The new, more chewier UCP saga.

[Spastik_Roach]

Same stuff as old one, except this ones more chewier.

A pizza guy delivers a cheese lovers pizza to a hungry old man.

[ace]

but the old man is $3 short :D

[crisis]

but the old man is $3 short :D
and asks the pizza guy inside for a moment so that the old man can try and scrounge up some money. Upon entering the house the delivery guy smells a sickly sweet aroma that permeates the whole area. It seems to be coming from behind a door to his left. The old man disapears into the adjoining kitchen to search for the cash. The pizza delivery guys curiosity gets the better of him and he slowly approaches the door. The smell is quite strong, almost overpowering. He pauses, dare he open the door? He looks over his shoulder.
The old man is nowhere to be seen. Not knowing how soon he will return, the pizza guy ponders. Looking at the door he tries to imagine what lie beyond. All his sense tell him to leave now, flee and forget the money, the man and the pizza. But the door to the mysterious room keeps on drawing him back. He approaches it. Puts his hand on the knob. The house is warm but the knob feels strangley cold. As if it is a conduit for what evil lies beyond. He withdraws his hand as if by merely holding the knob he is in physical contact with something hideously and monstrously foul.
He has to know now. No matter how vile the doors secret, he must know. Suddenly he feels the warm breath of the old man on his shoulder. Terrified he turns to see

[carlover]

THE CHEESE PIZZA MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spastik_Roach]

And then, just as he thought things couldn't get worse, MOULDY PIZZA BASE MONSTER jumped out of a closet and started to beat up Cheese pizza monster!

[Batmobile_Turbo]

the man shakes his head and dissmisses these notions and opens the door. there he finds the most dazzling and bewildering sight, he can't beleive his eyes. there in in seperate hibernation chambers lies Elvis, Tupac, Hitler, and Jimi Hendrix...

[crisis]

But this room is a chamber. An alternative dimension. In this realm Hitler is the worlds greatest guitarist. The inspiration for oppressed youth and the nexus of musical imagination. He was assainated when trying to play an acoustic version of purple haze at Nuremburg. Tupac is a maniaical tyrant, obsessed with world domination who died when his 24 metre long limo rolled while doing a drive by on a rival gang. Elvis is a pimp and drug pusher who used his power to secure a tenuous recording deal but was killed in a light plane crash while flying back to Memphis. And Hendrix was a pop hero who died when he put his back out by swivelling his hips too violently to Hound Dog.
At this moment the doors of their chambers opened in a cloud of white vapour and Hendrix

[Spastik_Roach]

The pizza guy headed back to his Pizza Delivery van (A Vauxhaull Combo), and set off to deliver some more pizza.

http://www.vauxhallrental.co.uk/images/vehicles/combo_club.jpg

Meanwhile Cheese Pizza monster and Moudly Pizza Base monster continue to scrap it out.

[megotmea7]

as he exited the building he noticed something, it was very strang but out of the corner of his eye he saw an indian (american indian for you non-americans) smoking a pipe, he then looked to his truck whichwas now mysteriously a mule in the edge of a cliff, he then realized he was on a mesa in the middle of the desert surrounded by a tribe of hang gliding indians. who seemed friendly at first but then started flying around him and throwing.....

[carlover]

as he exited the building he noticed something, it was very strang but out of the corner of his eye he saw an indian (american indian for you non-americans) smoking a pipe, he then looked to his truck whichwas now mysteriously a mule in the edge of a cliff, he then realized he was on a mesa in the middle of the desert surrounded by a tribe of hang gliding indians. who seemed friendly at first but then started flying around him and throwing.....
Pizza at him! This was turning out to be a very strange day for the pizza guy...suddenly the guy screamed"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" because...

[Misho]

the pizzas turned out to be UCP forum members !!

[crisis]

Carrying golden fish in their mouths.

[Batmobile_Turbo]

Carrying golden fish in their mouths.
and the golden fish were carp.

[carlover]

And the Ucp members through rep. points at him.

[crisis]

which manifested themselves as animate sentient entities with an insatiable hunger for human flesh

[Batmobile_Turbo]

so they went on their merry way, chomping people. but batman chased them in his turbo-charged batmobile

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Again with the bloody turbocharged batmobile, we already said it was a vauxhall combo!!!!
anyway...

The rep points did nothing (As they do here) and the entities continued chomping, until ms. Pacman came around and started this really cool retro game thing where all the monsters were eaten, ms. Pacman than began to dance to the Renault Megane Ad (I see you baby....) with one main flaw: she had no ass to speak of. so she shook violently and was considered an epileptic. Mr. Pacman shuffled her off quietly to a home so he could shack up with his new buddy Commander Keen, he just loves the football gear! Just then, the cheese monster re appeared out of ms. Pacman like that scene in the movie Alien, and began terrorising the neighbourhood once more...

[Misho]

and suddenly out of no where, when it was least expected...

[crisis]

The dark lord smote the land. The earth became a smoldering wasteland. All life was extinguished with a sweep of his hand. The planets aligned and the sun was blocked from view. The smoldering earth rapidly became cold. So cold that no life could or would ever exist again.

[carlover]

The dark lord smote the land. The earth became a smoldering wasteland. All life was extinguished with a sweep of his hand. The planets aligned and the sun was blocked from view. The smoldering earth rapidly became cold. So cold that no life could or would ever exist again.
As the Pizza delivery man drove home he thought, "This was the wierdest day of my life."

THE END.

[Spastik_Roach]

The End so quickly? What a shame. Someone make a longer lasting, fresh minty breath UCP saga pweeze.

[crisis]

The End so quickly? What a shame. Someone make a longer lasting, fresh minty breath UCP saga pweeze.
Witn no fvckin batman.

[Spastik_Roach]

I hope more hatchback based vans are okay...