What's with all the canucks?

[spi-ti-tout]

Seriously, are you all brothers or something?

[zeppelin]

Yes, don't mess with us.

[mclaren_crazy]

or you will be sleeping with the beavers

[Jack_Bauer]

Yes, don't mess with us.

or you will be sleeping with the beavers

Wow, I thought Canadians were supposed to be such a mild mannered bunch. :p

[LTT]

We'll mess you up. After asking if you want to come in, sit down, and have something to drink.

[d-quik]

Wow, I thought Canadians were supposed to be such a mild mannered bunch. :pYO WTF MAN U WANA TAKE THIS ISH TO THA HOCKEY RINK!? :O :mad:

[The_Othr_Canuck]

I have three pet beavers and a tractor, bring it on! lol..

[mclaren_crazy]

you better watch out that you don't pull up next to me at a stop light, I have my sled running 10 second quarters

[Egg Nog]

I heard it was nearly 40 degrees in Toronto and Montreal recently... how is everyone's igloo doing? ;)

[The_Othr_Canuck]

my igloo is still around eh, but it is starting to melt a bit, the weather isn't really a problem its those damn beavers... lol...

[LTT]

My igloo is holding out on the east coast, we even got electricity the other day! Now for that new fangled running water...

[baddabang]

You canucks need to learn how to tip Americans in American currency ;)

I got a Tuney from some old guy the other day :p

[clutch-monkey]

now i know why i never see any canadians here, they're igloos wouldn't last more than 3 minutes, leaving them exposed and vulnerable

[The_Canuck]

You canucks need to learn how to tip Americans in American currency ;)

I got a Tuney from some old guy the other day :p
Hey if the CDN dollar keeps climbing you'll be begging us to tip you in Canadian currency. and its TOONIE!:D

[The_Canuck]

I heard it was nearly 40 degrees in Toronto and Montreal recently... how is everyone's igloo doing? ;)
yeah and my bloody school doesn't have air conditioning. :mad:

[Niko_Fx]

I heard it was nearly 40 degrees in Toronto and Montreal recently... how is everyone's igloo doing? ;)

Why the sarcasm? Don't you all live in Igloos??? :confused: :confused:

[The_Othr_Canuck]

yeah and my bloody school doesn't have air conditioning. :mad:


Yeah, if it wasn't for the ice walls and desks we'd be screwed...

[The_Canuck]

^LOL nice

[PerfAdv]

Dam beaver or beaver dam, that is the question!:confused: :confused:

What's with the beavers? Do you have a big beaver problem? :D

[Egg Nog]

Dam beaver or beaver dam, that is the question!:confused: :confused:

What's with the beavers? Do you have a big beaver problem? :D

Both the beavers and the beaver problems are huge. Here is a photo I took yesterday when I was downtown...

[Spastik_Roach]

Both the beavers and the beaver problems are huge. Here is a photo I took yesterday when I was downtown...

LMAO! classic!

[PerfAdv]

Both the beavers and the beaver problems are huge. Here is a photo I took yesterday when I was downtown...
haha, nice!

Still, where some see problems, others see promise, profits, and pelts...
it's just a matter of seeing the glass as half full. :)



btw, why are we discussing beavers and Canucks in website discussions??

[spi-ti-tout]

btw, why are we discussing beavers and Canucks in website discussions??
Because here we have three members with canucks on them and I don't know what it means :p

[austy351]

my igloos holding up not too good here.... and my beaver ran away...so im not in the best mood for ths post

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

my igloos holding up not too good here.... and my beaver ran away...so im not in the best mood for ths post
You mean your house burnt down and your girlfriend left you? It's like Canuck slang... :p

[The_Canuck]

Because here we have three members with canucks on them and I don't know what it means :p
well i was the original, then my friend joined as Theothrcanuck ( i guess he couldn't think of a good name:rolleyes: ) then i have a sneaking suspicion that This Canuck is another person from my school who joined just to bug me and the othr canuck.

[clutch-monkey]

well i was the original, then my friend joined as Theothrcanuck ( i guess he couldn't think of a good name:rolleyes: ) then i have a sneaking suspicion that This Canuck is another person from my school who joined just to bug me and the othr canuck.
you crazy canucks should stop breeding so fast, we may have to instigate a culling program if you guys get too numerous.

[The_Canuck]

haha i wonder exactly how many canadians are on this forum?

[clutch-monkey]

too many! kill them! kill them all! club them for fur before they push us out with their igloos.

[The_Canuck]

If the Canadians outnumber the Aussies.........

[2ndclasscitizen]

I found out tonight that aparently only n orthen candaians say 'aboot' like T&P. I was quite disapointed.

[mclaren_crazy]

its actually eastern-canadians that say that, out in the maritimes

[2ndclasscitizen]

Do their heads flap as they say "Hey, relax guy"?

[The_Othr_Canuck]

If the Canadians outnumber the Aussies.........

Nice...

