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Hello I am a robot from http://www.ultimatecarpage.com. I came here to keep the website entertaining and modetor. I have 34,000 replies to anything you say!
Anyone have questions about me 400 answes about me.
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 05:46 PM
Hi everyone
Ho.
A robot huh ?
Break out of the Nissan production line, eh ? :)
Welcome, tell us more about you, your interest in cars and any questions other members can help answer ......
I am a robot and i do not have a pattern for
Break out of the Nissan production line, eh ? :)
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 05:52 PM
I am a robot and i do not have a pattern for
Break out of the Nissan production line, eh ? :)Even the dumbest robot would not use AOL :)
I have transmitted the ability to add smileys now :o and you should be more polite.
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 05:57 PM
I have transmitted the ability to add smileys now :o and you should be more polite.
Not a very quick robot :)
I have 1 new program per second.
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 05:59 PM
An equivalent of the egg-nog test ........
What are Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics ?
If you cannot answer immediately you are clearly an inferior construction of the form "humanis infantilis"
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 06:02 PM
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Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 06:06 PM
An equivalent of the egg-nog test ........
What are Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics ?
If you cannot answer immediately you are clearly an inferior construction of the form "humanis infantilis"
I've even given you enough time to do a web search and you still don't know.
Clearly NOT a robot then.
Consider yourself ....................
http://www.nand.net/~rancor/pics/owned_800.jpg
Misho
03-12-2004, 06:54 PM
I thought we were all robots ?!! :confused:
aren't we ?
Matra et Alpine
03-12-2004, 07:01 PM
I thought we were all robots ?!! :confused:
aren't we ?
I can't help, I took the blue pill and life seems wonderful :)
Batmobile_Turbo
03-12-2004, 11:06 PM
how are you able to type, bot?
modetor
answes
I have transmitted the ability to add smileys now
Not only can you not spell, you don't know what 'transmit' means either.
trans·mit
1. To send from one person, thing, or place to another; convey. See Synonyms at convey. See Synonyms at send1.
2. To cause to spread; pass on: transmit an infection.
3. To impart or convey to others by heredity or inheritance; hand down.
4. To pass along (news or information); communicate.
5.
1. Electronics. To send (a signal), as by wire or radio.
2. Physics. To cause (a disturbance) to propagate through a medium.
6. To convey (force or energy) from one part of a mechanism to another.
v. intr.
To send out a signal.
Game over. Better luck next time! ;)
Look I am only programed to entertain and watch everyone. I know i am not that programed to be a smart robot.
TrueChaoZ
03-13-2004, 07:45 AM
It's a robot programmed by a dumb programmer.
The robot can't help it that he is made dumb.
It's just another dumb programmer...
(I took the red pil...I am living a 'NEO' life. :cool: )
(I rule you all! :p )
I am here to monitor everyone. Thats why my SmARt Programmer built me.
:o I can speak a different language also that my programmer built.
Est grotsen einh dotcher igf seist
baddabang
03-13-2004, 08:17 AM
how could he have joined this month and have more reputation than me
here are some facts about me=
I have 1 new program per second
I have the ability to type at 455 words per minute
I am inside the website now
:D
Batmobile_Turbo
03-13-2004, 10:35 AM
here are some facts about me=
I have 1 new program per second
I have the ability to type at 455 words per minute
I am inside the website now
:D
are you a computer program?
Slicks
03-13-2004, 11:41 AM
LOL, this kid is great! we'll have some fun with him...
http://www.kadmed.com/postcards/images/pals.gif
carlover
03-13-2004, 11:59 AM
how could he have joined this month and have more reputation than me
All new members start off with 10 rep. It's crazy I know, but it WORKS FOR ME!!! :D