UCP Awards 2006

[Rockefella]

Do any of you remember this (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21647&highlight=ucr) thread? Well, I just did.. and I, erm, never fulfilled my semi-promise. This time, it's for real.

Read the thread that I linked to get an idea of what's going on, and I'll begin compiling a list of awards. It's just a fun thing to do so we can get this forum rolling again, seeing as it's been a tad slow in recent months, at least imo.

[jorismo]

I liked the idea last year team so I think it would be cool to seem them again this year :)

[Egg Nog]

Good timing. If we actually leave a bunch of time for coming up with ideas and voting you could post the completed awards thread at the end of the year. :)

[Wouter Melissen]

There can be only one winner.

[clutch-monkey]

autoxbonne?

[Rockefella]

There can be only one winner.
You are too kind.

[fpv_gtho]

autoxbonne?

How about a biggest trend award - autoxbonne vs BOJ

[Rockefella]

How about a biggest trend award - autoxbonne vs BOJ
We can do that. How about you guys start throwing ideas out for awards, so we can have a nice lengthy list.

[clutch-monkey]

We can do that. How about you guys start throwing ideas out for awards, so we can have a nice lengthy list.
why not just use the list at the beginning of your other thread? that seemed short and simple enough to use.

[fpv_gtho]

- Funniest Member:
- Most Fair and Kind Hearted Member:
- Happiest Member:
- Most Helpful Member:
- Favourite Mod:
- Favourite Premium Member:
- Favourite Non-mod Non-premium Member:
- Most Improved Member:
- Rookie of the Year:
- Biggest Contribution To The Forum:
- Best Photographer:
- Best Gamer:
- Best Female Member:
- Best User Name:

Was that all of them?

[adrenaline]

How about negative awards...eg Spamming? :D

[Rockefella]

- Funniest Member:
- Most Fair and Kind Hearted Member:
- Happiest Member:
- Most Helpful Member:
- Favourite Mod:
- Favourite Premium Member:
- Favourite Non-mod Non-premium Member:
- Most Improved Member:
- Rookie of the Year:
- Biggest Contribution To The Forum:
- Best Photographer:
- Best Gamer:
- Best Female Member:
- Best User Name:
- Best Avatar:
- Best Signature:
- Most Intelligent:
- Member with the best car:
- The Member you want to kill/marry his mother: Quiggs
- Most Influential:
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
- Luckiest Member (i.e.: someone who gets to experience/has done things few can or ever will):
- Most Mature Member:
- etc. etc.

Was that all of them?
Just about, but lets throw some more in, for shits and giggles.

I edited your list with some more ideas. (Bolded)

[clutch-monkey]

Just about, but lets throw some more in, for shits and giggles.

I edited your list with some more ideas. (Bolded)
i like your bolded additions, but imo get rid of the best prem and non-prem member, it just seems unnecessary :)

[Rockefella]

i like your bolded additions, but imo get rid of the best prem and non-prem member, it just seems unnecessary :)
Hmm, so you're saying do something like:

- Best Moderator:
- Favorite Member:

[Wouter Melissen]

- Best Moderator: Wouter Melissen
- Favorite Member: Wouter Melissen
You are too kind.

[clutch-monkey]

Hmm, so you're saying do something like:

- Best Moderator:
- Favorite Member:
yup :) don't want to make voting any more complicated :D

[Rockefella]

Least Humble Forum Participant: Wouter Melissen :)

[henk4]

Member who shows wisdom far lower than his age

[Wouter Melissen]

Least Humble Forum Participant: Wouter Melissen :)
You are too kind.

[McReis]

Member who shows wisdom far lower than his age
Are you that hungry for an Award? :D

I think you meant the most overall amazing member. The one that exceeds expectation in all knowledge areas. :D

[henk4]

Are you that hungry for an Award? :D

I think you meant the most overall amazing member. The one that exceeds expectation in all knowledge areas. :D
yep, I will hopelessly fail in all other categories:)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Sounds good to me, but then people who expect something and don't get it might be a little distraught!

[henk4]

Sounds good to me, but then people who expect something and don't get it might be a little distraught!

for those we could introduce a category: Most unlikely member to receive an award...

[whiteballz]

ah well, thats the amusement i guess :)

i like the idea, but cant think of any awards.