[d-quik]

If the Canadians outnumber the Aussies.........u kno this got me thinking

for a country that only has 20 million ppl, there sure are alot of australians on ucp

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

u kno this got me thinking

for a country that only has 20 million ppl, there sure are alot of australians on ucp
It's cuz they're all sad gits with nothing better to do with their time ;)

[Pando]

This thread rocks!! :D

[The_Canuck]

It's because of us.:cool:

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Oh yeah, Canucks rule!

[spi-ti-tout]

you crazy canucks should stop breeding so fast, we may have to instigate a culling program if you guys get too numerous.
I have a fleeting feeling it's because they're still angry at us for not sharing any jelly.

[The_Canuck]

LOL remember the catapults.:D :D :D oh wait no they were trebuchets:rolleyes: :D

[The_Othr_Canuck]

yes... jelly... yes...

[Vaigra]

The othr Canuck isn't aware of the power the BoJ holds on this forum ;)

ahhh the good old days: http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22216&highlight=jelly

;)

[The_Canuck]

Someone explain the BoJ to him. i too lazy

[The_Othr_Canuck]

I'm confused... and all of a sudden I want jelly....

[spi-ti-tout]

Behold the power...

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=195491&stc=1&d=1149355839

[The_Canuck]

I'm confused... and all of a sudden I want jelly....
Summary: BoJ= Spamming Aussies

[The_Othr_Canuck]

OMG!!! I am not worthy!!!!!

[LTT]

well i was the original, then my friend joined as Theothrcanuck ( i guess he couldn't think of a good name:rolleyes: ) then i have a sneaking suspicion that This Canuck is another person from my school who joined just to bug me and the othr canuck.

The Canuck is actually a comic book superhero. A canadian superhero.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

The Canuck is actually a comic book superhero. A canadian superhero.

Canadian Superheroes are the best superheroes, we have beavers and can stand the cold from living in our ice caves..

[spi-ti-tout]

Canadian Superheroes are the best superheroes, we have beavers and can stand the cold from living in our ice caves..
I'd like to see what your beavers would do in the jellitarian middle east.

[Vaigra]

Summary: BoJ= Spamming AussiesI wasn't an Aussie the last time I looked :)
The first part may apply though...:rolleyes:

[d-quik]

i abosolutely love the lack of cohesion this thread has

[The_Canuck]

I wasn't an Aussie the last time I looked :)
The first part may apply though...:rolleyes:
your an aussie wannabe i bet.:D

[Vaigra]

your an aussie wannabe i bet.:DClose, I'm an honourary Aussie :)

[clutch-monkey]

If the Canadians outnumber the Aussies.........
bahaha that's awesome :D you could talk about your sleds and iceskates in there, as well as the threat of the beaver in the modern world.

I'd like to see what your beavers would do in the jellitarian middle east.
they would all perish since the middle east and Australia have normal temperatures and no snow. you could probably keep a few captive canadians in that big artificial snow field over there.

Close, I'm an honourary Aussie :)
yes indeed vaigra has proven himself more than worthy ;) :D

It's cuz they're all sad gits with nothing better to do with their time ;)
it's because we all like cars :D

[my porsche]

Wow, I thought Canadians were supposed to be such a mild mannered bunch. :p
But don't you see 'tis only a facade of trickery in their plot for North American domance?

[The_Canuck]

Ya we just let the U.S be Dominent until one day BAM no oil in the middle east! now who has the oil? CANADA MUHHAAHAHAH and then water supplys run low and look whos got 75% of the worlds freshwater.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Ya we just let the U.S be Dominent until one day BAM no oil in the middle east! now who has the oil? CANADA MUHHAAHAHAH and then water supplys run low and look whos got 75% of the worlds freshwater.

STOP GIVING AWAY OUR PLANS!!!!

[The_Canuck]

No i gave them away so that they'd think we were joking and think nothing of it.:D ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Summary: BoJ= Spamming Aussies
EXCUSE ME I AM BRITISH!! :mad:

[The_Canuck]

But by the looks of your sig your a criminal and will soon be sent to australia. lol

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Nope, fruit machines deserve to be humiliated :p

And I once got the jackpot when I slammed one guy's head into one. Which was nice.

[spi-ti-tout]

Ya we just let the U.S be Dominent until one day BAM no oil in the middle east! now who has the oil? CANADA MUHHAAHAHAH and then water supplys run low and look whos got 75% of the worlds freshwater.
Yes, but freshwater is only like 3% of the world's total water mass and we've already drank 1%, and stole another 1.5% behind your backs.

[The_Canuck]

Yes, but freshwater is only like 3% of the world's total water mass and we've already drank 1%, and stole another 1.5% behind your backs.
Whadda you gonna drink saltwater? Oh and the stolen water was poisened :D lol

[spi-ti-tout]

Oh and the stolen water was poisened :D lol
Well then all of us die and you don't have any world to conquer :D

So much for Canadian ingenuity :p

[The_Canuck]

were just killing off the people we dont want in the new world, :D lol

[spi-ti-tout]

then I think you don't want anybody in the world since everybody drinks water :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

No. Canadians are specially adapted to drink saltwater, eh?!

