civic vs. mclaren F1

[desert_eagle04]

My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight. We stopped int he middle of the road with absolutely no traffic and raced off the line. I smoked him. Then I met him in the city at a stop light a lit up the tires for him. Over priced junk got beaten by a 4 banger!!!!!!

[ChevySucks]

Whatever idiot posted this is jus retarded. I mean a Civic with that motor in it could easily take on that Mclaren F-1, there was no use in even racing him..What a waste of gas, and time........

[Kudosdude]

My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight

What'd you do? Ram him?
Sorry best laugh I've had this morning.

[guyt_x]

this is just dumb

who the hell compares any std car to a suped up tappet mullet hair styled silly goose.

i mean u can get a beetle to beat an enzo with a big enough turbo and enough nos.

but the differance come it the maclaren can do that all day and night

the crappy suped up thing what ever it is will explode after a view drags and thanks for comming the silly goose has to walk home never mind drive.

that why they cost so much more tappets

[ChevySucks]

If you were half way intelligent about what you were talking about you would know that there is no way a civiv with jus that engine and a turbo on it could beat the Mclaren F-1, whoever made the last post is dumb, that h22 motor only has 200 horse power, not enough even with a turbo to take a mclaren f-1, know what yer talking about before you critisize others....

[scotty d]

Yknow, for an ideal drag race with two cars, BOTH of them would have to agree to accelerate as hard as possible. the guy in the McLaren was probably laughing so hard at some dude (read: tool) in a civic that he couldnt see the pedal for all the tears in his eyes...by the time he got over it, the civic had well and truly won, by overtaking this granduous sports car and leaving it to find some one who had an enzo out for a quick jaunt. well, to the young man in the civic, you have lots to learn about dragging and lots to read up on about mclarens.

[Mr.T]

Originally posted by desert_eagle04
My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight. We stopped int he middle of the road with absolutely no traffic and raced off the line. I smoked him. Then I met him in the city at a stop light a lit up the tires for him. Over priced junk got beaten by a 4 banger!!!!!!

This never happened. For one, I doubt you've ever seen a McLaren F1. I even think it less likely that you saw one on the road, let alone raced it in a Civic and won. Oh ya, why'd you post this in the Multimedia forums?

[whiteballz]

heh as to why he posted it in here,
because he thought that less people would find his shit stiring story for a fake
:D :D :D

hahaha, civic? what civic? how much nos did u go through? 2 squirts? or 4 bottles? and how old are you?

[Dark-Hawk]

I've read alot of stupid bullshit in the past several years... But this is by far the largest load of shit I've ever read. Lets see... You plan to tell people that your little Civic with it's little H22 swap, beat a McLaren F1? .. I don't even know what to say to that.. I mean come on.. If you were to have even saw one - which yeah you didn't - and to have raced one - which yeah you definetly didn't - he could have beaten the shit out of you without even having to ever shift out of 1st gear. Pull your head, and thumbs out of your ass and find a better hobby than lying on the internet.

[stratos]

My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight. We stopped int he middle of the road with absolutely no traffic and raced off the line. I smoked him. Then I met him in the city at a stop light a lit up the tires for him. Over priced junk got beaten by a 4 banger!!!!!!


Are you sure it was one Mclaren F1 :D :D :D

[werty]

Are you sure it was one Mclaren F1 :D :D :D

i doubt it could have been, but maybe it was a kit car with the F1 body covering a geo metro :p :rolleyes:

[stratos]

i doubt it could have been, but maybe it was a kit car with the F1 body covering a geo metro :p :rolleyes:


I think tha Werty is rigth :D :D

[DarkPhenix]

I think tha Werty is rigth :D :D

Yeah me too!! :D :D :D

[kitkat]

desert eagle04 is a liar plain and simple. he's even more stupid for calling the f1 junk. only a few rich people will ever own a f1 like jay leno. :cool:

[whiteballz]

rowen (mr bean) onwed one! i say owned because he bought it for himself for his bday, and then trashed it within the first hour of driving it apparently! haha, i think there was a quote of him saying, "it was way to fast. it shouldnt be legal, all the same i want to do it again!"

i think those sources are correct. :confused:

[Slicks]

My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight. We stopped int he middle of the road with absolutely no traffic and raced off the line. I smoked him. Then I met him in the city at a stop light a lit up the tires for him. Over priced junk got beaten by a 4 banger!!!!!!