[fpv_gtho]

for those we could introduce a category: Most unlikely member to receive an award...

Biggest pouter...

[henk4]

Biggest pouter...

as in "sourpuss" or "pigeon"?

[McReis]

for those we could introduce a category: Most unlikely member to receive an award...
That's indeed a great and very clever award. I really think we should include it. Maybe Mu11et can win it! :D

[LotusLocost]

Maybe Mu11et can win it! :D

You ARE to kind...:D

[fpv_gtho]

as in "sourpuss" or "pigeon"?

sounds about right

[McReis]

You ARE to kind...:D
Good idea: "The most kind". :D

[LotusLocost]

Good idea: "The most kind". :D

Definately!:D
You're so clever..;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Oh no's. The nice vibes are contagious.

I love all members :p

[henk4]

I love all members :p

that is not a prize winning statement

[McReis]

that is not a prize winning statement
Campaign period is on.

[henk4]

Campaign period is on.

well it is all a bit futile, Drakkie will run away with all the possible awards

[McReis]

well it is all a bit futile, Drakkie will run away with all the possible awards
There were elections in Iraq during Saddam's period too.

[henk4]

There were elections in Iraq during Saddam's period too.

yeah, but those were democratic..

[McReis]

yeah, but those were democratic..
As much as possible, for a "strong leader".
But just like there, we have here a strong personality that overshadows all other.

[lightweight]

Shouldn't there be awards for cars? After all this is a car site. Giving awards to the site members seems a bit like an introvert move.

I think that cars is the topic of discussion mainly. I guess that its a good move to have a member awards session, but not by neglecting car awards

[Rockefella]

Shouldn't there be awards for cars? After all this is a car site. Giving awards to the site members seems a bit like an introvert move.

I think that cars is the topic of discussion mainly. I guess that its a good move to have a member awards session, but not by neglecting car awards
Well, this is just a member's award thing.

We can always do a UCP automotive awards, like magazines do.

[McReis]

Shouldn't there be awards for cars? After all this is a car site. Giving awards to the site members seems a bit like an introvert move.

I think that cars is the topic of discussion mainly. I guess that its a good move to have a member awards session, but not by neglecting car awards
You mean having a UCP Car of The Year Award? That would be nice. But in another thread.
Or do you mean member's cars? In that case it wouldn't be fair for you guys! :D:D:D

[The_Canuck]

Most Clueless perhaps?

[Rockefella]

Or do you mean member's cars? In that case it wouldn't be fair for you guys! :D:D:D
Yeah, the AXB > everyone.

[baddabang]

Post of the year award. I'm sure there are plenty to choose from
Most optimistic member
Quality not Quantity award.


- The Member you want to kill/marry his mother: Quiggs

I think you meant yourself.

[Cyco]

- Funniest Member:
- Most Fair and Kind Hearted Member:
- Happiest Member:
- Most Helpful Member:
- Favourite Mod:
- Favourite Premium Member:
- Favourite Non-mod Non-premium Member:
- Most Improved Member:
- Rookie of the Year:
- Biggest Contribution To The Forum:
- Best Photographer:
- Best Gamer:
- Best Female Member:
- Best User Name:
- Best Avatar:
- Best Signature:
- Most Intelligent:
- Member with the best car:
- Most Influential:
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
- Luckiest Member (i.e.: someone who gets to experience/has done things few can or ever will):
- Most Mature Member:
- etc. etc.

Was that all of them?

Most amazing trend of the year
Fastest thread of the year
Longest lasting thread


The only thing with having a Mod of the year is with the SMs having the user title I cant remember who all the Mods are :p

[jorismo]

Don't the UCP Car Awards already exist? I believe somebody started with them in june already...

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

The only thing with having a Mod of the year is with the SMs having the user title I cant remember who all the Mods are :p
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showgroups.php ;)

[Rockefella]

Most amazing trend of the year
Fastest thread of the year
Longest lasting thread
Good ideas but this is directed more towards members.

[adrenaline]

The campaign has started.

[Piacki_117]

It may be fun if it's well organized. I'm looking forward to seeing the results. I hope there won't be only mods and VIM's among the rewarded members...

