Who would you like to fight?

[Niko_Fx]

Question asked in the movie Fight Club.........If you could fight anyone in the world who would it be? People that is dead count also.

I would like to fight:

-Justin Timberlake
-Aaron and Nick Carter (Yes, bring them both at the same time)
-Venezuelan President - Hugo Chavez
-US President - Truman
-Tommy Hilfiger

That's it for now. How about you?

[werty]

only problem with fighting Timberlake is you can't kick him in the nuts, cause their already shoved up his high pitched throat

[whiteballz]

im not the fighting type... but any one of those little F**king disrespecting little stoner f**ks that tried to hurt the girls in my "group" at school, man did they regret doing that.... strange... they have left us along since then... i wonder why....





do you think it was because my friends and i broke some bones? (not that they didnt diserve it, if you knew them and knew what they do you would do the same) they picked me to "bash" first, i didnt go starting the fight, my friends and mine martial arts training just subconsiously kicked in and well, it came so naturally....( but man.... not like i didnt want to hurt them....)

[foto_choppa]

only problem with fighting Timberlake is you can't kick him in the nuts, cause their already shoved up his high pitched throat
that is so true.

[SPHFerrari]

this kid named jeff hoo lives near me. the story is too long to put in type but i wanna kick the sh!t out of him!

[lithuanianmafia]

it would hafta be rob g, a guy that goes to my school. he put my best friend through a pregnancy scare, and when he found out she was possibly pregnant, he broke up with her! that bastard! anyways, my friend's not pregnant, but he's an a$$hole none the less :mad:

[Sweeney921]

i think ur avatar is way too hot, it just distracts me

[lithuanianmafia]

i think ur avatar is way too hot, it just distracts me

lol, it distracts everyone

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Fight, hmmmmmm.

Guy Sebastian (Australian idol)
Any Pop Singer
Any Weatherman, but esp. CHannel 10's Tim Bailey (One of the few weatherpeople to YELL AT YOU, LITERALLY!

[megotmea7]

-that guy who talks weird in "Mr. Ed"
-Hitler
-Musolini
-pretty much every King of England and France
-Bush (both)
-the guy that writes the hagar comics in the paper (their just not funny)
-big black asshole cop that patrols my area
-Hitler (again)
-Ben Stine
-Pauly Shore
-the kid from "Jerry McGuire"
-myself (should prove interesting however you look at it, wonder who will win?)
-several ppl who deserved it oer the years that i never had the chance to
-you
but hey im a pretty nonviolent person :confused:

[drakkie]

I would love to bash up stephan O.(he and his 4 friends once hit me with a steel pipe and gave me a ticket to hospital, a week later he was in :p :rolleyes: , but anyway....), or george wtf Bush would be nice.Also probably our national very known singer Frans Bauer (his music sux).And many others...

[Ferrari Tifosi]

1. A guy here named Ricky (he tried to rape my friends girlfriend).
2. Bill Gates (he's too successful, and it pisses me off.)
3. The whole crew of "Jackass" (because they're idiots)
4. The three biggest killers of Modern Day history (Mao Zedong, Stalin, and Hitler)

[Egg Nog]

Bush. And Stephen Harper.

[gtface]

Michael Moore

[UK CARS]

The Queen,
Any French person,
Peter Locke ( ill show him wot i got ) and hes scottish, :D
Any Welsh Person,
Any Irish Person,
The whole Busted squad, and Blue and all the rest of the pancies,
A lot of americans, (bill gates, bush, the list is endless...)
The whole portugal footy team,
Oh and france's team,
Tony Blair,
Bart simpson,
all ww2 germans, like hitler and his bum boys,
saddam,
some aussies,
most of the world realy.....



And then theres loads more, that i want to batter,and have batterd, but i wont go in to that cos its personal, and you wont know who they are.

[Spastik_Roach]

Fitty Cent (imagine the look on his face if a 11 year old came up and gave this "bulletproof gangsta" and a bleedin nose :D :cool: Now who are all da hoes and homies chillin wit? :cool: :cool:

A boy racer in a evo (ditto)

A car salesman who deals dodgy lemons.

The person who decided the New Jaguar F Type would be cancelled. (Grr, Grr, Grr)

George Bush.

Osama Bin Laden.

And generally, just the scum and assholes of the earth.

Oh yea, i'd also pick a fight with some fulla. :D

[Matra et Alpine]

.....long list .....
hah, no Beckham.

wah-wah

:)

Any time mate, just bring it here.
English ponce !!!