You forgot to mention you had alot of high horsepower stickers on your car, almost 100 of them :eek: Thats like 1000 HP! :rolleyes: :D

[carlover]

Somebody actually gave him a +1 for his only post. :eek: One day it was -4, the next it was -3. But right now it's -5. :rolleyes:

[Chinky_boi]

one day it was june 4 03. the next it was april 18 04. thank you for reviving this thread

[n00bAnnihilator]

This have to be the stupidest and most retarded thread in a while.
If you actually think that you 'smoked' a McLaren F1, which accelerates 0-60 in 3.4 sec and tops 231mph, with a Civic you should go to nearest hospital, and thats fast.

[Spastik_Roach]

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[Sweeney921]

that was pretty good mocking

[350hp_civic]

good old turbo civics, my real car is a 347 hp turbocgcharged civic with a spoon sports block ran a E.T of 13.02 im proud of that. :D
<- thats it there

[IBrake4Rainbows]

This thread is probably not the best place to profess your love of hotted up Civics, try the Users Ride section, and take the Egg Nog Ownership Test.

[SilverG35SportC]

Where is the users ride section?

[ZerK]

Where is the users ride section?

User's Rides (http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=21) << Click there :)

Time to let this thread die now, methinks.

[DiabloVT]

goddamn ricer wankers. even IF you could manage the same power/weight ratio of the F1 (not bloody likely in a civic), that 1.6l 4 banger would have to be pumping out something like 500kw at the front wheels to keep up! needless to say ud need a quad-T04 turbo conversion pushin out about 20psi to do that ;) can anyone say "$50,000 engine to $0 in 3 seconds?"

[KnifeEdge_2K1]

goddamn ricer wankers. even IF you could manage the same power/weight ratio of the F1 (not bloody likely in a civic), that 1.6l 4 banger would have to be pumping out something like 500kw at the front wheels to keep up! needless to say ud need a quad-T04 turbo conversion pushin out about 20psi to do that ;) can anyone say "$50,000 engine to $0 in 3 seconds?"

lol ur funny cuz its true

i dont think its physically (like litterally, the scientific physics) possible for a civic to beat a mclaren f1, the front wheel drive train just cant handle that kind of acceleration ... like you'd need to have a light enough body to attain that kind of p/w ratio .. but enough weight on the front to keep the tires from slipping ... the only thing i can imagine that will do this is alot of downforce ... like formula 1 level downforce, but there is no way in hell you can fit a transmission in a civic which will take you that fast, 180 mph? yeah right in a civic ... HA

[whiteballz]

okay i admit its funny to see a post that says a mclaren beat an F1, (which i think would be possible.( with NO stock parts)) but this thread has been revisited so many times...

[mx512p]

Ah ah ah! If a Civic can beat Her Majesty Mclaren F1, i'm Santa Clause!

[UCR]

Oh dea, ^

go away. :D

[fast_boy]

hey desert_eagle04 your turbo JDM H22a powered civic may be on your dream pass the mclaren f1 becuase mclaren f1 top speed is 240 mph.
your civic 120 mph or 140 mph neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :D

[F1_Master]

Who brought this stupid thread back.

Mods, please delete it like you did the Girls one.

[Mustang]

Oh dea, ^

go away. :D


:p haha yeah cummon mate there was no need to bring this stupid thread back :o

[r1ckst4]

Ah ah ah! If a Civic can beat Her Majesty Mclaren F1, i'm Santa Clause!
wtf? did u really need to bring back this really old thread? are u desperate for a post count or are u just stupid? :confused:

[pimp_squeak]

lol ur funny cuz its true

i dont think its physically (like litterally, the scientific physics) possible for a civic to beat a mclaren f1, the front wheel drive train just cant handle that kind of acceleration ... like you'd need to have a light enough body to attain that kind of p/w ratio .. but enough weight on the front to keep the tires from slipping ... the only thing i can imagine that will do this is alot of downforce ... like formula 1 level downforce, but there is no way in hell you can fit a transmission in a civic which will take you that fast, 180 mph? yeah right in a civic ... HA

Maybe he did it in reverse:P

[NoOne]

C'mon guys this is one of the funniest threads we have, read back the initial post, it is with such conviction that I think he truly believes it to be true, making it funnier and more entertaining for the rest of us. ;)

[ruim20]

ok... now i can say i've heard the most stupid thing ever... he's joking! he as to be, no one with a bit of inteligence would make such statement... really... nah, i didn't read that, it's an ilusion! yeah, that's it, an illusion.