[Gt1Street]

The User that is most likely to end up in jail
The User that if he was in jail would get gangbanged
The Most Known yet useless User
The Smiley Freak (uses smilies way too much)

[McReis]

The only thing with having a Mod of the year is with the SMs having the user title I cant remember who all the Mods are :p
That's because SMP almost as much as mods. :)
I agree there should be a way to know who are the mods.

[kingofthering]

oldest account with 0 posts
craziest member
worst member
the member who spammed the most
and a look back at the important members who left

[McReis]

and a look back at the important members who left
Those who left, left.
Those who are members are still members. Simple as that.
That would be as illogical as electing the "dead member of the year". How can we chose someone, based on his/her silence?

[baddabang]

That's because SMP almost as much as mods. :)
I agree there should be a way to know who are the mods.

SMP>Mod Team.

You cant fight it McReis, you know we pwn. :p

Anyway back to the task at hand:

Best Role Model Member
Worst Role Model Member
Best at chopping cars in photoshop
Best piece of pwnage award

[man 430gt]

Come on guys who wants to do this? It's defintly good idea..

[McReis]

Come on guys who wants to do this? It's defintly good idea..
Aren't we doing it?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

That would be as illogical as electing the "dead member of the year".
I resent that- I am dead.

[McReis]

I resent that- I am dead.
I knew you had a strange smell! :D

[Rockefella]

So we got:

- Funniest Member:
- Most Fair and Kind Hearted Member:
- Happiest Member:
- Most Helpful Member:
- Favorite Moderator:
- Favorite Member:
- Most Improved Member:
- Rookie of the Year:
- Most Influential:
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
- Luckiest Member:
- Most Mature Member:
- Most Optimistic:
- Quality not Quantity Award:
- Post of the Year (member):
- Member Most Likely to end up in Jail:
- Most Whacky Member:
- Best Role-Model:
- Best 'Chopper':
- The Forum Ownage Machine:

Yeah, that's a lot, but I think we've got everything. I'm planning to just reduce this list to like 10-15 major awards, so each one has a little more merit involved. Discuss.

[McReis]

Here are the categories that IMO may be useless:

- Most Influential:
What's exactly is influential? What are we searching for?
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
This was a joke and the winner already exists.
- Luckiest Member:
What's the point? Clutch has a GT3 in the garage and Napolis a P4/5 (not exactly luck in this case) so end of contest. :)
- Most Mature Member:
It should be "...for his age", otherwise it makes no sense.
- Most Optimistic:
I do think I'll buy 3 Enzos tomorrow. I won!
- Member Most Likely to end up in Jail:
Drakkie won with that idea of making some vandalism in front of a police station. No use for this then.
- Most Whacky Member:
Why? Is there anyone normal here?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I knew you had a strange smell! :D
Not quite. I use Lynx Dry, it keeps me safe from nasty smells (doesn't stop my body parts falling off though :()

[Gt1Street]

Not quite. I use Lynx Dry, it keeps me safe from nasty smells (doesn't stop my body parts falling off though :()
funny thing about that lynx, here its called Axe... :confused:

[McReis]

Use this instead:
http://static.flickr.com/67/184883876_bafa54631c_m.jpg

[Sweeney921]

Most likely to skew the results in order to win an award- Watergate!

What about most active member?

[Sweeney921]

I made a really similar thread back in the day here (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9177).

[P3RG4R3C]

Clutch has a GT3 in the garage...

Whaaa?

He has a GT3?!! As in Porsche GT3??

Whoa!

Pics, pics, pics! :D

[Vaigra]

Whaaa?

He has a GT3?!! As in Porsche GT3??

Whoa!

Pics, pics, pics! :DYeh. It's his daddy's. :)

[P3RG4R3C]

Wow!

A 996 or 997?

Why didn't I know about this?

Are there any threads about it?

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

A 996, and there was a thread... just looking for it...