[derekthetree]

No. Canadians are specially adapted to drink saltwater, eh?!

or heavy water! (sorry stupid physics knowledge :))

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I'll smile and nod and pretend I know what you're talking about ;)

[spi-ti-tout]

Clearly it exceeds your intelligence quota.

[The_Canuck]

or heavy water! (sorry stupid physics knowledge :))
heavy water as in ice:D

[derekthetree]

I'll smile and nod and pretend I know what you're talking about ;)

ha ha ha ha

you do that ;)


heavy water as in ice :D

water is made up of two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom.

heavy water is made up of two deuterium atoms and an oxygen atom (deuterium having a proton and a neurton in the nucleus...)

canada owns 99.999999% of the heavy water in the world

hence candians might be able to drink it... :)

[spi-ti-tout]

heavy water as in ice:D
Mass is the same you f00l :p

I think he's talking about jellified water.

[The_Canuck]

Yeah but once theres ice the those pesky polar bears start running all over it and it gets heavy.

[spi-ti-tout]

There are no polar bears in Qum, New York and Beijing ;)

What's with you people and abnormality :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Now we need another member called...

Another_Canuck

or

These_Canucks_Are_Taking_Over_The_Frickin'_World

or maybe

Canuck_Eh?

[The_Canuck]

^ haha nice or: look_at_me_i'm_a_canuck

[spi-ti-tout]

UCPs_resident_canuck

or

alibaba_canuck

or better yet

why_aer_there_so_many_canucks :D

[baddabang]

^ haha nice or: look_at_me_i'm_a_canuck

or what_aboot_the_canucks :D

[The_Canuck]

UCPs_resident_canuck

or

alibaba_canuck

or better yet

why_aer_there_so_many_canucks :D

NOOO lol also you must add EH? to the end of each:D

[This Canuck]

what...

[The_Canuck]

oh shutup

[KonaGreen]

So like, lets get some beers eh.

[spi-ti-tout]

what...
What the hell...

[The_Canuck]

hahaha

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Attacking your fellow beavers... now, that's not very nice!

This is why the Aussies win against the Canucks, the Aussies all gang up on other folks if one of theirs is attacked, you guys have little bitch fights and make civil wars ;) :p

[The_Canuck]

Attacking your fellow beavers... now, that's not very nice!

This is why the Aussies win against the Canucks, the Aussies all gang up on other folks if one of theirs is attacked, you guys have little bitch fights and make civil wars ;) :p

Quiet you! or we'll tell the U.S you have MMDs Marsupials of Mass Destruction! muhahahah

[CdocZ]

Wow, hahahaha this is quite an amazing thread. I love watching you guys go at this, hehehehe :D

[The_Canuck]

it should be called Canucks VS Aussies. and now that ive said that some spamming aussie will most likely create that thread.

[Vaigra]

Spamming Aussie? How many pointless posts in this thread have been made by Canadians and how many by Australians? :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Quiet you! or we'll tell the U.S you have MMDs Marsupials of Mass Destruction! muhahahah
I repeat- I'm not Australian, you Yankee arsehole ;)

[The_Canuck]

but how many pointless THREADs and BoJ takeovers have been made by the Aussies? and yes there are people from around the world in the BoJ blah blah blah

[The_Canuck]

I repeat- I'm not Australian, you Yankee arsehole ;)
Didn't say you were;) AND I'M NOT A YANKEE DAMMIT!:D :rolleyes:

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Didn't say you were;) AND I'M NOT A YANKEE DAMMIT!:D :rolleyes:
You were thinkin' it... the only marsupials we have in Britain are moles, you could have said "Mongoloids of Mass Destruction"... actually... no... er...

I'll get back to you on this one, OK?

[The_Canuck]

^Don't Bother:D ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Don't say that, or we can't jelly the crap outta you damn Canucks!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5029/jelly5pp9yt.png

Behold... THE MIGHT OF THE GREEN (jelly) MARIA!

[The_Canuck]

Hmm all we need now is the BoAJ

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Anti-jelly!!! We must stop them all! Canucks VS Aussies!!! ... The Brotherhood of Canucks.... BoC!!!

[The_Canuck]

Yeah we can be a section of the BoAJ (which bt the way hasn't made much progress.)

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Thread made...... we have to start now before they get too big...

[clutch-monkey]

Yeah we can be a section of the BoAJ (which bt the way hasn't made much progress.)
your problem is that the BOJ has three Mods as their members. All you have is yourselves and that one mexican guy.
okay, i was lying about the mexican.

[Zytek_Fan]

your problem is that the BOJ has three Mods as their members. All you have is yourselves and that one mexican guy.
okay, i was lying about the mexican.
mwahahaha :D

[The_Canuck]

Yeah well Ryan can use hi 1337 haxor skillz on you...right ryan? lol

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Yeah well Ryan can use hi 1337 haxor skillz on you...right ryan? lol


Oh yeah, I am a l33t haxor

[The_Canuck]

You know rockefella that wasn't very nice! Which BoJ pay'd you!

