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Prius
10-19-2006, 12:52 PM
here, i am holding a little thing for people to pimp my Escort.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Karrmann/askkm001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/Karrmann/askkm002.jpg
P3RG4R3C
10-19-2006, 01:48 PM
And you said you matured a lot.
;)
johnnynumfiv
10-19-2006, 01:49 PM
You mean your dad's escort?
Mr.Tiv
10-19-2006, 01:56 PM
Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?
baddabang
10-19-2006, 02:03 PM
Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?
WTF? Who the hell said anything about having sex with a Ford Escort? Get your mind out of the gutter son!
BTW Tony, the Escort LX is the best car ever, it cannot be pimped....
Vaigra
10-19-2006, 02:04 PM
I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
Vaigra
10-19-2006, 02:10 PM
Since we're on the subject...
Somebody pimp my S2...and the Hilux too, would like to see that :D
EDIT: To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully :p
Mr.Tiv
10-19-2006, 02:12 PM
I think Tiv took "pimp" literally...
I wasn't being serious. I was poking fun at the retarded youth of the day. Pimp means to solicit for sexual intercourse-if you're doing that with a car you should not be allowed out of doors.
LotusLocost
10-19-2006, 02:49 PM
watch and laugh:D
Video for you that doesn't know what a proper Escort looks like:p (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNSY7zjD3-o)
h00t_h00t
10-19-2006, 03:38 PM
To clarify: By pimp, I mean chop it tastefully :p That is impossible, there is no such thing as a tastefully pimped car.
Vaigra
10-19-2006, 03:40 PM
ok fine, whatever, go crazy!
I wanna see what people can do to it...Sorry, S2:(
IWantAnAudiRS6
10-19-2006, 04:46 PM
I'm not chopping that piece of shit!
Or the Escort, for that matter.
:D
Vaigra
10-19-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm not chopping that piece of shit!
Or the Escort, for that matter.
:Dyo' mamma, you jealous POS :p
IWantAnAudiRS6
10-19-2006, 04:55 PM
yo' mamma, you jealous POS :p
Yes, I do have one...
Jealous? Maybe. Piece Of Sex? Most definitely :)
Thank you, Asif! I had no idea you had feelings for me in that way!
Niko_Fx
10-19-2006, 05:53 PM
Karrmann is back!?!?!!!! :D:D
Vaigra
10-19-2006, 07:02 PM
Piece Of Sex? Most definitely :)
Thank you, Asif! I had no idea you had feelings for me in that way!You wish! You're not Matt!:p
IWantAnAudiRS6
10-20-2006, 04:43 AM
You wish! You're not Matt!:p
This just gets deeper and deeper. What about that night...? Was that night nothing to you?! :p
Vaigra
10-20-2006, 04:57 AM
This just gets deeper and deeper. What about that night...? Was that night nothing to you?! :pIt was a mistake...I shouldn't have led you on...I'm SORRY!!
IWantAnAudiRS6
10-20-2006, 05:01 AM
It was a mistake...I shouldn't have led you on...I'm SORRY!!
OK, this is to be continued with PMs.
Shut the door :p
Vaigra
10-20-2006, 05:08 AM
You can't express your true feelings in public?! This is why I didn't continue it...
IWantAnAudiRS6
10-20-2006, 06:18 AM
You can't express your true feelings in public?! This is why I didn't continue it...
It was fine in the S&M clubs, but down the school it just didn't feel right :o
jorismo
10-20-2006, 06:29 AM
God please stop you too... If you had fun, continue with it but keep us out of it please :p
Vaigra
10-20-2006, 01:55 PM
Just because you got denied, Joris! :rolleyes:
Mr.Tiv
10-20-2006, 02:03 PM
ooops. I'm a little wasted and I posted in the wrong thread. Wow, I'm a jackass.
Esperante
10-20-2006, 09:01 PM
Karrmann is back!?!?!!!! :D:D
Karrmann is back. :rolleyes:
Zytek_Fan
10-20-2006, 09:04 PM
Who would drive that, not to mention, who would pay to have sex with it?
You mean sex in it?
Zytek_Fan
10-20-2006, 09:11 PM
Since we're on the subject...
Somebody pimp my S2...and the Hilux too, would like to see that :D
How would you pimp a Hilux? :D
Imagine your Hilux being pimped....
Here's the result:
(Note: Xzibit and West Coast Customs are not liable for any bodily injury caused by this vehicle. Such injury may include getting squashed like a melon, severe tenderising, and/or death)