Gottit. (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27034&highlight=gt3)

[Zytek_Fan]

So we got:

- Funniest Member:
- Most Fair and Kind Hearted Member:
- Happiest Member:
- Most Helpful Member:
- Favorite Moderator:
- Favorite Member:
- Most Improved Member:
- Rookie of the Year:
- Most Influential:
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
- Luckiest Member:
- Most Mature Member:
- Most Optimistic:
- Quality not Quantity Award:
- Post of the Year (member):
- Member Most Likely to end up in Jail:
- Most Whacky Member:
- Best Role-Model:
- Best 'Chopper':
- The Forum Ownage Machine:

Yeah, that's a lot, but I think we've got everything. I'm planning to just reduce this list to like 10-15 major awards, so each one has a little more merit involved. Discuss.
The ones in bold are the only ones I stand a chance with :D

[Zytek_Fan]

Not quite. I use Lynx Dry, it keeps me safe from nasty smells (doesn't stop my body parts falling off though :()
Ah yes. I received an arm in the post the other day. I believe it may be yours...

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Ah yes. I received an arm in the post the other day. I believe it may be yours...
Hmmm... please send it back. I'll pay you via PayPal (maybe :p)

The finder's fees are getting expensive :(

[Quiggs]

I think we should start UCP Survivor and just vote someone out every week.

First person- Rockefella.
Then week 2 we'll get bored and cancel the contest.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

May i refer you to UCP idiot survivor?

Been there, done that. Have an original idea FFS.

[Quiggs]

Silence! We must rid the forums of New Jersey funk.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Then what?

Then you'll have another ongoing argument with someone.

Then you'll destroy them.

Then what'll happen?

You'll be a very lonely man. one with little of anything to look foward to.

The destruction of your enemy means your life has no purpose, no meaning, no reason.

you'd be worthless, moreso than you are now.

[Quiggs]

Way to be a buzzkill, man!

</stoner hippie voice>

[NuclearCrap]

Finally! The "Best Gamer" award has been taken out. If any of you dare to put it back in then I call for an online tournament on different consoles/PC and categories of games, since last year's award was based on who posted most about his gaming progress in only one category of games. :p

What about the "Holy Repost" award?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

My job is not to enhance your buzz, rather to help you understand the full weight of your decision.

[Quiggs]

I guess getting rid of Rocke would be like Superman killing Lex Luther, or Batman killing the Joker (which he did, actually). Sigh. My nemesis must live on. <3 you Rocke. </3 you Rocke.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Well if he doesn't live the hilarity ceases.

much the same as he can't kill you - because that would be the end of the series.

you must be at peace with your enemy.

[clutch-monkey]

Here are the categories that IMO may be useless:

- Most Influential:
What's exactly is influential? What are we searching for?
- Member who shows wisdom far greater than his/her age:
This was a joke and the winner already exists.
- Luckiest Member:
What's the point? Clutch has a GT3 in the garage and Napolis a P4/5 (not exactly luck in this case) so end of contest. :)
- Most Mature Member:
It should be "...for his age", otherwise it makes no sense.
- Most Optimistic:
I do think I'll buy 3 Enzos tomorrow. I won!
- Member Most Likely to end up in Jail:
Drakkie won with that idea of making some vandalism in front of a police station. No use for this then.
- Most Whacky Member:
Why? Is there anyone normal here?
good analysis :) at any rate imo the simpler it is the easier it will be to organise and vote guys ;)

Yeh. It's his daddy's. :)
yeah the insurance company won't insure it for me until i'm a gazillion years old. Ironically, the only place i can drive it is a place where insurance is void anyway - the race track. just fitted the fire extuingisher, saturday i go to meet my fate lol

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Ironically, the only place i can drive it is a place where insurance is void anyway - the race track. just fitted the fire extuingisher, saturday i go to meet my fate lol
Oh, how tragic for you... :D

[McReis]

Oh, how tragic for you... :D
You may be kidding, but I cried with pitty! :D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You may be kidding, but I cried with pitty! :D
Yes, he'll never experience the joys of a Fiat 850 going flat out... just a Porsche GT3 to play with...

88 miles per hour!! :D

[McReis]

Yes, he'll never experience the joys of a Fiat 850 going flat out... just a Porsche GT3 to play with...

88 miles per hour!! :D
Sure. And when I'm flat out in the Fiat, my thoughts are with him.
I may live in a fancy way, but that does not mean I don't care about the less fortunate!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Sure. And when I'm flat out in the Fiat, my thoughts are with him.
I may live in a fancy way, but that does not mean I don't care about the less fortunate!
Maybe you should send him money, too? I do that. Always give to the poor and the needy. He can't help being a special needs kid- embrace it! :)

[IBrake4Rainbows]

dude, the Porsche was his make a wish present. he's suffering two terminal illnesses.

