Ricer

[SilverArrowZ]

What is a ricer? (http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/you_might_be_a_ricer_if.html)

I found this when trying to find a good definition of what is a ricer after seeing all of you saying it... well.. i still can't stop laughing :D :D :D :D

[stratos]

very funny :D :D :D :D .... lololol :D :D :D

[byronleehk]

Funny but TRUE :rolleyes:

[AL666]

I know so many people like that..... finally people who feel the same way as me :)

[cuntukimushroom]

HAHA very funny very amusing

[CassioC]

Look... I don't know what the deal is with you people dissing "ricers" like that. I mean, it's not their fault that their cars have to sport these huge rear wings. It's really Honda/Mazda/Hyundai's fault! You see, they should have studied the aerodynamics of a Civic/MX3/Sonata past 150 mph (which all of these cars easily surpass. I mean, if the engineers over in Japan had just done their jobs and fitted these cars with ground effects and fans and sculpted bodies to maximize airflow at these speeds these poor kids wouldn't have to sacrifice rearward visibility for the sake of high speed stability.

I, for one, am tired of these auto companies putting crap products on the market. I have already written Honda, Mazda, and Hyundai, and they have assured me that the next generation of little underpowered automotive appliances will undergo rigorous high speed wind tunnel analysis. Honda, being the exemplary company that it is, has offered to develop the next Civic sedan alongside the F1 BAR. Kudos to them!

:D

****ing ricers...

[SPHFerrari]

hahaha great 1. did u make that up? if so good job!

[CassioC]

hahaha great 1. did u make that up? if so good job!

Thanks. Yes I did.

[lithuanianmafia]

Thanks. Yes I did.

lol, nice write-up man :D:D:D:D:D:D

[SilverArrowZ]

I think the ricer culture all depend on where you are from. For instance, i might not be a ricer but 70% of the people who modify their car are ricer, and half of the ricer only have a stock car with hey-look-how-good-my-car-can-fart type of muffler.

There are several reasons that leads to this in my hometown...
1. No point having good performance, not enough road for you to show that engine under your hood. 200HP and you are the king of the road here.
2. There is no race track and official race, unless the Sport and Youth depertment organize a drag race, like twice a year.
3. Street Race is illegal..
4. Modify your car too much is illegal..
5. Being a ricer is not...
6. There is 5 times more car show than races...
7. Performance is 20% of the total score in the car show (i still can't get over with that lancer GSR lose out to a ricer's 3 cylinder Diahatsu Move)
8. Its easier for a ricer to pick up chix here than a racer can :( one of the reason i'm still dateless...

so... well.. thats about it..

hey how about answaring all the statement about ricers? i'll go first.. i think it will be fun... :D

omg.. it is too long... can't i attach txt file?

[foto_choppa]

hahaha nice, my fav is_ You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance
hahaha lol :D :eek: :D :D :D good 1

[SilverArrowZ]

I don't really get it but what is the real joy behind all these non-performance upgrade...

they say guys are just as same as girls. We spend all our money to soup up our car while they do the same.. just on themselves... if girls do that for self confidence and to attract opposit sex, ricer do that for the same reason too? self confidence and to pick up chix

[CassioC]

I saw a guy here in Miami (ricer capital of the world, I think) driving a 'souped up' Civic with these huge fat tires in the rear wheels, and a pair of skinny (stock) rims at the front of the car. The worst part is that the guy saw me laughing at him while we were at the light and then got offended (I guess) because he revved that little one-point-nothing liter engine and dropped the clutch, chirping the front tires.


...I passed him before the end of the block :D

[Slicks]

I don't really get it but what is the real joy behind all these non-performance upgrade...

they say guys are just as same as girls. We spend all our money to soup up our car while they do the same.. just on themselves... if girls do that for self confidence and to attract opposit sex, ricer do that for the same reason too? self confidence and to pick up chix
Thats what ive always wondered too, why do they do it!!!!???
I think they are satisfied with the perfomance of their 16+ second car, being that theyve never driven anything faster, and want to "customize" the car to make it look cooler.

[Niko_Fx]

You know what I hate? When they own an Eclipse RS and remove the "RS" so that you wonder "Hummm?? Is it a GSX, GST?? etc" And then you pass them and see that it has drum brakes in the back "Ohhh yes, it is an RS"

They also do it with Celicas, remove the GT so you think it's a GTS.

Trust me guys, if it doesnt say what it is then it is the cheapest model.. Cause if it is the expensive one they wear it with pride.

Oh and Civics take it even further, they remove the LX to put a "Type R" :)

[nizaam]

Look... I don't know what the deal is with you people dissing "ricers" like that. I mean, it's not their fault that their cars have to sport these huge rear wings. It's really Honda/Mazda/Hyundai's fault! You see, they should have studied the aerodynamics of a Civic/MX3/Sonata past 150 mph (which all of these cars easily surpass. I mean, if the engineers over in Japan had just done their jobs and fitted these cars with ground effects and fans and sculpted bodies to maximize airflow at these speeds these poor kids wouldn't have to sacrifice rearward visibility for the sake of high speed stability.

I, for one, am tired of these auto companies putting crap products on the market. I have already written Honda, Mazda, and Hyundai, and they have assured me that the next generation of little underpowered automotive appliances will undergo rigorous high speed wind tunnel analysis. Honda, being the exemplary company that it is, has offered to develop the next Civic sedan alongside the F1 BAR. Kudos to them!

:D

****ing ricers...

Spoken like a true Ricer.....lol

you want flied lice with that?

[SPHFerrari]

REPOST!!!

at least that was my frist reaction. then i realized it was a bad case of
REVIVING DEAD THREADS!

why the hell did u bring back this old thread to add a stupid little quip. the only reason to do revive a thread is if important information must be shared. this is almost as bad as when someone revives a thread thats been dead 4 months and posts
"lol"

why do that? and as a response to your post, HE WAS KIDDING!! note the smiley; something yours lacks. i hope you are kidding as well, although in its current smiley-less state it looks nothing short of a sarvastic insult.

if u were kidding, than forget all this shit i just said except the reposting part.:) if you werent kidding, you need to read closer.

[taz_rocks_miami]

You know what I hate? When they own an Eclipse RS and remove the "RS" so that you wonder "Hummm?? Is it a GSX, GST?? etc" And then you pass them and see that it has drum brakes in the back "Ohhh yes, it is an RS"

They also do it with Celicas, remove the GT so you think it's a GTS.

Trust me guys, if it doesnt say what it is then it is the cheapest model.. Cause if it is the expensive one they wear it with pride.

Oh and Civics take it even further, they remove the LX to put a "Type R" :)

Here in Mexico there are a lot of VW Jettas and Beatles, the Jetta drivers remove the VW logo and put the Audi logo in it's place. But some Beatle drivers are the worst, they put the Porsche logo on their car!!! LOL, so pathetic.