[Egg Nog]

So like, lets get some beers eh.

Yes! SCTV!

[clutch-monkey]

You know rockefella that wasn't very nice! Which BoJ pay'd you!
i warned you about your lack of organisation.. :D :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Anti-jelly!!! We must stop them all! Canucks VS Aussies!!! ... The Brotherhood of Canucks.... BoC!!!
BoC are a gas company... sorry fellas, another handle please!! :D :p

[The_Othr_Canuck]

BoJ is a bank, so maybe the BoJ here should change their handle :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

BoJ is a bank, so maybe the BoJ here should change their handle :p
**** it.

Have we got any Japanese members on the clan? Maybe it's time for the REAL BoJ to take the Bank Of Japan by force... :p

ACTUALLY! NO!

The Bank Of Japan is the BOJ, we are the Brotherhood of Jelly, BoJ!

And BoC DOES exist! Woo!

We win on the account of a lower-case letters :P

[spi-ti-tout]

Sam, please do not become a lawyer.

First your victims would lose.

Then they'd be subjugated to sick jokes.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Haha :D

No, it's too dull for me anyway...

(What do you get when you cross an anorexic with a sexually-transmitted disease? A quarter-pounder with cheese :D)

[The_Canuck]

But most Abbreveations (dont care aboot spelling) dont include words like Of, so really your the BJ, HA!

[spi-ti-tout]

You know Sam, you're all we really need to scare off the canucks.

Just make sure you don't take the rest of the world with you :p

[The_Othr_Canuck]

There is no BoC with a little "o" just a capitalized one... and there are quite a few BoJ's, just so you know ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Bollockheads of Canada, that's what I got for yours ;)

[spi-ti-tout]

Binned oxymoronic Canadians maybe?

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Binned oxymoronic Canadians maybe?

I'd keep this up but I'd prefer not to be banned, and maybe we should get back on topic here.

[This Canuck]

Ryan your a party pooper and your not going to get banned.

[Vaigra]

your not going to get banned.How can you guarantee that? ;)

[This Canuck]

Because he didn't do anything bad

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

There are many piddling misdemeanours that can get you banned here... beware the jabberwock my son... the claws that bite...

[derekthetree]

There are many piddling misdemeanours that can get you banned here... beware the jabberwock my son... the claws that bite...

bitter about something? :)

[The_Canuck]

Am I sussposed to say 0wned!?!?!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

bitter about something? :)
Nope, I've only ever pushed the boundaries :D

Actually came close once, but that's been buried... the guy it was over wasn't worth it.

[The_Canuck]

Hey BoC, mabye if we egg him on he'll get banned...

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Ryan your a party pooper and your not going to get banned.

Actually I could get banned and I just want to stay on the safe side, I've only been here for a little while and I would like a decent reputation...


Hey BoC, mabye if we egg him on he'll get banned...

Heheh.. yeah..

-----------------------------------------------------------------

ROAR!!!! (inside joke)

[The_Canuck]

Well you've allready erected an clan:rolleyes:

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Well you've allready erected an clan:rolleyes:
Hahahahaha... erect... :p

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Hahahahaha... erect... :p

lol.. that was what I was thinking... :p

[The_Canuck]

How'd i know you'd say that...:rolleyes:

[The_Othr_Canuck]

How'd i know you'd say that...:rolleyes:

because we're immature.... hahahahah.... erect...

[This Canuck]

how is that funny?

[This Canuck]

There are many piddling misdemeanours that can get you banned here... beware the jabberwock my son... the claws that bite...
Im not your son.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Im not your son.

Stop spamming, for god's sake! He's trying to warn you that you can/will get banned if you keep it up! :mad:

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

how is that funny?
It's something you'll never experience, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.


Im not your son.
It's from Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There, by Lewis Carroll... a very famous set of lines...

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

Enjoy...

[The_Othr_Canuck]

It's something you'll never experience, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.


Very nice... lol :D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Very nice... lol :D
You gotta be nasty to be nice... ;)

[The_Othr_Canuck]

You gotta be nasty to be nice... ;)

True, true... I think you hurt his feelings though... he hasn't posted in a while... way to go! lol... anyway I g2g I've been on here for a few hrs now... later...

[Pando]

Stop spamming, for god's sake! He's trying to warn you that you can/will get banned if you keep it up! :mad:
Look who's talking.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Look who's talking.

Ok, most of my posts are good ok, this guy is just here to annoy The_Canuck, and myself. And when you are saying look who's talking, your spamming there too... ;)

[The_Canuck]

wow good job guys you owned the spammer.

[Rockefella]

I'm not a big fan of these new clan rivalries..

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

We share a love-hate relationship. It's not exactly Ike and Tina Turner.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

wow good job guys you owned the spammer.

Thanks.. I think..


I'm not a big fan of these new clan rivalries..

This thread isn't even about that... :confused:

[Vaigra]

It wasn't. I know it's all in good humour but it has turned into one by the looks of things .