Bad fashion
and
Stupidity.

Please, send all donations to My Bank Account.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Please, send all donations to My Bank Account.
Name your PayPal, do I get a free gift for joining? :D

*looks hard Sony headphones*...

[McReis]

He can't help being a special needs kid- embrace it! :)
You embrace him with your fat.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

*looks hard Sony headphones*...The headphones are Mine, Back you heathen wench!

your free gift is my guarantee i will not kill you within 36 hours of your donation :p

[clutch-monkey]

dude, the Porsche was his make a wish present. he's suffering two terminal illnesses.

Bad fashion
and
Stupidity.

Please, send all donations to My Bank Account.
you forgot:
short attention span
stupidity x2
;)

Sure. And when I'm flat out in the Fiat, my thoughts are with him.
on saturday, being flat out in a fiat will be more than enough to overtake me :D

[McReis]

on saturday, being flat out in a fiat will be more than enough to overtake me :D
That's because my knees wouldn't be shaking.

[clutch-monkey]

That's because my knees wouldn't be shaking.
at 88mph in a Fiat, don't be too sure :D

[McReis]

at 88mph in a Fiat, don't be too sure :D
Of course that, at that speed, with that steering precision, I'd be all over the track. But I'm used to that. :D

[clutch-monkey]

Of course that, at that speed, with that steering precision, I'd be all over the track. But I'm used to that. :D
when the marshalls question you, simply say that you were preventing your rivals from passing :D

[McReis]

when the marshalls question you, simply say that you were preventing your rivals from passing :D
I'd say: "I didn't want that GT3 tailgating me!" :D

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You embrace him with your fat.
You're so lucky that I stopped my training as a sumo.

I got fired for being too fat.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

your man boobs were a liability - everyone knows Sumo titty-twisters have been known to kill......

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

your man boobs were a liability - everyone knows Sumo titty-twisters have been known to kill......
Last time. Not man boobs. Peccage. Ask the multiple bitches, they don't like moobs :p

[clutch-monkey]

I'd say: "I didn't want that GT3 tailgating me!" :D
"i was outbraking that GT3, he would have run straight up my ass!"

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Last time. Not man boobs. Peccage. Ask the multiple bitches, they don't like moobs :p

I'm sure they don't like being referred to as bitches either but it doesn't stop them being....well.....

Just the same as those things are NOT Peccage. sorry. they just aren't.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I'm sure they don't like being referred to as bitches either but it doesn't stop them being....well.....

Just the same as those things are NOT Peccage. sorry. they just aren't.
So you're basing that off one picture, taken before summer started?

OK then. I know what you want. A half-naked picture of me. Fine!!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Words, not pictures.....words, not pictures.........

Whats to say i don't already have a photo of you ;)

<call me>

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Words, not pictures.....words, not pictures.........

Whats to say i don't already have a photo of you ;)

<call me>
Oh, that old mantra :D

Damn, you do.

Meh.

I would show the one picture that proves they're most certainly not tits, but then I'd look like a soppy git :p (it's on my MySpace...)

<maybe later, I'm busy with Matt>

[McReis]

OK then. I know what you want. A half-naked picture of me. Fine!!
In fact I do have one of you here.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/457/quiz1156outcome1rc1.jpg

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Oh, that old mantra :D

Damn, you do.

Meh.

I would show the one picture that proves they're most certainly not tits, but then I'd look like a soppy git :p (it's on my MySpace...)

<maybe later, I'm busy with Matt>

AHHH! EMO!

Burn him at the stake!

<your always with matt, when's ME time?>

[IBrake4Rainbows]

In fact I do have one of you here.

That must have been one weird Google search
;)

[McReis]

That must have been one weird Google search
;)
You bet!!
Not at all: just put IWantAnAudiRS6.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I get images of FF3:TD ???

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You bet!!
Not at all: just put IWantAnAudiRS6.
I hope you die :p

No offense or anything :)

http://myspace-190.vo.llnwd.net/01307/09/19/1307789190_l.jpg

There. No one with a body that lithe can ever have breasts :)

[McReis]

I get images of FF3:TD ???
HAHAHAHA!!!! That's true! He's a ricer!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's true! He's a ricer!
I'm not a ricer until I buy one certain chip off eBay for an extra 20bhp :p

(I'm considering doing it, sick of my wee car's lack of zoom :o)

[McReis]

There. No one with a body that lithe can ever have breasts :)
You're missproportioned. That explains the paper. It was that or a bra. :D
BTW: I don't love you, sorry!

