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NuclearCrap
10-07-2006, 08:34 PM
This has been around many different sites, might as well post it up here for a laugh. Behold: World's best computer hacker, true story told in first person by the original poster himself.
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* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* checker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
<checker > why do you kick me
<checker > can't you discus normally
<checker > answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<checker > what ping man
<checker > the timing of my pc is right
<checker > i even have dst
<checker > you banned me
<checker > amit it you son of a
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> you're stupid, DST^^
<checker > shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<checker > for two weaks already
<checker > when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<checker > shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<checker > tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<checker > in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<checker > shut up you'll be gone
<checker > i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<checker > say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<checker > to you man
<checker > buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

"What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned."



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<checker > dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> checker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<checker > you're so stupid man
<checker > say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<checker > buy buy elch
* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

"There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now."


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<checker > elch you son of a
<Metanot> checker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up checker?
<checker > you have a frie wal
<checker > fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<checker > i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<checker > because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<checker > be a man turn that off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<checker > thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes checker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<checker > yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<checker > like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<checker > turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<checker > you're afraid
<checker > i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<checker > elch turn off your wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<checker > shut up
<Metanot> lol
<checker > my grandma surfs with fire wall
<checker > and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

"He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router."


<Elch> checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> hacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<checker > wort man
<Elch> checker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<checker > man do you want a virus
<checker > tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<checker > lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<checker > and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look

"In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?"


<checker > don't need to rescue you can't son of a
<Elch> that's bad
<checker > elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<checker > and in 20 seconds f: is gone

"Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. checker was comforting me with a music tip."


<checker > tupac rules
<checker > elch you son of a your f: is gone and e: too

"Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?"


<checker > and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<checker > your d: is gone
<He> go on

"Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?"


* checker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

"Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time."

blingbling
10-07-2006, 09:29 PM
I sighed.

Blitz_
10-07-2006, 10:25 PM
lololololol

F1_Master
10-08-2006, 12:50 AM
Kids....

Guest
10-08-2006, 01:23 AM
there aint no place like 127.0.0.1 :D

baddabang
10-08-2006, 01:29 PM
Thats too funny :D

h00t_h00t
10-08-2006, 04:07 PM
So SO old, but funny.

HSVLVR
10-09-2006, 01:25 AM
This has been around many different sites, might as well post it up here for a laugh. Behold: World's best computer hacker, true story told in first person by the original poster himself.
__________________________________________________ ___________



"What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned."




"There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now."



"He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router."



"In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?"



"Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. checker was comforting me with a music tip."



"Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?"



"Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?"



"Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time."
He is one of the stupidest hackers I've heard of. LOL:D

acemotorsport
10-09-2006, 01:35 AM
what a n00b

CdocZ
10-09-2006, 01:51 PM
That was hilarious. I love overly stupid people. Took too long to read it all though, oh well.