Valentines Day

[shr0olvl]

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[my porsche]

Haha you haven't posted in almost a year...

Chocolate + flowers? :confused:

[shr0olvl]

lol she doesn't like chocolate. I was thinking something more like a bracelet. It's her big 21! Maybe some Hello Kitty shot glasses...:p

[Quiggs]

I'm getting Pat's sister edible panties.

[shr0olvl]

I'm getting Pat's sister edible panties.

I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole.

[Quiggs]

You've never seen Pat's sister, I take it.

[shr0olvl]

You've never seen Pat's sister, I take it.

She's a ****n door knob, everyone gets a turn.

[Rockefella]

I have the same answer for all holiday/birthday/personal gifts.

Booze.

[fisetdavid26]

I have the same answer for all holiday/birthday/personal gifts.

Booze.
"Here baby, take this fifth of Johnnie Blue Label. And forget I'm your boyfriend." Sorry Rocke I had to, it wasn't nice. I'm sorry. <3

[Niko_Fx]

I F'ing hate Valentines and all these stupid excuses to go and spend money. I told my wife that Valentines was a lame day like xmas and birthdays and that I didn't understand why I had to go crazy with gifts and stuff.... Well, she flipped out and whipped my a$$ and now I gotta buy her something.

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.

[baddabang]

Pajamas (http://www.pajamagram.com/?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=TRADEMARK&ne_ppc_id=547&ne_key_id=712731)

Because I pwn.

[fisetdavid26]

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.
Win.

5CM.

[baddabang]

I F'ing hate Valentines and all these stupid excuses to go and spend money. I told my wife that Valentines was a lame day like xmas and birthdays and that I didn't understand why I had to go crazy with gifts and stuff.... Well, she flipped out and whipped my a$$ and now I gotta buy her something.

I don't feel like spending much, so I'll just buy some balloons, candles, decorations, etc... sexy lingerie.... and that way I'll be giving myself a gift as well.


Pussywhipped^

J/K <3.

[Rockefella]

"Here baby, take this fifth of Johnnie Blue Label. And forget I'm your boyfriend." Sorry Rocke I had to, it wasn't nice. I'm sorry. <3

Blue Label? Nah.

More like, "Hey babe, here's a handle of [insert REALLY cheap vodka here] and a bottle of cranberry juice. Go mix yourself some drinks. I'm gonna go watch the game."

[baddabang]

She's a ****n door knob, everyone gets a turn.

I love how when one Texan gets epically pwnd, it turns into a revolution.

[zeppelin]

...balloons...

hah balloons. just what the love doctor ordered.

I'm conveniently single, but usually my company is gift enough for those lonely sexy singles looking for some companionship on this most romantic of days. call me up, ladies ;)

[Rockefella]

I love how when one Texan gets epically pwnd, it turns into a revolution.

They're like the Aussies. It's practically a gang.

[Quiggs]

Anyone else see this thread turning epic?

[shr0olvl]

I blame the Yankees...

[Niko_Fx]

I'm conveniently single, but usually my company is gift enough for those lonely sexy singles looking for some companionship on this most romantic of days. call me up, ladies ;)

You're addressing the wrong forum buddy, there's barely a girl in here ;)

[Kooper]

I agree with Niko on this one.

But if I absolutely had to buy something it'd be a PlayStation3. If she asks, say something like "I thought we could play it together" and "but I did it for us baby..."

Maybe let her win once or twice to sweeten the deal.

[fisetdavid26]

They're like the Aussies. It's practically a gang.
The Aussies are scary. *make two steps back*


Anyone else see this thread turning epic?
Yeah man. If you get your drinking on soon it's gonna be indeed epic.

[2ndclasscitizen]

The Aussies are scary. *make two steps back*

It's not us you've gotta watch out for, it's the drop bears.

[my porsche]

They're like the Aussies. It's practically a gang.