[Rockefella]

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's true! He's a ricer!
Lmao, it is true. See link.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=iwantanaudirs6&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

[clutch-monkey]

There. No one with a body that lithe can ever have breasts :)
give me my scalpel kit and some putty from the home hardware store and i'll prove you wrong :D
i should warn you i'm too cheapskate to use anaesthetic..

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

You're missproportioned. That explains the paper. It was that or a bra. :D
BTW: I don't love you, sorry!
Now, what was that about objectivity? My proportions are amazing :p

The paper was there for a message, for a girl, and as much as your car portrays evidence of a... 'feminine' side... it's not for you ;)

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Lmao, it is true. See link.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=iwantanaudirs6&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Hahahahaha, gotta love Google :p

[IBrake4Rainbows]

The paper is bulging. sorry, thats man boobie.

perhaps you should join www.manboobs.co.uk?

there proud of their assets.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j98/tomatosoupppp/mcreis.jpg

Hugo, I didn't know you were post-op now!

[Rockefella]

Now, what was that about objectivity? My proportions are amazing :p

The paper was there for a message, for a girl, and as much as your car portrays evidence of a... 'feminine' side... it's not for you ;)
The girl he is referring to is Adam, or, better known by, Quiggs.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

NEXT ON UCP: THE SOAP OPERA!

How will Quiggs react when he finds out Sam is sleeping with Sam behind Sam's back?

Stay tuned!

[McReis]

The paper was there for a message, for a girl, and as much as your car portrays evidence of a... 'feminine' side... it's not for you ;)
Here's (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6426/dsc04540sc8.jpg) my "feminine side". you know you want try it. :)


The girl he is referring to is Adam, or, better known by, Quiggs.
I know.

[Quiggs]

This thead frightens me. Except for the girl on the train. She looks lonely.

Is that supposed to be Rocke's mom? His sister?

[Spastik_Roach]

This thead frightens me. Except for the girl on the train. She looks lonely.

Is that supposed to be Rocke's mom? His sister?

A little bit of both.

[johnnynumfiv]

A little bit of both.
I didn't realize New Jersey was that dirty.

[Rockefella]

I didn't realize New Jersey was that dirty.
uR juz JeLouz.

[Spastik_Roach]

I didn't realize New Jersey was that dirty.

You don't know much about Jersey then.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Here's (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6426/dsc04540sc8.jpg) my "feminine side". you know you want try it. :)
So you're inviting me into your car, namely the seat? You paedophile :p

[Quiggs]

At least he doesn't drive a big panel van with "Free Candy" on the side of it.

[Rockefella]

At least he doesn't drive a big panel van with "Free Candy" on the side of it.
I do that.

[Spastik_Roach]

I do that.

Except that once they get in there you kill them rather than fondle them.

Some would say thats better? New Jersey probably is pretty over-populated anyway...

[johnnynumfiv]

You don't know much about Jersey then.
I know enough to stay the hell out of the place.:D

[Spastik_Roach]

I know enough to stay the hell out of the place.:D

Its common sense more than anything.

[Rockefella]

Except that once they get in there you kill them rather than fondle them.
Rocke Snickers*

*Spastik knows that's not true from experience. He's been in the van many times, with me.







Playing monopoly of course.

[clutch-monkey]

uh rocke are we gonna start a voting thread soon? :D

i mean nominations thread. or something.

i'll meet you out back in the van.

[Rockefella]

uh rocke are we gonna start a voting thread soon? :D

i mean nominations thread. or something.

Don't worry jobber, I'm working on it... I was too busy with quizzes/exams the past few days to do it, but it's Saturday now, and I have time. Oh, and last night was, erm, ugh, crazy. I was lost in the boondocks of New York State at 4 a.m. with less than a gallon of gas in my tank and no cash in my wallet.


i'll meet you out back in the van.
Bring 5 dollars and a whip.