[The_Othr_Canuck]

It wasn't. I know it's all in good humour but It has turned into one by the looks of things .

Yeah, true.. a little... maybe... :)

[baddabang]

We share a love-hate relationship. It's not exactly Ike and Tina Turner.

Just admit it sam, you desperatly need to leave the BoJ to come join the BoC but you dont have the balls to do it :p :D ;)

[Cyco]

Why would he want to join the BoC - you have no Jelly?

[spi-ti-tout]

I don't think he wants to work in the Bank of China.

[The_Canuck]

Why would he want to join the BoC - you have no Jelly?
But we have the poutine...which is more deadly then jelly. :D

[spi-ti-tout]

Not as tasty, though.

[The_Canuck]

Oh i beg to differ...

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Why would he want to join the BoC - you have no Jelly?

We have poutine as well as beavers... and not to mention TIM HORTONS... :D


Not as tasty, though.

I don't know about that...

[clutch-monkey]

I don't know about that...
we do.

[Cyco]

We have poutine as well as beavers... and not to mention TIM HORTONS...:D

All those combined fail to match Jelly

[The_Othr_Canuck]

All those combined fail to match Jelly

All the jelly in the world can't match just one beaver... Hey, you know what else we Canucks have? BEAVER TAILS!!! It's a pastry... not an actual beaver tail... ...

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Jelly> All.

/End Thread.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Jelly> All.

/End Thread.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jelly isn't greater than all... Jelly isn't greater than anything! Beavers > Jelly.. and all..

[IBrake4Rainbows]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jelly isn't greater than all... Jelly isn't greater than anything! Beavers > Jelly.. and all..

Don't even try to out spam the JellyMeisters, because you bring nothing but shame to Canada.

You have been warned:D

[spi-ti-tout]

Might as well let this thread just die, we found out who the canucks are :p

[clutch-monkey]

Yes, now we simply have to carpet bomb canada
*we could use precision munitions, but i love a good carpet bombing

[IBrake4Rainbows]

And to think, with all of those cheap carpet and rug sales going on, it could be economical too.

[spi-ti-tout]

I keep telling you don't release our plans on the forum!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

What? What did I do?

a BoJ trademark is the persian rug/carpet bombing technique.....

[clutch-monkey]

whats wrong with releasing our plans? they're pretty general and vague to those who don't know what's involved, and it's not like they can do anything about it ;)

[spi-ti-tout]

Yes but I'm writing up the press-release which will give it all.

[clutch-monkey]

i'll organise it with PR sometime tomorrow. We have a way to immobilise and destroy beavers using jelly crystals ;)

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Jelly Crystals - is their any product more evil known to BoJ-Kind?

[spi-ti-tout]

I'm doing it now! Check your PMs ;)

[Vaigra]

Where's my PM Husain? :p

[spi-ti-tout]

You were sleeping :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

And mine... :p

You suck, and excuse me, BOY, but I handle the public relations side of things!!

You're getting ideas above your station... don't make me dig the dirt up on you :p

[The_Canuck]

Beavers live in cold climate making there skin very hard and there for jelly crystals are use less, plus were feeding them pineapples

[Zytek_Fan]

i'll organise it with PR sometime tomorrow. We have a way to immobilise and destroy beavers using jelly crystals ;)
We have anti-jelly cannons on our ship ;)

[The_Canuck]

excellent....

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

We have plasma jelly at our disposal. 13.6x more radioactive than uranium, and each globule launched that is 30cm in diameter has the same power as a 2000-pound bomb.

Just wait 'till you see our hand grenades...

[spi-ti-tout]

You suck, and excuse me, BOY, but I handle the public relations side of things!!
Well, I'm sorry bud but you weren't getting any bright ideas ;)

Infact all you've done so far is try to convince the BoC it stands of "Bank of C..." and an oil company.


You're getting ideas above your station... don't make me dig the dirt up on you :p
You only got YOUR station because you were the last one to join, entertaining rival companies and trying to sell them toys :p

[derekthetree]

We have plasma jelly at our disposal. 13.6x more radioactive than uranium, and each globule launched that is 30cm in diameter has the same power as a 2000-pound bomb.

Just wait 'till you see our hand grenades...

a 30cm of explosive would be pretty poor nuclear expolsive if it only had a 2000 pound yield.


duh :)

[spi-ti-tout]

a 30cm of explosive would be pretty poor nuclear expolsive if it only had a 2000 pound yield.


duh :)
derek, you're our new PR agent! :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

derek, you're our new PR agent! :p
You're not even an Aussie, you don't make the decisions :p

And I would have had some ideas if you'd have consulted me beforehand... it's like going to a craftsman and saying, "Where's the oak cupboard I ordered?" when you haven't even asked him for one :p

I've got plans... big plans...

[The_Canuck]

You're not even an Aussie, you don't make the decisions :p

And I would have had some ideas if you'd have consulted me beforehand... it's like going to a craftsman and saying, "Where's the oak cupboard I ordered?" when you haven't even asked him for one :p

I've got plans... big plans...
It seems they don't want you anymore...come to the dark side..er i mean Canadian side. Plus we have 50 megaton pine apples...

