A w@nker and his Ferrari [Archive] - Ultimatecarpage.com forums

Madman

08-11-2009, 09:36 PM

I saw this on another forum I frequent and had to share it.

Here's a small sample of what you can expect.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3106/un2t.jpg

Don't say I didn't warn you!

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Rockefella

08-11-2009, 09:37 PM

I've seen this before somewhere, this guy's awesome

pimento

08-11-2009, 09:45 PM

kingofthering

08-11-2009, 09:45 PM

His speedometer reads 200. Well, he has a Ferrari, long hair, and a guitar. All he needs is a synthesizer player, cocaine, and Wayfarer sunglasses, and bam, instant 1980s.

LTSmash

08-11-2009, 10:10 PM

When Rob see's this he's going to be pissed.

Soloracer

08-11-2009, 10:18 PM

hahaha! I think this is the same guy:

I took these some time last summer. I thought that it must have been some 80's hair metal band guy but apparently its a chauffeur extraordinaire.

DesmoRob

08-12-2009, 12:08 AM

Here's what I think.

LTSmash

08-12-2009, 12:14 AM

Here's what I think.

Ferrari and Ducati wall art. I knew it!

DesmoRob

08-12-2009, 12:20 AM

Ferrari and Ducati wall art. I knew it!

The result of many an ebay fix!

LeonOfTheDead

08-12-2009, 03:14 AM

Here's what I think.

I had to say a few things:
-the Ferrari flag is reversed (perhaps it's the picture to be reversed).
-trash those Hummer models. :D

crisis

08-12-2009, 06:43 AM

Win! what part of the Ferrari engine needs a Gretsch to service it?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/chris80857/furrywanka4.jpg

cargirl1990

08-12-2009, 06:47 AM

wow... i don't know what to say about this one. i just know that Rob is doing some major facepalming right now! :D

cmcpokey

08-12-2009, 07:10 AM

Win! what part of the Ferrari engine needs a Gretsch to service it?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/chris80857/furrywanka4.jpg

obviously all of them.

ScionDriver

08-12-2009, 09:48 AM

That is hilarious. It makes me ashamed to be associated with the city of Chicago but there is a lot of unintentional humor here. I love the picture of him posing looking at the engine, as if he knows the first thing about how to service a Ferrari.

DesmoRob

08-12-2009, 10:07 AM

I had to say a few things:
-the Ferrari flag is reversed (perhaps it's the picture to be reversed).
-trash those Hummer models. :D

haha you had me double checking on the net, but yes its just the way the picture looks :p.

NicFromLA

08-12-2009, 10:50 AM

Win! what part of the Ferrari engine needs a Gretsch to service it?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a313/chris80857/furrywanka4.jpg

HAHAHAHA!

The Ferrari 360 and the Gretsch Country Gentleman - designed by geniuses only to be owned by idiots.

NicFromLA

08-12-2009, 11:04 AM

By the way, I don't know how many of you are guitar guys out there, but doesn't this guy seem much more White Falcon than Country Gentleman?

Rasmus

08-12-2009, 11:12 AM

Yep, I saw him in Chicago last summer. Cruising along with his shirt off looking like something out of an 80's B-movie remake.

Matra et Alpine

08-12-2009, 12:46 PM

I thought that was Rob at his weekend job :)

DesmoRob

08-12-2009, 12:58 PM

I thought that was Rob at his weekend job :)

I still don't understand why my boss makes me wear that idiotic wig. :p

baddabang

08-12-2009, 01:58 PM

This is why I'd buy a Lamborghini.

wwgkd

08-12-2009, 02:02 PM

This is why I'd buy a Lamborghini.

True. It's hard to look that stupid in a lamborghini because people kind of expect it. :p

switters78

08-12-2009, 03:02 PM

By the way, I don't know how many of you are guitar guys out there, but doesn't this guy seem much more White Falcon than Country Gentleman?

This guy's like Whitesnake meets Air Supply...

Auxin

08-12-2009, 04:28 PM

Ughhh. Enough said.