[clutch-monkey]

Don't worry jobber, I'm working on it...
sweet. i have no idea how it's going to work so this should be interesting lol

Bring 5 dollars and a whip.
ironically i actually do have a whip in front of me right now. And two sealed conical flasks of pig semen, but i shan't go into that right now.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Erm... guys... VOTING THREADS?? :)

[Rockefella]

sweet. i have no idea how it's going to work so this should be interesting lol

You're in good hands. It'll all work out well, but it's going to take me a LONG time to set all this shit up.


And two sealed conical flasks of pig semen, but i shan't go into that right now.
Is it edible?

[clutch-monkey]

Erm... guys... VOTING THREADS?? :)
nominations first.. :p now quiet, or i may have just found a use for two flasks of pig semen :D

You're in good hands. It'll all work out well, but it's going to take me a LONG time to set all this shit up.
sweet. although, the last time someone said that, i ended up getting flung out of a pickup at high speed on a farm.

Is it edible?
i dunno. probably. i'll find some little kid and get back to you on that.

[Rockefella]

Erm... guys... VOTING THREADS?? :)
Shut up fool!

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Shut up fool!
MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

<reaches for Ban Button>

Back in your corner, Lactating one.

[clutch-monkey]

<reaches for Ban Button>

Back in your corner, Lactating one.
at least let me use the pig semen on him first.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

<reaches for Ban Button>

Back in your corner, Lactating one.
*sprays milk at light-speed towards Australia*

[Spastik_Roach]

Milk is an inferior substitute for pig semen Sam. You should know that by now. Who's idea was it to make a half pig half man with ****ing milk?!

[Blue Supra]

i nominate spaz for biggest unit.

[Zytek_Fan]

I nominate Rocke for biggest Rutgers fanboy

[clutch-monkey]

i nominate bluey and whiteballz for 'biggest nissan fanboys who's cars don't run' award.
:D

[whiteballz]

i nominate myself for the "get myself into stupid amounts of debt at an early age" award.

sam get on msn.

[SlickHolden]

I Nominate thatdbeme for the wanna be Aussie award:p

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I nomiate the BoJ for the "Greatest Contribution to my post count" award.

[McReis]

:rolleyes: Why don't you guys stop the spamming and start making a list of awards?

[fpv_gtho]

I nomiate the BoJ for the "Greatest Contribution to my post count" award.

How can anything lay claim to that without my involvement

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Most useless mod - (suggestions welcomed :p)

[henk4]

Most useless mod - (suggestions welcomed :p)

never knew you were one:)

[Rockefella]

Most useless mod - (suggestions welcomed :p)
Lets see the suggestions!

[henk4]

Lets see the suggestions!

eager beaver....

[whiteballz]

member that best yells "lookatmynipples" to sexy japanese chick while topless on a beach with an afro award.

i nominate myself.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

:rolleyes: Why don't you guys stop the spamming and start making a list of awards?

Well if you Insist.....

The 2006 Annual UCP Membership Awards
Best Performance in a Flame War
the "thats going to need ointment" award for Most stinging Comeback
Best Post. Ever.
The Canned Ham Award for greatest advertising
Most valuble Contributor
The Chris Bangle Award for Worst Chop
The Henrik Fisher Award for Best Chop
The GWB "dumbest. thread. ever" award
the Mortein Award for biggest forum pest
Best In-Joke
The Cartier-Bresson Award for Best Photographer
Lifetime Achievement award


Well i'm out of ideas, work from there.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

never knew you were one:)
Ow, that hurts :D

Do it to me again!! Please!! :p

[henk4]

Ow, that hurts :D

Do it to me again!! Please!! :p

no, I am sadist...

[Rockefella]

All Nomination threads are in the Miscellaneous Sub-Forum. I am in the process of making the threads and will have a general Awards thread with a listing for all the categories.

[Rockefella]

Categories Thread with links to all the awards:

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=624097#post624097

[Lagonda]

Just as I predicted the nominees are always the same few :)

[whiteballz]

the nails that stick out get hammered :)

the more out there members are nominated, so yes, your right :)

[Rockefella]

There's still time to make an ass of yourself in order to gain nominations! :)

[clutch-monkey]

only the aussies have really nominated so far... it's hard to remember everything..besides, the idea is we wait for what everyone else comes up with before voting ;)