There's only like 3 of us, and we pale in comparison to the Aussies...plus that was a pretty weak pwning. I knew what I was getting into when I decided to lift a 2wd.

[Rockefella]

The Aussies are scary.

They're a punk group of wolves.

BTW.. this is the fastest growing thread, EVAR.

[Quiggs]

Drunk status threads > this retarded shit.

[my porsche]

They're a punk group of wolves.

BTW.. this is the fastest growing thread, EVAR.

Yeah, on UCP.

[Rockefella]

Yeah, on UCP.

No, I meant 4chan.

[my porsche]

I don't know what that means, but 28 posts in a little under an hour is pretty common for the truck forum I'm on.

[Rockefella]

I don't know what that means, but 28 posts in a little under an hour is pretty common for the truck forum I'm on.

www.lifted2wdfailtrucks.com/forum

???

[my porsche]

Oh good one.

[Quiggs]

It's obvious that there was a mistake at the factory on Colin's truck. No one in their right mind would buy a 2wd truck. They simply forgot to install it. Either that, or it was removed during an oil change and the tech forgot to put it back in.

[baddabang]

It's obvious that there was a mistake at the factory on Colin's truck. No one in their right mind would buy a 2wd truck. They simply forgot to install it. Either that, or it was removed during an oil change and the tech forgot to put it back in.

I hate when the tech forgets to put my rear driveshaft back in.

[my porsche]

I think I lost my front drive shaft... :(

[Quiggs]

Last time I let one of the guys I work with do stuff on my car, they forgot to put my reverse transmission back in. Worst part was, all he did was change a taillight bulb for me.

[my porsche]

Last time I let one of the guys I work with do stuff on my car, they forgot to put my reverse transmission back in. Worst part was, all he did was change a taillight bulb for me.

It must have happened when I was getting my blinker fluid changed.

Wait, I got my headlight battery replaced a few weeks ago...

[baddabang]

It must have happened when I was getting my blinker fluid changed.

Wait, I got my headlight battery replaced a few weeks ago...

Did the tech use a left handed screw driver?

[Quiggs]

One time I accidentally used a left handed screwdriver in my right hand. Damn near broke my wrist. Never again...

[chris98891]

hahahah hilarious as it is, back on topic before i forget what im getting her: lingere, 2 dozen roses delivered to her during class, and probably a dinner or something

[cmcpokey]

"Here baby, take this fifth of Johnnie Blue Label. And forget I'm your boyfriend." Sorry Rocke I had to, it wasn't nice. I'm sorry. <3

my pre-wedding gift from my wife was a bottle of Blue. she's the perfect girl.

although, while reading this thread along with me, we both decided that we aren't going to buy gifts, just go out to a nice dinner.

[my porsche]

2 dozen roses delivered to her during class

NICE!

[Niko_Fx]

although, while reading this thread along with me, we both decided that we aren't going to buy gifts, just go out to a nice dinner.

Good job, how did you manage to get there.

[baddabang]

Good job, how did you manage to get there.

Strong backhand?

[Quiggs]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

[cmcpokey]

if you let her handle the finances, then she can realize if youre broke or not.

so she decides how much we spend on gifts, v-day, birthdays, xmas, an the like... she typically gives me a limit i can spend.

if we're broke, we cant spend money. (broke is in relative terms, we still do pretty well for ourselves)

[Bob]

Blue Label? Nah.

More like, "Hey babe, here's a handle of [insert REALLY cheap vodka here] and a bottle of cranberry juice. Go mix yourself some drinks. I'm gonna go watch the game."

So true it hurts. Bankers or Vlad can be had in Trenton for less than $10... cheaper than water. :D

[ScionDriver]

Not sure what I am getting my GF something relatively simple because its only our first V-day but yeah.

About the whole sexy lingerie thing, my ex worked at a store that sold that stuff exclusively. She had a big discount, those were good times, let me tell you! ;)

[-What-]

Last year I gave my chick a giftcard for favors that I'd do for her at anytime...she used those cards for a year and usually during times when I really didn't feel like doing them AND I swear she used some of them more than once...