[UK CARS]

hah, no Beckham.

wah-wah

:)

Any time mate, just bring it here.
English ponce !!!

i know your address remember, come on then , WACK me.....scottish bastard ! :D youll kill me by waving your kilt up.

[jones.dk]

The entire danish government... :mad:

[Matra et Alpine]

:D youll kill me by waving your kilt up.
nah,
we reserve that PLEASURE for your womenfolk :)

[foto_choppa]

1.justin timberlake
2.g.w.b(bush)
3.george clooney
4.harry potter
5.osama bin laden
6.sadam husein
7.kiefer sutherland(cant act 4 shit)
8.michael jackson(rapes little boys in neverland)
9.jaimie oliver
10.everybody on shortland street(nz tv program)
11.the person who sold me this crap computer
12.oliver twist
13.repunzel
14.jimmy(my imaginary friend)
15.the director of titanic
16.most australians(not on ucp)
17.most irish(leprichans scare me)
18.hitler(that gay ass relation raper)
19.tim waddingham ([email protected])*spam him*
20.myself.

i got a big list, this is just the top 20.......out of 10098878989696857557679.5

[foto_choppa]

nah,
we reserve that PLEASURE for your womenfolk :)
hahaha lmao good one. :D

[Need4Speed]

Mike Tyson

[Niko_Fx]

Mike Tyson

You must be huge! The ppl I included in my list is ppl that I honestly think could give it a try and probably beat them.



the kid from "Jerry McGuire"
HaHaHa why? :)


-you
Humm, let's do it ;)


The Queen,
Any French person,
Peter Locke ( ill show him wot i got ) and hes scottish,
Any Welsh Person,
Any Irish Person,
The whole Busted squad, and Blue and all the rest of the pancies,
A lot of americans, (bill gates, bush, the list is endless...)
The whole portugal footy team,
Oh and france's team,
Tony Blair,
Bart simpson,
all ww2 germans, like hitler and his bum boys,
saddam,
some aussies,
most of the world realy

Holy crap. Yoda says: A lot of hate in you I sense.


Fitty Cent (imagine the look on his face if a 11 year old came up and gave this "bulletproof gangsta" and a bleedin nose Now who are all da hoes and homies chillin wit?

Call me, I'll go with you, I hate him too. I didn't put him on my list cause in my honest and sincere opinion I believe that HIM would beat the **** out of me.


15.the director of titanic
HaHaHa Good one!







HeHeHe this is fun, keep posting people!

[Niko_Fx]

Michael Moore

Why do you like Bush so much?

[baddabang]

ok

-Ben Affleck
-Cast of Harry potter
-xzibit (I hate pimp my ride)
-Clay Aiken(American Idol Dip S***)
-George Lucas
-Gay guy in Six Feet Under
-Bill Gates (Microsoft..... enough said)
-Colin Farrell
-The Guy who works at the customs booth at the canadian border :mad:


Thats about it :p

[Coventrysucks]

nah,
we reserve that PLEASURE for your womenfolk :)

Cripes!
The Scots are revolting!!

Run for the hills!!!

:)

[lithuanianmafia]

Why do you like Bush so much?

we've been tryin to figure it out for a while. my guess is secret worship, kinda like satanism :confused:

[lithuanianmafia]

anyways, here's my expanded list

1. Rob G (see 1st post in this thread)
2. George Dubya
3. Stephen Harper (I'll help u out Egg Nogg ;))
4. Paul Martin (thanks for screwin up the health system!)
5. 50 Cent
6. Eminem
7. David Beckham
8. Tony Blair
9. Regis Philbin
10. Whoever the leader is of the Canadian Christian Heritage Party ("we call ourselves a Christian party, but we have the same philosophy as the Nazis :D)
11. Hitler
12. Mussolini
13. George Dubya (again, why not)

[Niko_Fx]

ok
-Ben Affleck
-Cast of Harry potter
-Clay Aiken(American Idol Dip S***)


I'll help you out with these 3. I know I hate rappers but sometimes I have a laugh at that Xzibit guy in "pimp my ride". :)




5. 50 Cent
6. Eminem
11. Hitler
12. Mussolini

Let's do it.

I want to add P.Diddy to my list for being a moron. He donates $1 Million to public schools but then he buys a $2 Millions Ring :confused: WTH?
2 Millions on his finger... I could buy a beautiful house and a couple of Ferraris with that money.

Oh and when he donated the 1 Million it was collected and not from his pocket... And he appeared on MTV for like 2 months running his dumb marathon......... And he was wearing NIKE all the time, I wonder how much they paid him?? All that donation he did was just publicity, other celibrities donate money also but don't make such a show about it.

