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motormaniac
05-30-2003, 01:55 AM
look at this

motormaniac
05-30-2003, 01:56 AM
Currently famous for being an unnamed litigant in obesity lawsuits, Ronald McDonald must not fear the legal system too much - he's splurged on a new parade vehicle that is custom-fitted to accommodate his Shaq-like 28 EEE shoes and possibly his life partner Grimace. Ronald's car is an electric vehicle - a GEM electric vehicle distributed in the U.S. by DaimlerChrysler. "It's got blinkers and mirrors and seatbelts and cup-holders, I really love cupholders," said Ronald, who expressed unmitigated joy over his vehicle, which does in fact outpower Barbie's Jeep. No word on whether Ronald qualified for zero-percent financing or went smart with the $3000 rebate.

motorhead
05-30-2003, 02:05 AM
crap

motorhead
05-30-2003, 02:06 AM
is that comin with free fries - because the fries there rule

motormaniac
05-30-2003, 02:07 AM
no free fries, and that's crap

Razo
06-03-2003, 03:11 PM
Looks as though he can transport his dressed - up cows' ears using that. If I had an Escalade, I'd ram it off the road and smack that kiddie fiddler before setting fire to the vehicle and it's crap food.

motormaniac
06-04-2003, 05:30 AM
pls do it, i think even ur bicycle would be able to ram this thing

motorhead
06-06-2003, 04:50 AM
they have a draggy though - the top fuel dragster has 6000HP and top speed of 300+++miles an hour - WOO HOO - we are flying

motormaniac
06-06-2003, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by motorhead
they have a draggy though - the top fuel dragster has 6000HP and top speed of 300+++miles an hour - WOO HOO - we are flying

u ain't serious:eek:

motorhead
06-08-2003, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by motormaniac
u ain't serious:eek:
whats there to be serious about

motormaniac
06-09-2003, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by motorhead
whats there to be serious about


a drag for this thing?

this shows never underestimate anything;)

motorhead
06-09-2003, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by motormaniac
a drag for this thing?

this shows never underestimate anything;)
hold it right there i was not talking about this - i was talking about mcdonalds top fuel dragsters - which is also mcdonalds

piledriver
06-10-2003, 04:55 AM
McDonald´s SUX!!!!:mad:

motorhead
06-10-2003, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by piledriver
McDonald´s SUX!!!!:mad:
what the food or their drag team

motormaniac
06-10-2003, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by motorhead
hold it right there i was not talking about this - i was talking about mcdonalds top fuel dragsters - which is also mcdonalds


oh....that

motorhead
06-12-2003, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by motormaniac
oh....that
yes you dimbo

motormaniac
06-12-2003, 07:51 PM
it's not exactly macdonalds

they sponsor teams

motorhead
06-13-2003, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by motormaniac
it's not exactly macdonalds

they sponsor teams yes its mcdonalds own drag team - and they do sponsering also - i am talking about top fuel dragters - not the "funny car" sector

motormaniac
06-15-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by motorhead
yes its mcdonalds own drag team - and they do sponsering also - i am talking about top fuel dragters - not the "funny car" sector

sure to suck

motorhead
06-17-2003, 11:52 PM
no thety are very good in fact - they came in second place in the top fuel drag championships in 2001