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

It seems they don't want you anymore...come to the dark side..er i mean Canadian side. Plus we have 50 megaton pine apples...
I'm a merc, my services go to the highest bidder... or the side most likely to win :p

[spi-ti-tout]

You're not even an Aussie, you don't make the decisions :p
Drastic situations for drastic measures :p


And I would have had some ideas if you'd have consulted me beforehand... it's like going to a craftsman and saying, "Where's the oak cupboard I ordered?" when you haven't even asked him for one :p
Yeah, but when you're a crafsman you've got to have models of what you can build, not just stand in the middle of an empty shop and say "maybe people don't like me..." :p


I've got plans... big plans...
Kids and family can wait for a while :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Drastic situations for drastic measures :p


Yeah, but when you're a crafsman you've got to have models of what you can build, not just stand in the middle of an empty shop and say "maybe people don't like me..." :p


Kids and family can wait for a while :p
Pfft. Drastic my ass. It's an online clan on a website that is about jelly... :rolleyes:

No, I do have models, but I expect people to ask for some basics first, rather than not even saying a word. Continuing the craftsman metaphor, I didn't even know I was in the trade!

Kids. Eurgh. Nasty, smelly kids. Glad I was never a child.

We never had you young people in my day... :p

[spi-ti-tout]

on a website that is about jelly... :rolleyes:
Last time I checked it was ultimateCARpage ;)


No, I do have models, but I expect people to ask for some basics first, rather than not even saying a word. Continuing the craftsman metaphor, I didn't even know I was in the trade!
You didn't know you were the PR agent?


We never had you young people in my day... :p
No wonder the world didn't evolve until recently :p

[Zytek_Fan]

We now have dark matter ammo..mwhahahahaha

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Last time I checked it was ultimateCARpage ;)


You didn't know you were the PR agent?


No wonder the world didn't evolve until recently :p
I meant the clan was about jelly, and you know it. Stop trying to fight a losing battle.

I did know I was the PR agent... jelly seemed to be dormant, however. Look in my sig, the one that hasn't changed for the last several months...

You young people and your smart-arse replies... shame that you can't back it up with some intelligence ;) a word to the wise- don't get smart. It doesn't suit you... :D

[spi-ti-tout]

We now have dark matter ammo..mwhahahahaha
Ok, shut up. :p


I meant the clan was about jelly, and you know it. Stop trying to fight a losing battle.
That was wrong wording on your side. I didn't do anything. ;)


I did know I was the PR agent... jelly seemed to be dormant, however. Look in my sig, the one that hasn't changed for the last several months...
So you say you're PR, and you don't do anything, then you have plans, then you don't know you're PR, and now you do?!

Strange fellow :p


a word to the wise- don't get smart.
Thanks, being smart comes with wisdom. Too bad you're not either to realize that :p

[The_Canuck]

Thanks, being smart comes with wisdom. Too bad you're not either to realize that :p
ha to bad you didn't get the phrase.:p ...and you say the BoC fight among each other.:rolleyes:

[This Canuck]

Theres so much spam in this thread.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

Plus we have 50 megaton pine apples...


LOL! Nice! That's exactly what we need for our defense!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Sam if you leave us I swear to god I'll hunt you down and Wassaggis Jelly you myself.

Pine apples only hurt when they are ingested incorrectly...like in the wrong oriface, for instance.

50 megaton pine apples.....Pfft. We took down Macdonalds, which is more powerful than Canada and Mexico combined. some pesky canucks should not pose a problem.

[clutch-monkey]

ha to bad you didn't get the phrase.:p ...and you say the BoC fight among each other.:rolleyes:
you do. This is merely internal confirmation.

Sam if you leave us I swear to god I'll hunt you down and Wassaggis Jelly you myself.

Pine apples only hurt when they are ingested incorrectly...like in the wrong oriface, for instance.

50 megaton pine apples.....Pfft. We took down Macdonalds, which is more powerful than Canada and Mexico combined. some pesky canucks should not pose a problem.
exactly... not to mention the BoC is grossly outnumbered and outmatched.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Seriously, I didn't just say that......

Clutch, god dammit.....

[The_Canuck]

Pine apples only hurt when they are ingested incorrectly...like in the wrong oriface, for instance.

50 megaton pine apples.....Pfft.
How very wrong you are..."Some raw fruits like pineapple and papaya contain proteolytic enzymes like bromelin which hydrolyse gelatin and destroy its gelling ability..."

Know thy enemy
:D

[clutch-monkey]

your first mistake was assuming we didn't already know the jelly's natural enemy.
Your second mistake was assuming gelatin was the main gelling agent in our jelly.
Your third mistake was an ignorance of the different jelly combinations.
Your fourth mistake is that you're Canadian.

[Zytek_Fan]

your first mistake was assuming we didn't already know the jelly's natural enemy.
Your second mistake was assuming gelatin was the main gelling agent in our jelly.
Your third mistake was an ignorance of the different jelly combinations.
Your fourth mistake is that you're Canadian.
Does this count for non-Canadian BoC members?