[kitkat]

01 george w bush jr., unelected us president
02 george h bush sr., former us president
03 dick cheney, still is halliburton ceo/us vice president
04 karl rove, bush croney
05 donald rumsfeld, bush croney
06 john ashcroft, us attorney general
07 gordon campbell, current british columbia premier
08 brian mulroney, former canadian prime minister
09 jean chretien, former canadian prime minister
10 bill clinton, degenerate pervert/former us president
11 gary bettman, nhl commissioner
12 david stern, nba commissioner
13

[gtface]

01 george w bush jr., unelected us president


Unelected? You're an American, you should understand how our electoral system works. He got more electoral votes, and was therefore elected.

[Red line]

1.Eminem
2.Kid Rock
3.Snoop Dog
4.Michael Jackson
5.Sadam Hussein
6.Fidel Castro
7.US President Truman (for murdering hundreds of thousands in Hiroshima and Nagaskaki)
8.Graham Norton (host for a new sitcom, "The Graham Norton Effect", that fruit annoyes the hell outta me!)
9.The "Verizon Wireless" guy who says, "Can you hear me now?...Good."
10.Martha Stewart (although she'll get enough in prison :))

[Fowler]

I would fight a drunk midget, in a wheelchair, with a broken right arm and absolutely no hand / eye coordination.


Either that or a small child.

[digitalcraft]

You guys all are posting people you hate, and want to lash out in violence at. That wasn't really the idea of the "who would you want to fight" in Fightclub.

[digitalcraft]

If any of you are a little more philisophical, you might enjoy the movie "Crash."

While it has sub-par acting, sub-par plot, and gay sex(lots of straight sex too), it really is a precursor to the fight club self-destruction mentality. It's a strange movie with a very strange idea, but shares a lot of similarities with Fight Club. I wonder if it influenced Chuck Palahchkfl;sahf;heouk.

[SlickHolden]

My sisters EX ...Little maget
Stepfather .....pussy drunk
Tom Cruse ......he dumped nicole dummy
Justin timberlake ......he cant sing
Debit colectors ......they have no humor
Repoman ......for scratching cars
Binlarden ......easy fight he go down like a bitch
Jet li ......so i can say i fought the best and hit the deck like the rest :D
Banks ......they steal your money
Goverments ......Taxes
Microsoft .......For greed

[Mr. Orange]

i could make a list but id rather not

i'd fight the pope and a catholic priest at the same time...
no offense to any catholics out there, just sayin it..

[Ferrari Tifosi]

7.US President Truman (for murdering hundreds of thousands in Hiroshima and Nagaskaki):))

And saving even more lives by doing so.

[crisis]

-that guy who talks weird in "Mr. Ed"
-Hitler
-Musolini
-pretty much every King of England and France
-Bush (both)
-the guy that writes the hagar comics in the paper (their just not funny)
-big black asshole cop that patrols my area
-Hitler (again)
-Ben Stine
-Pauly Shore
-the kid from "Jerry McGuire"
-myself (should prove interesting however you look at it, wonder who will win?)
-several ppl who deserved it oer the years that i never had the chance to
-you
but hey im a pretty nonviolent person :confused:
You really need to work through this anger thing man!

[crisis]

01 george w bush jr., unelected us president
02 george h bush sr., former us president
03 dick cheney, still is halliburton ceo/us vice president
04 karl rove, bush croney
05 donald rumsfeld, bush croney
06 john ashcroft, us attorney general
07 gordon campbell, current british columbia premier
08 brian mulroney, former canadian prime minister
09 jean chretien, former canadian prime minister
10 bill clinton, degenerate pervert/former us president
11 gary bettman, nhl commissioner
12 david stern, nba commissioner
13
Yet none of these people have comitted or caused one act of terrorism. A notable omission seems to be Osama Bin Laden and his head cutters whos actions helped kick all of the current problems off. Strange view of the world.

[crisis]

All that serious sh#t out the way. I would like to fight Brittany Spears, Catherine Bell and Holly Valance naked in a shallow oil bath. No that Ive given it much thought.

[Mr. Orange]

All that serious sh#t out the way. I would like to fight Brittany Spears, Catherine Bell and Holly Valance naked in a shallow oil bath. No that Ive given it much thought.
Hahaha best one yet :)

[Matra et Alpine]

Yet none of these people have comitted or caused one act of terrorism.
That's a matter of perspective !!

A notable omission seems to be Osama Bin Laden and his head cutters whos actions helped kick all of the current problems off. Strange view of the world.
Arguably his success iN Afghanistan in ousting the Soviet Army ( with financial and arms backing from many Western countries ) has kicked off the current problems with extremists believeing they CAN take on a super-pwoer and win.

