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Rockefella
11-13-2006, 03:59 AM
Put down your nominations for UCP's most comical member. The top 15 nominations will be chosen.

whiteballz
11-13-2006, 04:04 AM
This is a hard one..

Clutch-monkey for humour on and offline of UCP.com.

IBrake4Rainbows
11-13-2006, 04:06 AM
You Are Too Kind FTW.

clutch-monkey
11-13-2006, 04:29 AM
spastic_roach
hard to choose :confused: many shining moments by a lot of members...

Rockefella
11-13-2006, 04:30 AM
I'll nominate my friend Quiggs.

Blitz_
11-13-2006, 04:35 AM
Bah! too tough but for nomination purposes ill shoot for Quiggs

Wouter Melissen
11-13-2006, 04:39 AM
I'll nominate my friend Quiggs.
You are too kind.

Cyco
11-13-2006, 05:31 AM
clutch-monkey for random funniness
Quiggs and rockefella's as a duo

adrenaline
11-13-2006, 07:12 AM
Quiggs, Rockefella.

jorismo
11-13-2006, 07:15 AM
Quiggs and Rockefella...

Clivey
11-13-2006, 07:35 AM
Quiggs, Rocke and LandQuail...because he just makes me laugh.:)

fpv_gtho
11-13-2006, 08:09 AM
Quiggs + Rockefella

johnnynumfiv
11-13-2006, 08:20 AM
Quiggs>rocke.

P3RG4R3C
11-13-2006, 09:00 AM
LandQuail. :)

Quiggs
11-13-2006, 09:02 AM
<3 you all, seriously.

Egg Nog cracks me up on a regular basis.

Viper007
11-13-2006, 09:55 AM
Quiggs and Rockefella...

By far the funniest lines back and forth

McReis
11-13-2006, 10:13 AM
Henk4 by his understated sarcasm.

SlickHolden
11-13-2006, 10:36 AM
Slicks:D

Gt1Street
11-13-2006, 11:13 AM
Quiggs + Rockefella
= love ?

IWantAnAudiRS6
11-13-2006, 12:14 PM
This is a hard one to determine, as some humour here is very varied- Wouter/Dutch co. is kind of subtle... you need to be a sharp cookie to get it...

Then there's the blatant slapstick from the dynamic duo, our own personal Laurel and Hardy- Quiggs & Rockefella.

There's an in-between, too. But that's just not as memorable, because of the sheer volume of Q+R's antics.

Rockefella
11-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Me and Quiggs are currently dating.

johnnynumfiv
11-13-2006, 02:07 PM
Me and Quiggs are currently dating.
I was able to look into the future and see that you will have some "problems" later on in life in that relationship.
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3206/quiggsandrockeyc7.jpg

Rockefella
11-13-2006, 02:08 PM
Whoa, problems? More like heaven!

johnnynumfiv
11-13-2006, 02:11 PM
Yea, that fro you have is something to brag about.

baddabang
11-13-2006, 04:28 PM
So in the future Rock turns black shemale?

I guess he could easily get a job in Atlantic City. :p

Zytek_Fan
11-13-2006, 04:30 PM
Quiggs > clutch (sorry clutch)

2ndclasscitizen
11-13-2006, 04:52 PM
Lanquail FTW

Esperante
11-13-2006, 04:53 PM
mhilt1

crisis
11-13-2006, 05:00 PM
Egg Nogg, Henk.

Blue Supra
11-13-2006, 06:03 PM
clutch monkey hands down for regular yet random hilarity.

The_Canuck
11-13-2006, 07:23 PM
Quiggs and Rockefella joint win :D

Niko_Fx
11-13-2006, 08:19 PM
Karrmann is by far the funniest member ever...

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6716

Egg Nog
11-13-2006, 08:24 PM
Landquail and Henk

Landquail because he's funny in a really unique way.

Henk because his humour is totally old (school) ;)


I'm not going to vote for members just because they post hundreds of internet photos that everyone's seen before. They may be funny, but the members shouldn't be accredited with the humour. It's not hard to think of something funny without posting "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate" or something of the like.