[dashers]

this thread gets brought back every couple of months,its getting well annoying now!

[Quiggs]

I feel obligated to post this... http://bill.cs-servers.com/Index/Adam/Dubz/Mine/lockd.gif

[Egg Nog]

I can't believe some people are actually serious enough to even debate this. Of course the Civic would win, it's JDM!

[Karrmann]

oh my god not another ricer!!!!!!!!

[r1ckst4]

I can't believe some people are actually serious enough to even debate this. Of course the Civic would win, it's JDM!
did u forget to add a smiley there?

[Karrmann]

What'd you do? Ram him?
Sorry best laugh I've had this morning.



right track but I think the only reason that a Civic can beat a McLaren is if he challenged him to a Demolition Derby and then chalenged him to a race :p

[CdocZ]

right track but I think the only reason that a Civic can beat a McLaren is if he challenged him to a Demolition Derby and then chalenged him to a race :p
dont be ridiculous, that cant work, the civic would never catch the f1! unless it was civic with cruise missle vs. f1...........:p

[Karrmann]

I was saying that the McLaren would lose if it got beat up enough.

even though I bet I could still beat that stock POS Civic

[astondbr9]

My turbo JDM H22a powered civic beat the hell outta a mclaren F1 the other day on the highway at midnight. We stopped int he middle of the road with absolutely no traffic and raced off the line. I smoked him. Then I met him in the city at a stop light a lit up the tires for him. Over priced junk got beaten by a 4 banger!!!!!!

UR LYING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER A CIVIC HAD, IT COULD NOT BEAT A MCLAREN F1. :rolleyes:

[CdocZ]

UR LYING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER A CIVIC HAD, IT COULD NOT BEAT A MCLAREN F1. :rolleyes:

Two things.
1) You are spamming. like 95% of the "new posts" are yours.
2) You're digging up old (and stupid) threads, specificaly this one as the last post is several months old.

People on these forums don't like that. People here (the mods included) hate spamming in particular.

[Pinin]

I haven't read this whole thread, but is anyone actually taking this kid seriously?

[Quiggs]

This thread rocks. http://bill.cs-servers.com/Index/Adam/Funny/lockd.gif

[P3RG4R3C]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[6'bore]

This is the greatest thread ever. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. And the new aston dude, stop spamming.

[Godlaus]

UR LYING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER A CIVIC HAD, IT COULD NOT BEAT A MCLAREN F1. :rolleyes:

So a drag civic putting out 4 digits of HP can not beat a mclaren f1? Wrong.........

Almost amusing, this thread is. Why do people post such blatant lies like this? Why? We all know that he's not telling the truth, so why do it?

[carlover]

UR LYING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER A CIVIC HAD, IT COULD NOT BEAT A MCLAREN F1. :rolleyes:
Caps lock plus spam= people like you? I think you put 2 and 2 together and got 5. :rolleyes:

[Quiggs]

Stop replying to this so it will go away...

[Suka]

Caps lock plus spam= people like you? I think you put 2 and 2 together and got 5. :rolleyes:
I just cant understand how we are only a few days into his subscribe month and he already has 85 posts!!

[Mustang]

UR LYING. NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER A CIVIC HAD, IT COULD NOT BEAT A MCLAREN F1. :rolleyes:


A 1 and a 2 and a 3......... FVCK OFF!

[ruim20]

why doesn't someone delete this...?

[Pinin]

why doesn't someone delete this...?
I agree. This nothing but spam.

[ScionDriver]

Freaking A this has given me the best laugh in awhile. Maybe he met a kit car Mac F1 and by kit car I mean peddle car or one of those Power Wheels that go 2 mph.

[Manik]

The McLaren was probably outa gas and rolling just as fast as ur civic.......

Cuz the McLarens huge engine only gives it 12 mpg

[Niko_Fx]

The guy posted ONCE (almost 2 years ago) and never came back yet you guys keep replying to this thread (Some even replying TO him and his first post)

I highly doubt that whoever wrote that took it seriously and had the intention of making you all believe this happened.