But back to the thread, you win. Hmmmmmm.

Could I add Suzy Perry and Vicki Butler-Henderson so we could talk cars and bikes in the pub after ?? :)

[Niko_Fx]

All that serious sh#t out the way. I would like to fight Brittany Spears, Catherine Bell and Holly Valance naked in a shallow oil bath. No that Ive given it much thought.

This is why I voted for Crisis in the funniest UCP guy nomination. :rolleyes:


You guys all are posting people you hate, and want to lash out in violence at. That wasn't really the idea of the "who would you want to fight" in Fightclub

You are right..... But bahh who cares, just post whoever you hate :)


And saving even more lives by doing so

I can't believe that you won't accept the throwing of those 2 bombs as a big mistake...... The Hundreds of thousands that died were mostly innocent. He didn't save nobody, he exterminated a huge amount of ppl just to show his muscle and probably because he was waiting for the first chance to try out his new toy.

[Matra et Alpine]

I can't believe that you won't accept the throwing of those 2 bombs as a big mistake...... The Hundreds of thousands that died were mostly innocent. He didn't save nobody, he exterminated a huge amount of ppl just to show his muscle and probably because he was waiting for the first chance to try out his new toy.
The toll in taking the islands south of Japan were VERY high for the allies.
It as known that Japan was preparing to defend it's soil and that to 'win' the war outright would cost many times more than was sacrificed so far.
American navy would start to come within flyable distance for the next gen Kamikazes. The Japaneses soldiers had already shown how willing to fight to the end they were to defend territory. The expectaion was it would be even greater for their home soil
Faced with the huge loss of forces lives they chose to drop the bomb.
What IS frightening, it took the SECOND one before surrender was announced !!

One part that is mildly shameful is that as they repatriated islands they started to find proof of the atrocities POWs were subjected too. I'm sure there would have been 'hawks' who would understandably want to wreak revenge for that.

[Karrmann]

I woyuld get in a cage match with Hilary Duff.
I would fight

the creater of sopngebob squarepants
Tom Cruise
Jerry Springer
Carmen Electra
The channel 7 weatherman
Louie Anderson
and all the teletubbies

[Mr. Orange]

I woyuld get in a cage match with Hilary Duff.
I would fight

the creater of sopngebob squarepants
Tom Cruise
Jerry Springer
Carmen Electra
The channel 7 weatherman
Louie Anderson
and all the teletubbies

That would be hillarious to see all those fight in a cage, haha :D

[Matt]

Unelected? You're an American, you should understand how our electoral system works. He got more electoral votes, and was therefore elected.

Yes, and it was the first time that the electoral system failed the American public.

[Matt]

I wouldn't personally fight anyone. However, I'd love to commission fights between people.

I'd like to see W and Michael Moore fight in inflatable sumo outfits. However, Michaels Moore's would be equipped with fatal weapons and W would have a squirt gun.

I would like to see Jerry Falwell fight Tinky Winky.

I would like to see Michael Jackson fight all the kids he's messed up. They're 12. They'd still win.

[Niko_Fx]

The toll in taking the islands south of Japan were VERY high for the allies.
It as known that Japan was preparing to defend it's soil and that to 'win' the war outright would cost many times more than was sacrificed so far.
American navy would start to come within flyable distance for the next gen Kamikazes. The Japaneses soldiers had already shown how willing to fight to the end they were to defend territory. The expectaion was it would be even greater for their home soil
Faced with the huge loss of forces lives they chose to drop the bomb.
What IS frightening, it took the SECOND one before surrender was announced !!

One part that is mildly shameful is that as they repatriated islands they started to find proof of the atrocities POWs were subjected too. I'm sure there would have been 'hawks' who would understandably want to wreak revenge for that.

Two bombs were dropped.. Killed hundred of thousands of humans PLUS the radiation that remained there for years causing mutations, cancer, etc. Was it really the right thing to do? I mean did that really saved ppl? I still want to fight Truman.

[Karrmann]

That would be hillarious to see all those fight in a cage, haha :D

yeah, i bet duff though won't last a minute. :D

[byronleehk]

I'll fight the wife anytime but she'll win handsdown :o

[Karrmann]

yeah girls could be vicious when they dn't care about ruiening their nails.

[Fowler]

7.US President Truman (for murdering hundreds of thousands in Hiroshima and Nagaskaki)


And saving even more lives by doing so.

Monthes before "little boy" and "fat man", the Japanese government proposed a CONDITIONAL surrender. They proposed everything but handing over emperor hirohito. From what I remember, there still could be some things I'm forgetting here.