Quiggs
11-13-2006, 11:33 PM
If Rock or I win this, we have to share it. Since without the other, we'd both be nothing. <3

clutch-monkey
11-14-2006, 12:39 AM
If Rock or I win this, we have to share it. Since without the other, we'd both be nothing. <3
i assumed you guys would be entered as "Rocke/Quiggs" :D

Spastik_Roach
11-14-2006, 12:40 AM
or Quiggsfella?

shockwaveracing
11-14-2006, 12:51 AM
of the rare moments i do spend perusing the threads not in the Hide-Out, i find some of the comments in the Aussie forum to be the funniest (no bias), although the whole BoJ thing didn't so much as go over my head, as to slip between my toes...

so in a long winded conclusion, any of the aussies... ;)

VtecMini
11-14-2006, 11:12 AM
Where the hell is CoventrySucks? Definately gets my vote.

h00t_h00t
11-14-2006, 05:36 PM
LandQuail, although I question his sanity sometimes.

Niko_Fx
11-14-2006, 05:40 PM
Since without the other, we'd both be nothing. <3
Cutest member award...

gtface
11-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Definitely LandQuail

DesmoRob
11-18-2006, 03:11 PM
Definitely LandQuail

I second that.

man 430gt
11-18-2006, 04:55 PM
I'm sorry but i'm voting for Rocke, with Quiggs and without (sorry Quiggs :o)

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 06:16 PM
Quiggs and Rocke. :):D

The_Canuck
11-18-2006, 06:22 PM
Karrmann is by far the funniest member ever...

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6716
Theres a striking simmalarity between Karrmann and Gtek-I's posts isn't there :D

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 06:32 PM
Karrmann is by far the funniest member ever...If he's so funny, why did he get banned?

kingofthering
11-18-2006, 06:35 PM
sigh.... sarcasm :rolleyes:

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 06:43 PM
He's been banned for a year. As if I know how he got banned :rolleyes:

johnnynumfiv
11-18-2006, 06:57 PM
He got banned because you were born.

kingofthering
11-18-2006, 06:59 PM
oh... SNAP! :D

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 07:07 PM
He got banned because you were born.
Shut up...

johnnynumfiv
11-18-2006, 07:29 PM
Go to hell.

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 08:16 PM
Really? You belong there, Johnny. :D:p

kingofthering
11-18-2006, 08:17 PM
Really? You belong there, Johnny. :D:p
OHHHHH SNAP!!!!
no really, it's not smart to jump on members with more senority. :D :D jk man

johnnynumfiv
11-18-2006, 08:30 PM
Really? You belong there, Johnny. :D:p
DIAF NOOB

STREETFIRE
11-18-2006, 08:34 PM
Why don't you? :p :D

kingofthering
11-18-2006, 08:44 PM
where are you located? US? Europe? Asia?

SlickHolden
11-18-2006, 09:14 PM
If he's so funny, why did he get banned?
Because he asked dumb questions and lied about who he was:D.
And he picked at senior members too:).

john14
11-19-2006, 01:32 AM
IMO, the funniest UCP members are Wouter, Rockefella and clutch-monkey.

STREETFIRE
11-19-2006, 02:26 AM
Because he asked dumb questions and lied about who he was:D.
And he picked at senior members too:).
You mean me?One, it's not a dumb question. Have a look at the time I registered at the forum :rolleyes:. Two, this guy seems to be the worst of the SMs. Three, I am not Karrmann, Gtek-i or UK_CARS. I hate Toyota Priuses.
And to Johnny::p:p:p:p:p:p:p

derekthetree
11-19-2006, 03:34 AM
Two, this guy seems to be the worst of the SMs. Three, I am not Karrmann, Gtek-i or UK_CARS.

I don't think anyone was worried about that.


Two, this guy seems to be the worst of the SMs.

Damn, I was gunning for that spot...

SlickHolden
11-19-2006, 05:55 AM
You mean me?One, it's not a dumb question. Have a look at the time I registered at the forum :rolleyes:. Two, this guy seems to be the worst of the SMs. Three, I am not Karrmann, Gtek-i or UK_CARS. I hate Toyota Priuses.
And to Johnny::p:p:p:p:p:p:p
he did lie:p.
It's still a dumb question Karrmann was funny because he was so serious. He cold trip over his own shadow and think it's a normal everyday thing. What he did and said was laughable and yet he wasn't joking at all.
UK_Cars was a rebel i know your not him your too shy.

