Quotes and sayings

[jones.dk]

If you know any good quotes or sayings, please post them here

I have a few here:

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy :D

[NoOne]

Here's one of my favourites :) ....

[b] "Give a woman fire and she'll be warm for a day, Light a woman on fire and she'll be warm for the rest of her life" :D

[cuntukimushroom]

i dont know if this is 1 but its this:

i am a menace to my own destiny

[jones.dk]

Here's one of my favourites :) ....

[b] "Give a woman fire and she'll be warm for a day, Light a woman on fire and she'll be warm for the rest of her life" :D

great one NoOne! ;)

keep em coming!

[jones.dk]

Life is too important to be taken serious.

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

U think accidents only happens to your nabour, but suddenly your the nabour.

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Its better to keep your mouth shut and make people think your an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubts.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.

Always do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

Erara humanum est = its human to fail.




Still keep them coming!

[<AAA-MOD>]

nothing deeply insighful here:

"I know lots of people who used to ski, but I don't know anyone who used to snowboard.




this one is a bit more thoughtful:
(suitable for me since I'm in the Architecture field)

As Frank Lloyd Wright once said, "The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization."

But then again, Frank Lloyd Wright also said, "I think Marilyn Monroe's architecture is extremely good architecture."

[cp01ae]

This might be a bit obscure to some people, especially the young ones, but:

Women are alot like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets.

[mechanixfetch]

"Scratch a communist and you find a Fascist"
"kaalo'smi loka-kshaya-krt-pravrddho, lokaan samaahartum-iha-pravrttah"-translation- "I am become death , destroyer of worlds" said by the head of the Manhatten Project (Oppenheimer) upon completion.
and lastly
Vae Victus -translation- "Woe to the conquered"

[megotmea7]

one of my favorites in my sig

[Niko_Fx]

"Scratch a communist and you find a Fascist"




"Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism as it is a merger of state and corporate power"

-Benito Mussolini

Thought you might like it ;)


one of my favorites in my sig

UCP's most hardcore Burro??......JK :)

I love that one BTW ;)

[cls12vg30]

"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere."
-Frank Clark

-One may speak of peace only with those who are peaceful. To talk peace with he who holds a drawn sword is foolish, unless one is unarmed, and then one must talk very fast indeed.
-Mathurin Kerbouchard,
"The Walking Drum" by Louis L'Amour

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
-Chinese Proverb

We need to learn to set our course by the stars,
not by the lights of every passing ship.
-Omar Nelson Bradley

A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything you have. - Gerald Ford

"Never tell a young person that anything cannot be done. God may have been waiting centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that very thing."
-G.M. Trevelyan, English Historian (1876-1962)

[mr bill]

So it goes.

Religion is poison

Communism equals Soviet Power plus Electrification.

Know this now, you are killing a man.

No plan survives contact.

La conditione humaine.

[jones.dk]

Please keep posting... i need some for school...

[SPHFerrari]

foolish man give wife grand piano, smart man give wife upright organ ;)

[Deckard]

Check this web page out in case you are looking for more.
http://www.quotationspage.com/

"To err is human, to really stuff things up you need a computer"
Me.

[byronleehk]

I have my favorites in my sig...

" I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect."

"Of course, it's possible to love a human being -- if you don't know them too well."

[NoOne]

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"Second place is the first loser."

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Man walking sideways through Airport turnstyle going to Bangkok

Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.

thats all my brain allows for, it's been a hard week so far............