P.s. Will someone please comntact Ferrari and see if they confiscate cars in such circumstances.

Rasmus

08-12-2009, 05:23 PM

Already contacted a family member to ask him why they didn't put a clause in the sales contract to prevent this from happening.

cargirl1990

08-12-2009, 09:25 PM

this guy looks like a '80's one hit wonder pop singer.
and yes, a lambo is my kind of Italian sports car.

ferrarifreak013

08-12-2009, 09:40 PM

I have also seen this exact car in Chicago. I laughed pretty hard, my friends that I was with thought I was crazy because i was laughing so hard.

cargirl1990

08-12-2009, 09:58 PM

I have also seen this exact car in Chicago. I laughed pretty hard, my friends that I was with thought I was crazy because i was laughing so hard.

id laugh that hard too. i have also laughed at crappy Tempo's with crappy rear suspensions.

ScionDriver

08-12-2009, 10:39 PM

Just thought of two more: 1) Who said Ferrari's are only owned by people with more money than sense? Oh wait... and 2) This guy needs to either change his look or trade his 360 for a 308 GTB, just like Magnum PI drove!

P4g4nite

08-13-2009, 03:02 AM

"..the most photographed guy in the country. Next to the President!!!"

Grammar that makes it seem like you'll actually be next to the president aside, I'm guessing he just got his mum to take a lot of photos so he could claim that. Or he has a tripod and a camera with a remote. My money's on the latter..
Sorry, Soloracer has proved him right.

and yes, a lambo is my kind of Italian sports car.
You mean the old ones that don't work or the new ones which are German?

pimento

08-13-2009, 03:30 AM

Sorry, Soloracer has proved him right.

Yea, I was hoping that wouldn't happen.

switters78

08-13-2009, 06:16 AM

Ughhh. Enough said.

P.s. Will someone please comntact Ferrari and see if they confiscate cars in such circumstances.

If this were the case they'd probably be busy confiscating cars all day every day. I'm sure he's one of many.

wwgkd

08-13-2009, 09:30 AM

If this were the case they'd probably be busy confiscating cars all day every day. I'm sure he's one of many.

So confiscate them all day every day and hand them out to the more deserving. Just to help them out in their quest for the more deserving I'd like to selflessy nominate myself to recieve a Scud.

cargirl1990

08-13-2009, 11:35 AM

Sorry, Soloracer has proved him right.

You mean the old ones that don't work or the new ones which are German?

both. :D

Rasmus

08-13-2009, 11:51 AM

Italian cars aren't meant to work. It's called 'passion'. A common misconception.

cargirl1990

08-13-2009, 11:52 AM

Italian cars aren't meant to work. It's called 'passion'. A common misconception.

o rly?

Rasmus

08-13-2009, 11:54 AM

yarly.

wwgkd

08-13-2009, 11:55 AM

Italian cars aren't meant to work. It's called 'passion'. A common misconception.

I've noticed passionate women rarely work, either. ;)

Rasmus

08-13-2009, 12:00 PM

I rest my case!

cargirl1990

08-13-2009, 12:18 PM

where the heck are we going with this?

Soloracer

08-13-2009, 03:37 PM

Sorry, Soloracer has proved him right.

Not intentionally.... :(

switters78

08-15-2009, 07:12 PM

So confiscate them all day every day and hand them out to the more deserving. Just to help them out in their quest for the more deserving I'd like to selflessy nominate myself to recieve a Scud.

Well, I'm feeling generous too. I'll begrudgingly take a 599 GTB for the common good...

cargirl1990

08-15-2009, 08:56 PM

i actually want to see this dude in person. he looks kinda surfer dude-ish. but i's probably laugh at him driving down the road.

BobFord1

08-18-2009, 10:15 PM

Nice :)

4wheelsonline

08-18-2009, 10:34 PM

DesmoRob

08-18-2009, 10:47 PM

Sorry, Soloracer has proved him right.

You mean the old ones that don't work or the new ones which are German?

Audi was a good thing to happen to them. Those interiors needed help desperately. Plus, now Ferrari looks that much better to the purists :)