Karrmann told people too shut up when they rattled him:D.

Vaigra
11-19-2006, 06:29 AM
Damn, I was gunning for that spot...I'll fight you for it.

johnnynumfiv
11-19-2006, 09:39 AM
I'll fight you for it.
You'll loose.
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail021.jpg

Vaigra
11-19-2006, 10:15 AM
You'll tight.

http://www.4starhealth.com/images/Tight.jpg

Rockefella
11-19-2006, 10:16 AM
BoNzAI!!

derekthetree
11-19-2006, 11:03 AM
You'll loose.


too true

here i come...

jediali
11-19-2006, 01:36 PM
Exige is quite satirical

#1 Mustang Fan
12-10-2006, 11:43 PM
I'll nominate my friend Quiggs.
booh! nah jj
lol yep spastik roach rawks...kinda not really but ye...

Spastik_Roach
12-11-2006, 12:27 AM
oh piss off phillip....your posts are not in the least bit amusing

IWantAnAudiRS6
12-11-2006, 12:49 AM
Two, this guy seems to be the worst of the SMs.
Hey, I didn't realise we were in a 'favourites' competition for you to judge us, thanks. How 'bout you get off the Internet? I'm so glad you can't see the Premium Forums... and this time the joke's on you :)

DesmoRob
12-11-2006, 12:53 AM
I'm so glad you can't see the Premium Forums... and this time the joke's on you :)

Is that where you bash those of us that can't afford to be supporting members?:D.

IWantAnAudiRS6
12-11-2006, 05:09 PM
Is that where you bash those of us that can't afford to be supporting members?:D.
... No :D

Quiggs
12-12-2006, 09:06 AM
... No :D
Let's make fun of their small, stupid avatars.

Vaigra
12-12-2006, 09:15 AM
Funniest thread: http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29535

;)

LandQuail
12-18-2006, 08:40 PM
Uh, oh. I can't get to that thread. I've probably been banned. I really went after this "What" kid in the Facelifted Cayenne Turbo thread, and I may have gone too far.

I'm honored by your nominations. I try. Thanks.

I'd nominate Henk. He's a smart cat and has a really restrained sense of humor. Restraining my humor a trick I've never learned, but probably need to.
Cheers.

derekthetree
12-19-2006, 01:58 PM
Uh, oh. I can't get to that thread. I've probably been banned. I really went after this "What" kid in the Facelifted Cayenne Turbo thread, and I may have gone too far.



don't worry its a SM-only thread

or is it....

Esperante
12-19-2006, 02:29 PM
don't worry its a SM-only thread

or is it....
Yr mom is.

derekthetree
12-19-2006, 02:41 PM
Yr mom is.

i'm sorry?

Esperante
12-19-2006, 02:45 PM
i'm sorry?
Yr mom is SM only.

Or is it?

derekthetree
12-19-2006, 02:46 PM
Yr mom is SM only.

Or is it?

oh. thanks for letting me know.

Esperante
12-19-2006, 02:49 PM
Yr welcome.

derekthetree
12-19-2006, 02:54 PM
Yr mom is.

a fine example of American humour there everyone.

yr welcome in advance.

Mr.Tiv
12-19-2006, 03:26 PM
a fine example of American humour there everyone.

yr welcome in advance.
I prefer you don't generalize us. Certainly not on the basis of a single individual. Thank you.

The_Canuck
12-19-2006, 03:29 PM
I prefer you don't generalize us. Certainly not on the basis of a single individual. Thank you.
British humour = not using smilies.

Hope that helps ;)

Mr.Tiv
12-19-2006, 03:35 PM
British humour = not using smilies.

Hope that helps ;)
One must assume seriousness, unless otherwise noted. I wish I could hear people's inflection, I am tired of having to guess.

derekthetree
12-19-2006, 03:40 PM
I was being serious.

Merely stating that it was an example of American humour, not the be all and end all.

Esperante
12-19-2006, 04:40 PM
a fine example of American humour there everyone.

yr welcome in advance.
yr mom is a fine example of American humour these days.


I actually have no idea where I'm going with this.