"Oh, don't rip them once I use them. There so sweet, I want to save them."

I know what you're doing...


This year, I don't know. I was thinking about a romantic day at a luxury hotel. If I can get reservations. Or maybe I can get a cabin.

[lith8872]

Last year I gave my chick a giftcard for favors that I'd do for her at anytime...she used those cards for a year and usually during times when I really didn't feel like doing them AND I swear she used some of them more than once...

"Oh, don't rip them once I use them. There so sweet, I want to save them."

I know what you're doing...


This year, I don't know. I was thinking about a romantic day at a luxury hotel. If I can get reservations. Or maybe I can get a cabin.

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4821/poster87452691vd7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Turbo.Jenkens]

I find myself single this year, but in years past I've found lingerie to be a win-win. If you're going to do flowers send them to her work 3 days early (chicks love surprises.) If you can cook well stay out of the restaurants on V day. Nothing ruins a night more than a long wait on a cold Feb night.

Oh, and sense I'm giving lady advice, never ever hide a midol in a piece of chocolate. Did this once thinking it would be cute and she transformed into a red-eyed half-panther-woman-beast and kicked my ass, then left my ass.

[Niko_Fx]

Strong backhand?


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Good stuff guys, I'm gonna go give it a try.



























Fail... I got whipped.

[baddabang]

Good stuff guys, I'm gonna go give it a try.



























Fail... I got whipped.

Hahahaha <3.

[kingofthering]

F**k this all.


I'm going to go home and listen to my emo music and bask in my loneliness and bitch to my 100 other emo friends about it. While cutting ourselves in tight jeans.

:D

[my porsche]

"Oh, don't rip them once I use them. There so sweet, I want to save them."

I know what you're doing...


Haha thats great.

[cmcpokey]

Fail... I got whipped.

you've been whipped

[nopassn]

I'm getting my wife absolutely nothing for Valentine's Day...





As it so happens, our anniversary is the day after. So We celebrate that. This year happens to be our 5th wedding anniversary. So, I got her a bad-ass Coach bag - AND, because I'm uber-pimp, I got a suite at a fancy hotel down on the plaza over the weekend, and set up a babysitter (all on the down-low, she won't know anything about it until the sitter shows up on Friday night)

[chris98891]

NICE!

haha thanks, im a romantic....(whipped). but last year i called up some of the people she babysits for, asked them to force her to come babysit with an offer she couldnt refuse, but she felt all bad for ditching me and stuff, but she showed up at a house which she thought was their lake house (it was my lake house) and i had a romantic dinner all cooked.


WA-PIISSHH!!!

[drakkie]

I'll be taking her to belgium for a few romantic days.

[my porsche]

I'll be taking her to belgium for a few romantic days.

Get her some kittens.

[kingofthering]

Get her some kittens.

Don't forget the Alto.

[Cotterik]

tradition with my girlfriend would suggest that I fill the room with candles till either its very hot or it looks like a church. I make a meal and act very sweet all night until my half of the bargain is re-paid (giggidy-giggidy ;))

We're on the rocks a little bit right now though. I met a girl at work and I'm currently stuck as to what direction I'm supposed to go in terms of who i want to be with. complications.. so I cant tell what this valentines will be like.

[johnnynumfiv]

w00t for being single.

[Quiggs]

Yeah. I only have to get myself drunk on the 14th.

[whiteballz]

my girlfriend and I don't really see valentines as a gift/romantic thing, were very much into spending it with our friends and going to see a movie as a group. were all just a big bunch of inter relationship buddies, so we just enjoy the night out for what it is, a perfect excuse to hang with our friends..

besides that our anniversary is one week prior (three days ZOMG), so high five for two years

[Turbo.Jenkens]

get myself drunk on the 14th.

I 2nd that notion