whos the funniest guy on ucp?

[UK CARS]

theres a lot of funny guys here at ucp...and i was wonderin whos do you guys thinks funniest? :D

theres a lot i think....quick list : Stratos, spastick roach, misho,falcon 500 mustang123 and i carnt think of them all right now, but the funniest has to be
matra et alpine :p

a quote (theres many more!) :p
You're like a bunch of pre-pubescent school kids in the showers comparing who's got the most pubic hair.

if you have seen a funny post ...reply it here. ;) cheers... :D


oh a little attemp- poor :rolleyes:

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

:D thats it for today!

[UK CARS]

Yay !! i got a negative rep for this thread :D :rolleyes: :confused:

[Spastik_Roach]

UK CARS, is it just me or have you been behaving badly on UCP ever since a few days ago?

[UK CARS]

UK CARS, is it just me or have you been behaving badly on UCP ever since a few days ago?


maybe i will become the bad boy of ucp.....Nah i'll get banned! :D

[Matra et Alpine]

maybe i will become the bad boy of ucp.....Nah i'll get banned! :D
getting close ...... getting MIGHTY close ......

j/k :)

[Sweeney921]

u must already be the bad boy, since ur avatar has a dude with a gun

[Coventrysucks]

u must already be the bad boy, since ur avatar has a dude with a gun

"Dude with a gun" ? :eek:

You are joking right?

If you don't know who that is you are in serious trouble.
If you do who know who that is you are still in trouble: he's a national treasure, not a "dude with a gun"

[IBrake4Rainbows]

I have noticed an utter change in behaviour from Uk_Cars recently. before he posted very little, now he's on constantly. Don't get us wrong, we like having you around, but you seem to have become a bit of a bully, esp. when people like DarkPhenix and the like enter your mind.......

regardless, the person, for sweeny's info, is Winston Churchill, an Influencial leader of the Brits during WW2. A Highly quotable Individual.

But onto the Topic of the thread, I suggest checking the Funny Jokes thread and making your own decision.

I am looking into your behaviour, and you might get a PM from me soon.

[Spastik_Roach]

Come on IB4R, he isn't really bullying, he's just playing...

[UK CARS]

muhaha :D :mad:

im gonna F**K the threads and destroy UCP!!!! :mad:

and you wont be able to ban me.... :mad:


j/k :)


that would be entertaining....maybe when im sick of ucp, might make a dramatic exit!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p


nah i would never do that to you guys :)

[Homem de Gelo]

I really think it's me.

[UK CARS]

I really think it's me.

Evil moderator! :D
how much does that cost to have that threre? :p

[stratos]

why do you call me a funny guy UK CARS ?? :confused: :confused:

[UK CARS]

why do you call me a funny guy UK CARS ?? :confused: :confused:

cos in world accociation, i said to you come around to my house and we can watch the footy and have some beers! and you said yep...ok and we can stay up late and watch xxx :p i thought that was pretty funny..seen as your only 13 :D

[stratos]

cos in world accociation, i said to you come around to my house and we can watch the footy and have some beers! and you said yep...ok and we can stay up late and watch xxx :p i thought that was pretty funny..seen as your only 13 :D

i remenbre that :D :D .... but just tell me this .. when your 13 you never whatch porn ?? :rolleyes: ;) :p .... theres so many porn that even a guy with 13 has already whatch something :D

[UK CARS]

i remenbre that :D :D .... but just tell me this .. when your 13 you never whatch porn ?? :rolleyes: ;) :p .... theres so many porn that even a guy with 13 has already whatch something :D

nah...i bought my first porn mag at 11...got my mates bro to go in shop!!! :D

[Matra et Alpine]

nah i would never do that to you guys :)
Better not, coz in those famous words .... I know where you live ... or to be more precise your IP address :)
Deinal-Of-service attacks are more fun than knee-cappings anyway !!

[Mustang]

Better not, coz in those famous words .... I know where you live ... or to be more precise your IP address :)
Deinal-Of-service attacks are more fun than knee-cappings anyway !!

i would still like the knee-capping better he can always join again as another / new member called UK CARS 1.5 :)

[fpv_gtho]

that wouldnt work if the moderators banned his IP, he'd have to go on from another computer or something

[ZerK]

i would still like the knee-capping better he can always join again as another / new member called UK CARS 1.5 :)

Nah.. UK CARS GTi mkII is much more appropriate :)

[Coventrysucks]

Most of my attempts at humor seem to be too "British" for most of the people on here, and are recieved as well as a slap with a wet trout...

[Blue Supra]

"a slap with a wet trout" aye... havent heard that one before and my dads british :eek: i keep my australianisms out of my posts because iv seen crisis explain them too many times... anyways funniest in a "damn that guys good" way would be egg nog. r34 got owned and i laughed all the way through the thread. :p good work.

[Falcon500]

Im australian and i use it too my fullest...its whati am if i wasnt i might as well change my tact fully rather then being blunt and useing dry humor....

Also british comady is kewli always liked the goodies especially the Ecky Thump episode....i dont think ill ever get sick of that one :cool:
Badly Doobed and violent ecky thump movies...
The australianmartial art of strewth cobber (despitethe fact cobber is a NZ word meaning mate ;) ) and ecky thump vs the scotish martial art of Hoots Toots lmfgdao apprentlyu that espisede really did kill a man! he had a heart attack while laughing at the espisode and the doctors said it was some immense activity that set him off....his wife while grieveing her loss wrote into the goodies thanking them formakeing his last moments on earth very happy (well he did died laughing)

[SL500]

whos the funniest guy on ucp?
nobody i think

[Blue Supra]

nobody i think

nobodys funny? how does that work? clearly there is a strong elements of humor in many posts on this site.... at least the ones i look at...