[clutch-monkey]

of course. if you're in the BoC, you're as hopeless as each other :D :p

[Cyco]

We now have dark matter ammo..mwhahahahaha

<emotion=completely underwhelmed> I'm so scared - you have ammo that won't interact with the matter we are made of </emotion>


How very wrong you are..."Some raw fruits like pineapple and papaya contain proteolytic enzymes like bromelin which hydrolyse gelatin and destroy its gelling ability..."

Know thy enemy
:D

We have Pineapple Jelly here - time for you to back to the brawing board.

Wow - you 2 main weapons don't work, BoJ has never seen such a poor attempt at a challange.

[Zytek_Fan]

Behold the Broodwich!!! The BoC's new weapon

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/tjfontaine/10315247_d8b4cbab6b_m.jpg

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.

[The_Canuck]

<emotion=completely underwhelmed> I'm so scared - you have ammo that won't interact with the matter we are made of </emotion>



We have Pineapple Jelly here - time for you to back to the brawing board.

Wow - you 2 main weapons don't work, BoJ has never seen such a poor attempt at a challange.
you fool! you have pineapple flavoured jelly not real pine apple jelly.

[The_Canuck]

Behold the Broodwich!!! The BoC's new weapon

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/tjfontaine/10315247_d8b4cbab6b_m.jpg

Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
yum...

[Cyco]

you fool! you have pineapple flavoured jelly not real pine apple jelly.

We DO have Jelly with Pineapple in it.


Some large roll

Thanks for that - just in time for lunch. So other than feeding us a large snack, what was the point of that? ....ooohhhh thats right your BoC, no intelligence required for membership........

[Zytek_Fan]

The Rabbot!!

http://www.renegadechickens.com/spaceghost/WilliamsStreet/bunny.jpg

[spi-ti-tout]

ha to bad you didn't get the phrase.:p ...and you say the BoC fight among each other.:rolleyes:
Sam was, erm, complementing me. We've regularly do this so our debating defence alerts increase, something you couldn't think of. :p

[Zytek_Fan]

Thanks for that - just in time for lunch. So other than feeding us a large snack, what was the point of that? ....ooohhhh thats right your BoC, no intelligence required for membership........
The person who eats it gets sent to a world of nightmarish evil, and never comes back.
(Watchers of Aqua Teen Hungerforce know what I am talking about)

[Spastik_Roach]

oh no canadians..batten down the freakin hatches :rolleyes:

[Cyco]

The person who eats it gets sent to a world of nightmarish evil, and never comes back.

You roll was about as scary as a toothless mouse trying to chew through a steel cable.

As Chief of BoJ Secret Police that roll wouldnt even qualify and the 1st stage of torture - but then neither do canuk's, just not worth it

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Sam if you leave us I swear to god I'll hunt you down and Wassaggis Jelly you myself.

Pine apples only hurt when they are ingested incorrectly...like in the wrong oriface, for instance.

50 megaton pine apples.....Pfft. We took down Macdonalds, which is more powerful than Canada and Mexico combined. some pesky canucks should not pose a problem.
OK... OK! I'll stay!

I didn't have many plans on leaving anyway...

[The_Canuck]

oh no canadians..batten down the freakin hatches :rolleyes:hey were more dangerous then you think...

[spi-ti-tout]

You have to prove it.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

You have to prove it.

We will, one day, when you least expect it!

[This Canuck]

This thread went wierd, youve had 28 posts per day since the day you signed up. Will it ever go down?

[Spastik_Roach]

hey were more dangerous then you think...

oh noeezzz frozen beavers!!!!!11

[Vaigra]

This thread went wierd, youve had 28 posts per day since the day you signed up. Will it ever go down?Will you ever talk about cars?

[The_Canuck]

oh noeezzz frozen beavers!!!!!11
What does new zealand have Sheep:D

[The_Othr_Canuck]

What does new zealand have Sheep:D

Lol, yeah, what does New Zealand have anyway????

[clutch-monkey]

OK... OK! I'll stay!

I didn't have many plans on leaving anyway...
lucky, you would've missed the party at my house


Lol, yeah, what does New Zealand have anyway????
Great white sharks, wild boars, Maori's and some damn fine scenery.
Not to mention New Zealand is cool because they let me run off the side of a mountain with a glorified bedsheet strapped to my back.

[The_Canuck]

Fish that will die in the arctic, pigs and natives! oh my! we got BEARS, Lynxs, wolves, more bears, beavers of course and also i think a recent shark speices was dicovereed living in hudson bay or something....oh and we have Natives too.

[The_Othr_Canuck]

oh and we have Natives too.

Yeah and in Caledonia they're rioting because they hate jelly...

[The_Canuck]

Greenland Shark (http://www.arctickingdom.com/enlargements/images/press_as_3-4_lg.jpg) HA!

