View Full Version : Army confirm Chuck Norris as WMD
Spastik_Roach
03-14-2008, 02:18 AM
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops | U.S. | Reuters (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0854496320080310)
hmm
Wouter Melissen
03-14-2008, 02:31 AM
If only there were more men like him...
aiasib
03-14-2008, 03:13 AM
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Gt1Street
03-14-2008, 03:29 AM
Chuck Norris can count to infinity
Wouter Melissen
03-14-2008, 03:30 AM
YTMND - 3 Inches of Bloodsport (http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/)
SlickHolden
03-14-2008, 04:31 AM
Did anyone here about the Cancer that contracted Chuck Norris? That Cancer didn't stand a chance poor thing didn't see him coming:(..
aiasib
03-14-2008, 08:57 AM
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
He's close to as good as a chuck gets
Chuck is the epitome of chuck
Matra et Alpine
03-14-2008, 10:24 AM
Chuck Norris is a Supporting Member of UltimateCarPage.com
:) :) :) :)
aiasib
03-14-2008, 10:38 AM
hahaha, you may as well lock up this thread now.
Gt1Street
03-14-2008, 10:38 AM
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
bmwpower
03-14-2008, 11:19 AM
My personal favorite...
In any given room there are 1386 objects Chuck Norris can use to kill someone, including the room itself.
The_Canuck
03-14-2008, 01:04 PM
Chuck Norris is a Supporting Member of UltimateCarPage.com
:) :) :) :)
Or is UCP a supporting member of Chuck Norris?
Kitdy
03-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Or is UCP a supporting member of Chuck Norris?
Truth.
Also, your 7,000th.
Ballin'.
Fleet 500
03-14-2008, 02:43 PM
My personal favorite...
In any given room there are 1386 objects Chuck Norris can use to kill someone, including the room itself.
That's a good one!
I like these, too:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
I hope he stops by this show someday so I can see him in person:
Ray and Sharon Courts Present (http://www.hollywoodcollectorshow.com)
MadMax13
03-14-2008, 02:45 PM
You know why Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, because HE decides what time it is...
Quiggs
03-14-2008, 03:31 PM
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be moments from death.
baddabang
03-14-2008, 03:58 PM
Chuck Norris is an honorary member of ECC.
Quiggs
03-14-2008, 04:06 PM
Chuck Norris is an honorary member of ECC.
He is the president of the ECC.
Zytek_Fan
03-14-2008, 04:43 PM
He is the president of the ECC.
Why would you let him rule over you? :p
aNOBLEman
03-14-2008, 10:08 PM
Under Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin, just another fist.
F1_Master
03-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Chuck Norris can count to infinity
Twice.