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jorismo
12-05-2006, 04:12 AM
Yep, it's there, it's useless and it's even worse than a standard Hummer: the one and only Geiger Cars Christmas Hummer. It has speakers that produce a total of 3.800 Watts, a 42" screen in the trunk, a fake fireplace, 320hp and a trailer with a snow scooter. And to make sure that the tough Hummer driver doesn't get scared in the dark, there are 250 LED's in it.

I kinda was missing some 30" useless and ugly rims but thankfully they chose for 'only' 22".

jorismo
12-05-2006, 04:14 AM
Geiger Cars Christmas Hummer #2

blingbling
12-05-2006, 09:26 AM
The amoutn of money used to make this car could have easily been directed to cleaning contaminated water in Asia or Africa, potentially saving thousands of lives.

baddabang
12-05-2006, 09:41 AM
lol snow scooter.

Anybody know how many HP Santa adds? I guess 2,500

Quiggs
12-05-2006, 10:27 AM
The amoutn of money used to make this car could have easily been directed to cleaning contaminated water in Asia or Africa, potentially saving thousands of lives.
And the amount of money Ferrari spent designing the Enzo, or the amount of money VAG spent on the Veyron could have been spent feeding the poor of the world, saving tens of thousands. What's your point?

jediali
12-05-2006, 10:45 AM
And the amount of money Ferrari spent designing the Enzo, or the amount of money VAG spent on the Veyron could have been spent feeding the poor of the world, saving tens of thousands. What's your point?

that this hummer is a waste?

Ferrer
12-05-2006, 10:59 AM
I don't think there's any need to comment on this car... :rolleyes:

Quiggs
12-05-2006, 10:59 AM
that this hummer is a waste?
So are sports cars.

kingofthering
12-05-2006, 01:07 PM
Wow... this is the ultimate form of penis compensation.

JAWs72racing
12-05-2006, 02:06 PM
Lmao.. now come on guys, you know this christmas regular parents will be buying xbox260's and PGR3 for their teens, so they can pretend to drive a ferarri, where as rich people will be buying their teens real ferraris, or in this case a weird red hummer with a snowmobile. The point is, rich people need rich toys.

NSXType-R
12-05-2006, 02:55 PM
Holy crap that is scary.

zeppelin
12-05-2006, 03:47 PM
Clicking on this thread (big mistake) only confirmed my expectations for the car herein.

taz_rocks_miami
12-05-2006, 04:08 PM
Looks like Santa finally traded Rudolf in for something with climate control. :D

Street_Dreamer
12-05-2006, 04:15 PM
Anybody know how many HP Santa adds? I guess 2,500
could you be any more off the mark!? it's 17million

Timothy (in VA)
12-05-2006, 04:29 PM
Suppose that were a real fireplace.

Oops! Hot embers have gotten onto the carpet.

Jolly flames rise to the sky.

Children gather round to drink hot cocoa and sing Christmas carols.

The Hummer burns to the ground.

Merry Christmas. :) ;)

kingofthering
12-05-2006, 04:37 PM
could you be any more off the mark!? it's 17million
Yeah, but that's still less than a fully modified 1.8.

Rockefella
12-05-2006, 04:40 PM
I would take it for ski trips.

Quiggs
12-05-2006, 04:42 PM
Yeah, but that's still less than a fully modified 1.8.
Hell that's less than a stock 20vT.

Bob
12-05-2006, 08:33 PM
You guys only think this is a waste because you've never tried to **** in the cramped front seat of a camaro. My whole body aches :(. where can I order one of the babies?

kingofthering
12-05-2006, 08:37 PM
Hell that's less than a stock 20vT.
YOU LIE!:eek:

The_Canuck
12-05-2006, 08:46 PM
I love how everybody rips on it because it's a Hummer, yeah hummers suck, but this one has a fireplace! (and lots of room in the back...)

blingbling
12-05-2006, 09:28 PM
And the amount of money Ferrari spent designing the Enzo, or the amount of money VAG spent on the Veyron could have been spent feeding the poor of the world, saving tens of thousands. What's your point?My point is what was said.

The_Canuck
12-05-2006, 09:31 PM
My point is what was said.
Why are you on this site then, the money you spend on internet could save starving children and fix the ozone layer!

jorismo
12-06-2006, 01:12 AM
I love how everybody rips on it because it's a Hummer, yeah hummers suck, but this one has a fireplace! (and lots of room in the back...)

If you read it correctly, you would have noticed it's a fake fireplace...

Rockefella
12-06-2006, 01:16 AM
If you read it correctly, you would have noticed it's a fake fireplace...
I think it's still cool as hell. :D

Gtek-i
12-06-2006, 08:39 AM
That's just scary...

Piacki_117
12-06-2006, 10:20 AM
The amoutn of money used to make this car could have easily been directed to cleaning contaminated water in Asia or Africa, potentially saving thousands of lives.

Exactly what I was thinking, athought we could say the same thing about almost any sportscar. 100% bad taste anyway.

blingbling
12-06-2006, 02:41 PM
Why are you on this site then, the money you spend on internet could save starving children and fix the ozone layer!I USE THA LIBRARY FOO! :p