[The_Canuck]

Yeah and in Caledonia they're rioting because they hate jelly...
LOLZ Pwnzord man i am so bored

[The_Othr_Canuck]

LOLZ Pwnzord man i am so bored


Figured that out awhile ago :p lol... pwnzord? lol..

[The_Canuck]

PwNz0Rd!!!!!

[clutch-monkey]

we got BEARS, Lynxs, wolves, more bears, beavers of course and also i think a recent shark speices was dicovereed living in hudson bay or something....oh and we have Natives too.
all of which are endangered and pussified. they just hide in the mountains now, and with New Zealands gun laws (or lack thereof), not really a problem. And no natives can match the Maori's for brutality and viciousness.


Greenland Shark (http://www.arctickingdom.com/enlargements/images/press_as_3-4_lg.jpg) HA!
lol oh noes! not a blind shark that lives under ice, has an uberslow metabolism and eats small fish!!!1!!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

they'll just attack us with their cold.

brrr....

[The_Canuck]

all of which are endangered and pussified. they just hide in the mountains now, and with New Zealands gun laws (or lack thereof), not really a problem. And no natives can match the Maori's for brutality and viciousness.


lol oh noes! not a blind shark that lives under ice, has an uberslow metabolism and eats small fish!!!1!!
they drag caribou in from the shore by grabbing their necks with their teeth...

oh and there are quite a few bears that do not hide in the mountains... oh and wild boars are so visious with their charging and little horns...

[clutch-monkey]

they drag caribou in from the shore by grabbing their necks with their teeth...

suuure they do ;) they got nothing on crocodiles.. they leap 9metres up the riverbank to eat cattle.

oh and there are quite a few bears that do not hide in the mountains... oh and wild boars are so visious with their charging and little horns...
we have the bundaberg rum bear! no pussy bear matches that :D
i have the bottom jaw of a wild bear i shot... the tusks are quite substantial i assure you ;) they have disemboweled many a unwary farmer

[The_Canuck]

suuure they do ;) they got nothing on crocodiles.. they leap 9metres up the riverbank to eat cattle.

"The giant shark goes by the name Sleeper but kills large caribou after lying in wait - crocodile-style - at the mouth of Canada's northern rivers." Got nothing EH?:D

[clutch-monkey]

yeh.
it's BLIND. Those little things on it's eyes are parasites that give off light to attract fish.
i'm a quakin' in my boots here :D

[The_Canuck]

yeh.
it's BLIND. Those little things on it's eyes are parasites that give off light to attract fish.
i'm a quakin' in my boots here :D
yeah they smell your fear...and the crap in your pants:D :rolleyes: lol

[clutch-monkey]

lol
reminds me of the time when my sister put fish food in the back pocket of my board shorts, and i got chased by catfish.
i don't expect this cartilaginous fish to be any different :D

[The_Canuck]

Lol:p

[ZeTurbo]

If onlyyou people knew what life is like surrounded by these canucks...

[The_Canuck]

SEPRATIST^ LOL montreal is nice tho...

[Zytek_Fan]

If onlyyou people knew what life is like surrounded by these canucks...
Do we want to know? :D

[spi-ti-tout]

Have you Canadians even discovered a way of fighting those animals yourself before taming them?!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Behold... the weapon of doom.

http://www.mjgkramer.com/animals/kangaroo.jpg

We call it kangaroo. Eagles call it lunch.

[clutch-monkey]

There is no way an eagle could lift a kangaroo, although i have seen western goannas take them down.
i have seen a kangaroo disembowel two pig dogs :eek:

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

There is no way an eagle could lift a kangaroo, although i have seen western goannas take them down.
i have seen a kangaroo disembowel two pig dogs :eek:
I thought kangaroos were nice cute fluffy animal!! :eek: :( my visions have been shot to buggery... oh well. Back to jonesing for a pelican :rolleyes:

[clutch-monkey]

well, wallabies are kinda cute, and not aggressive. But Eastern Reds are like 7 feet tall and i'm sure you can imagine how powerful the legs would be :) now imagine that force behind the large claw on their foot..

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

well, wallabies are kinda cute, and not aggressive. But Eastern Reds are like 7 feet tall and i'm sure you can imagine how powerful the legs would be :) now imagine that force behind the large claw on their foot..
OK. I'll take a wallaby and a pelican. The kangaroos can be the Jelly footsoldiers. Maybe we should get some cyborg 'roos and have Terminator 'Roos :p

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

'Ere, check out the danglies on this little fella... we need these sort of cajones on our footsoldiers :p

[The_Canuck]

umm yeah... 1000 pound grizzly bears 0wn Kangaroo footsoldiers...

[The_Canuck]

Have you Canadians even discovered a way of fighting those animals yourself before taming them?!
no we just tell them you guys have jelly and they want to fight...

[Zytek_Fan]

well, wallabies are kinda cute, and not aggressive. But Eastern Reds are like 7 feet tall and i'm sure you can imagine how powerful the legs would be :) now imagine that force behind the large claw on their foot..
Don't you just love hitting those little ****ers in your car? :D