Manscaping.

[Quiggs]

Manscaping. How do you roll?

Keep it serial guys.

[70cuda88]

i like to keep the man in it, but keep it stylish :)

[fisetdavid26]

You made that poll public?

Seriously?

[Quiggs]

I actually made it pubic.

[fisetdavid26]

I actually made it pubic.
How clever...

[chris98891]

if she does, shouldnt i return the favor? she knows i cant stand hair down there, so i figure she wouldnt enjoy much hair either. i trim it.

[Quiggs]

if she does, shouldnt i return the favor? she knows i cant stand hair down there, so i figure she wouldnt enjoy much hair either. i trim it.

This is where I'm at, basically. And it inspired the creation of the poll.

[fisetdavid26]

Basically, Adam is feeling insecure because he doesn't know what would please his girlfriend, so he's asking random dudes on the internet what they do to feel better about himself.

Yeah.

[chris98891]

Basically, Adam is feeling insecure because he doesn't know what would please his girlfriend, so he's asking random dudes on the internet what they do to feel better about himself.

Yeah.

hahahhahaha, i took the bait:p

[Quiggs]

That and I'm exhausted, and this seemed like a good, fun idea. Vote, David.

[fisetdavid26]

That and I'm exhausted, and this seemed like a good, fun idea. Vote, David.
I like to keep private stuff... well, you know, private.

[Spastik_Roach]

Hedge-trimmer.

[kingofthering]

Oh shi... I actually thought we were talking about gardening. :o

[Turbo.Jenkens]

On the left side of my screen I have links to articles about legends like the DB3 Spider and 300sl, in the center coverage of the most prestigious event in all of motorsports, and on the right: this thread. Please grow up. Seriously, this thread made me loose 5 iq points.

[whiteballz]

Have a sence of humour guys. damn.

Keeping it under check

[pimento]

I do absolutely nothing. Though if she asked nicely I'd probably comply. Someone once saw my back accross a room and thought I had a tattoo on it...

[#1 Mustang Fan]

Try Shaving a bit off the side and replace it with a tattoo of someone pushing a lawnmower.

Ultimate.

[drakkie]

These kind of conversations with mates only start when the amount of alcolol are insanely high.. Guess that's for a reason :rolleyes:

[Spastik_Roach]

You surely then must be an expert...

[baddabang]

I actually made it pubic.

HA youre so witty!

I bang skanks, so when I get a new haircut they trim it for me then or I get awful tan lines when I go fakebake.

[Rockefella]

Lawnmower.

[Blue Supra]

Trimmed down. Hopefully none of you have had the extreme discomfort of zipping ur ... patch into your fly whilst freestyling it... yeh, not cool.

Quiggs. Epic thread strikes again.

[MadMax13]

Dont "manscape", its just a clever way of feeding an appetite for young girls or boys...

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I'd do my back & shoulders when it gets hairy.

Basically, if i can't wear a pair of shorts without being decent, it disappears.

[Cyco]

Shaving won't help you there as much as adding some muscle would :p

[MadMax13]

I think youve hit the nail on the head Cyco. I think if youre in shape, or at least DECENT, you dont have to worry about cutting down the rainforest or going as a Man-O-Lantern, i think people think that if they shave itll make their fat asses look more appealing...

[Quiggs]

Back hair = missed the point.

[werty]

this is by far the strangest poll on ucp ever. freakin hilarious:p

[Quiggs]

You didn't vote. Sissy.

[MadMax13]

Oooh, he called you out, are you gonna take that shit?!?!?!...

[ruim20]

I take care of it, it's a nice thing to do if your girlfriend does it to, and it's more clean/healthy.

[john14]

I trim it. Welcome to the jungle, baby went out of fashion with parachute pants. :D

[MadMax13]

Well i was just reading a forum on the subject and the vast majority of the women on there said they dont like it, however the vast majority of men did...

[fisetdavid26]

Well i was just reading a forum on the subject and the vast majority of the women on there said they dont like it, however the vast majority of men did...
As long as my f***ing woman approve I don't f***ing give a sh*t about what the other stupid f***ing women think.

Here, let's talk the same way as you do. F***. Retarded isn't it? C'est bien ce que je pensais.

[MadMax13]

A. You need to take your Midol and shut the **** up...

B. You need to take your Prozac and shut the **** up...

[fisetdavid26]

A. You need to take your Midol and shut the **** up...

B. You need to take your Prozac and shut the **** up...
I think you don't get it, you're the one that needs to 'shut the **** up'.

Let me do it for you. Goodbye.

[StreetCircuit]

FAIL...

[Jack_Bauer]

FAIL...

Hey Max, nice of you to join us again. :rolleyes:

A little tip for any budding cyber-warrior "rebel-without-a-clues" out there, don't register for a site you've just been banned from with an email address that includes the username that has just been banned. Rookie mistake.

[Gt1Street]

FAIL...

sums what this community thinks about you quite well

coming back for the third time for another ban will only further establish your lack of common sense and imaturity

thanks, and have a nice day.

[my porsche]

I like to shave different designs in it depending on the season. Right now it's a nautical star and a sun.

[The_Canuck]

That...is super gay.

:p

[Quiggs]

I like to shave different designs in it depending on the season. Right now it's a nautical star and a sun.

Pics or that shit didn't happen.

;)

[my porsche]

Pics or that shit didn't happen.

;)

Don't make me do it...

[fisetdavid26]

Picsorban.

You have until Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 7:54 PM EST to comply.

[Gt1Street]

Picsorban.

You have until Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 7:54 PM EST to comply.

and remember kids, don't eat 3 hours prior to that time unless you like your keyboard smelling of digested pizza

[kingofthering]

Picsorban.

You have until Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 7:54 PM EST to comply.

You sir, have just unleashed a new terror onto the world.