[fpv_gtho]

man you need to start paying attention to Henk4, Matra and crisis go on about their car preferences, and likewise Matra and crisis talking about the scottish and Aussies

[Blue Supra]

man you need to start paying attention to Henk4, Matra and crisis go on about their car preferences, and likewise Matra and crisis talking about the scottish and Aussies

scots and aussies aye? sounds like the start of a joke ;)

[fpv_gtho]

nah, thats probably the Irish.....

it certainly provides alot of laughs for the onlookers though, and hardly ever at the expense of others

[SL500]

i changed my mind,Misho is the funniest

[Fowler]

I'd tend to nominate UK CARS.

[foto_choppa]

drink 10 cans of buzz cola (3x the caffine of any other drink) and everything is funny :D :D :D :D oh, fond memories....... :p

[Ferrari Tifosi]

I find everybody to be funny at times. But I could tell you the funniest person in the world is....George Carlin!!!!!

[Falcon500]

I find everybody to be funny at times. But I could tell you the funniest person in the world is....George Carlin!!!!!
Personally i think its Jimoen...

[SlickHolden]

Hey do i get an audition ??? This is the comedy channel yeah :D
Im So funny the first thing i do when i get outta bed is try and avoide the mirrors :eek:
Im so dumb when i went for my first learners test drive i got into the back seat. :D
Im so dumb i need a melways to get outta my driveway.
Im so dumb anna kournikova ask me to root her i said how your not a plant :confused:

[Blue Supra]

one of the things i love best about the forums here is that people can be funny but very rarely do they choose to be funny at the expense of other members and if they do take that path the moderators come down on it pretty hard so it keeps the forums clean and everybody gets along great (except the occasional disagreement, but you cant help having disagreements) its when they turn into full blown arguments that they turn nasty. so hats off to the moderators for keeping this place clean yet still highly entertaining and useful :)

[fpv_gtho]

Personally i think its Jimoen...


nah hes funny, but Carl Barron's better

[Falcon500]

nah hes funny, but Carl Barron's better
Jimoen is irish and is lucky to truly have the gift of the gab and also has alot of timeing....i think barrons funny but not asfunny as jimoen...

[fpv_gtho]

well theyre both funny no doubt about it, but Carl Baron to me seems like hes just saying any old thing and its funny, Jimeon it seems like hes trying to make you laugh more

[SlickHolden]

Chris rock give me a good laugh :D And one i find funny as hell now is David Wenham In vanhelsing is was so funny but in gettin sqaure he was just plan and simply fantastic funny without trying he is tops.

[whiteballz]

i think its billy conelly. he has great timing, and is just amusing to watch, he interacts with the audience well, not to mention dances around on stage rather amusingly.


why did the blonde fail her driving test?



she had never seen the front seat.

[Misho]

i changed my mind,Misho is the funniest


thank you, im flattered. even though i had to win by recount ! :)

[fpv_gtho]

thank you, im flattered. even though i had to win by recount ! :)
aw well, you wouldnt be the first guy to fall back on that strategy

[junaman]

I think the funniest guy in the world today is Lee Mack...!!!!
If any of you have seen the Sketch Show you would know why...
If you havent i reccomend you watch it...
In the 60-70s the funniest people were either John Cleese(Monty Python) or Rowan Atkinson(Black Adder). British comedy is the funniest type of comedy but it was so much better 30 years ago...

[SlickHolden]

Eddie murphy the donky :D

[cuntukimushroom]

Yay !! i got a negative rep for this thread :D :rolleyes: :confused:
LOL ;)

[bk4uyeah]

u must already be the bad boy, since ur avatar has a dude with a gun


wow, even if you aren't british, you better know who that is

[SlickHolden]

Rodney dangerfield is good for a laugh cheeky old man :D

[Blue Supra]

Rodney Rude aint bad if you can past his constant cursing.

[Falcon500]

Rodney Rude aint bad if you can past his constant cursing.
Personally i prefer kevin bloody wilson

the apprentice song,the kid (he swears a bit) and my faveorite the last larger waltz :D

[Blue Supra]

Tripod are pretty good. i love their seemingly random inspiration for the funniest of short songs. :D

[megotmea7]

egg nog. r34 got owned and i laughed all the way through the thread. :p good work.
ehhhem... :rolleyes:

[crisis]

I love some of the sayings that some of the younger guys use . Mishos tireless (tiresome?) explaination of the Misho system of rep points was amusing. Egg Nogs acid wit with those who transgress the unwritten laws of this site are worthy of a mention but the funniest are Henk and Matra and how they try to convince us the French make good cars. Thats gold fellas.

[Spastik_Roach]

Crisis!! By far, his wit is awesome!

[Matra et Alpine]

and Matra and how they try to convince us the French make good cars. Thats gold fellas.
have to defend my good honour.

Yes I'll point out they make good cars, but you'll also see the honesty when I point out the idosyncracies and the gallic capacity to cock up a great idea with bad engineering :)

[crisis]

have to defend my good honour.

Yes I'll point out they make good cars, but you'll also see the honesty when I point out the idosyncracies and the gallic capacity to cock up a great idea with bad engineering :)
It was a cheap shot sure, but I wanted to try and get on this list.

[Matra et Alpine]

It was a cheap shot sure, but I wanted to try and get on this list.
You'r on it already crisis.
Qyite near the top IMHO.

"if tha's a tranny I'll turn" ..... had me ROTFLMAO :) :)