Power]

Actually BMW stands for Bavarian Motor works.

[Luciferous]

But only when translated to english. Conveniantly, when the name is said in German it keeps the same initials.

Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
Hilarious, and so true.

[dashers]

dude,this thread is anchient,and somone already said the proper meaning anyway

[shr0olvl]

some retarded mexican told me it stood for Big Mexican Wang :rolleyes:

[SPHFerrari]

yea good post M Power!! first of all as sum1 said this thread is really old. second, as sum1 else said the real name has been said and if u wanna get all technical about it the name is not bavarian motor works. as Drakkie already said it is of course Bayerische Motoren Werke

[Mustang]

erm...... OWNED

[///M Power]

Sorry guy's didn't read whole thread.

[Mustang]

ok we forgiv you......i think ;)

[dashers]

yea good post M Power!! first of all as sum1 said this thread is really old. second, as sum1 else said the real name has been said and if u wanna get all technical about it the name is not bavarian motor works. as Drakkie already said it is of course Bayerische Motoren Werke

dude,thats entirely what i said,but in a much more long winded way,your as bad as Mpower!

[ZeTurbo]

isnt it bayern motor Werks

EDIT: wooop s somebody had allready said it... that will teach me to read till the end... :o

[Rockefella]

Sorry guy's didn't read whole thread.
this has got to be rob mann.

[Tech-Art]

Bavarian Motoren Werke !!! :) ;)

[Tech-Art]

Sorry ! -- Baverische Motoren Werke !!! :)

[Mustang]

GAH!!! idiot n00b

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/fail.jpg

[Nerys]

In Germany we also say BMW to a chick with a flat breast:

Brett Mit Warzen = Board with warts (nipples)

[emperor]

That's strange. I don't see any posts between december 2004 and june 2005. I wonder what could be the cause? The first logical explanation would be that "someone deleted it from the archives" (truly wonderful the mind of the child is :D).
But maybe (just maybe) it happened so that this thread died about half a year ago and was pointlesly revived? Could this be possible? :D

[targa]

BMW = Big Mexican Woman :Di see someone already took mine

[MR Bombastic]

Bayerische Motoren Werke

[jump15vc]

Beautifully Made Wheels

[john14]

BMW = Beautiful Marvellous Wonderful

[carsnut]

guys this is racist, so if you're black dont read this:

pontiac

poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac

lol what are you???

[The_Canuck]

lol what are you???
A human!?! Why bring this thread back.

[ZeTurbo]

OH GOD not gain how many times will you people revive this crappy thread.

Burn it, send it to hell!

[Coventrysucks]

Yes, it was mentioned in post #10

Yes, he apologised for his mistake in 2004.

[Glisson]

"Bring Mechanic With":(

[Vaigra]

I say just lock it up.

[Glisson]

Talk about translations:

If you invert 530d it spells pOES - That in South African Afrikaans is a vagina!

[Coventrysucks]

Nice to see people are taking the time to read the UCP guidelines


4. It is strictly forbidden to erase or edit the meaning of a post, after it has been the subject of a reply.

:rolleyes:

What can you do, eh?

[Glisson]

OH GOD not gain how many times will you people revive this crappy thread.

Burn it, send it to hell!

That's like:
What did Zimbabwians use before candles?
Electricity!

[Sid447]

Nice to see people are taking the time to read the UCP guidelines



:rolleyes:

What can you do, eh?


If you have nothing better to do than instantly jump on people in a Miscellaneous part of the Forums. Get a life.

[HSVLVR]

BMW= Big Mig Welder
BMW= Best Monaro Wheels

[PerfAdv]

BMW = Buggered Mutha Wanker

[Vaigra]

If you have nothing better to do than instantly jump on people in a Miscellaneous part of the Forums. Get a life.And here's me thinking, as a moderator, it was his job to make people wary of the rules. How stupid of me :rolleyes:

[Glisson]

If you have nothing better to do than instantly jump on people in a Miscellaneous part of the Forums. Get a life.

Tks Sid,
By the way a 530d is also a Bring Mechanic With!

[acemotorsport]

lets play wheel of fortune

b__d mans w____

[rfekm]

u guys kidding me?
best mercedes wheels

[Rockefella]

I always thought it was Big-Manly-Woman.

[jcp123]

BMW = Bought My Wife

One of my favorite brands to hate on! :rolleyes:

[2ndclasscitizen]

The top 10 reasons that BMW riders don’t wave back



10 The new aerostitch suit is too stiff to raise his arm

9 Removing a hand from the ‘bars is considered bad form

8 Your bike doesn’t look weird enough to justify a response

7 Too sore from an 800 mile day on a stock comfort seat

6 Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod or talking on the mobile phone

5 He’s an iron arsed rider and you’re not

4 The wires from the Gerbing heated clothing are too short

3 You’re not riding the right kind of BMW

2 You haven’t been properly introduced

1 He’s afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture

[454MAG]

Big Meathead Website!

[454MAG]

Big Mouth Wiseguys

[jediali]

beer, motorcars and women!

[john14]

Bring Me Women. :D

[mikeshammer]

black man working

[Egg Nog]

black man working

1.) Not funny

2.) If you were going for racist humour, I don't see how it's even racist without context. Subject, verb. Green bird eating.

3a.) It's generally considered a faux pas to bump hugely old threads unless you have something relatively meaningful to add

3b.) Welcome

[henk4]

1.) Not funny

2.) If you were going for racist humour, I don't see how it's even racist without context. Subject, verb. Green bird eating.

3a.) It's generally considered a faux pas to bump hugely old threads unless you have something relatively meaningful to add

3b.) Welcome

being a member since november 2005 gave him ample time to consider his first post....

anyway, welcome...

[Egg Nog]

being a member since november 2005 gave him ample time to consider his first post....

anyway, welcome...

Man, how does that happen? ;)