Wether or not they would actually go through with it, I'm not certain. But in the unconditional surrender we forced them into, they still got to keep their emperor.

Obviously, red line had the notion that because of the proposed conditional surrender we ignored, the loss of life caused by the nukes were for nothing more than a show of force to the world.

Course, there's the big possibility they still wouldnt comply. Sides, the russians were thinking of trying to invade japan, which that alone would've been a good reason to let the nukes fly.

Wether or not we had to do it, it was a very tragic, horrific massacre, none the less.

[Red line]

FOWLER--"Obviously, red line had the notion that because of the proposed conditional surrender we ignored, the loss of life caused by the nukes were for nothing more than a show of force to the world."

Yea I was implying that along with the fact that no single man has the right to take the life of another based on any circumstances in my view. Not too many single men have deliberatly killed 100s of 1000s of people (most of wich were innocent) in a way that Truman did. Yes Hitler and Mussolini killed many (if not more) than truman but in different reasons. Either way they too have no right to take any lives IMO.
It's just that if I were Truman, the thought of droping 2 bombs and taking many innocent lives would never even enter my mind even if it meant the lives of just as many people or a few more of our own troops.

This can become a very heated topic as it already has begun because their are very arguable facts and opinions for why Truman should or shouldnt have dropped them so I will try not to continue it.

Back to the thread.... I would like to also fight Oprah and Jerry Springer in a tag-team ring match. Me and Arnold Schwarzenneger(dressed in his "Conan the Barbarian" outfit) against Oprah and Jerry :D

[Fowler]

From what some sources (not truly credible, IMHO) suggest, trumann had done it as a racist decision, but desguised as a moral one.

Many accounts from various sources indicate alot of bigotry on the pacific front from our side. And not just the concentration camps we kept in the mojave desert.

Japanese sub crew POW's were shot on site, and mass amounts of japanese civies were killed / raped in Iwo Jima. Among other things I've heard.

Again, I wouldnt fully trust the sources I heard this from. Just like I wouldnt trust anything comming from any source other than my own eyes and ears. But I'll tell you right now it was indeed possible. With your own peers are being Tortured in plain view of you and everyone on your side, it can get to you.

As quick (if not quicker) as hearing about our troops being treated like dogshit in slave transports hauling them off to forced labor on the main land.
Or hearing about the bataan death march. Or just maybe (if you werent already a racist asshole) the rape of nanjing. All on account of race.

[johnnynumfiv]

sorry to get off topic of the thread, but fowler, war is hell, bad stuff happens all around, and you should get more sources because it was either dropping the bombs, or a mass invasion into japan, where it was estimated that the allies alone would have lost ONE MILLION lives,and since the japanese would fight to the last person, thier casualty rate would be orrendous. Everyone has thier own opinions, so lets get back to the thread.


I would like to fight bill gates, seeing how i'm an apple fan and how he has to much money.

[Red line]

i think i would like to be in a fight that included all of UCP's members

[crisis]

This is why I voted for Crisis in the funniest UCP guy nomination. :rolleyes:

I dont see anyhting funny about it. ;)

[crisis]

That's a matter of perspective !!

Arguably his success iN Afghanistan in ousting the Soviet Army ( with financial and arms backing from many Western countries ) has kicked off the current problems with extremists believeing they CAN take on a super-pwoer and win.

But back to the thread, you win. Hmmmmmm.

Could I add Suzy Perry and Vicki Butler-Henderson so we could talk cars and bikes in the pub after ?? :)
Last things first. Thankyou . I dont know the ladies you are referring to but they are welcome to squeeze in.
Bin Ladens success against Russia may have given him false hope. He is playing with bigger boys and bigger toys 20 years on.
As far as "terrorism" gos I think I am right. They may have terrorised people though.

[crisis]

The toll in taking the islands south of Japan were VERY high for the allies.
It as known that Japan was preparing to defend it's soil and that to 'win' the war outright would cost many times more than was sacrificed so far.
American navy would start to come within flyable distance for the next gen Kamikazes. The Japaneses soldiers had already shown how willing to fight to the end they were to defend territory. The expectaion was it would be even greater for their home soil
Faced with the huge loss of forces lives they chose to drop the bomb.
What IS frightening, it took the SECOND one before surrender was announced !!

One part that is mildly shameful is that as they repatriated islands they started to find proof of the atrocities POWs were subjected too. I'm sure there would have been 'hawks' who would understandably want to wreak revenge for that.
Big call old boy! From what I read it was Roosvelts reluctance to accept surrender conditions with both Germany and Japan that prolonged the wars. The second bomb did not have to be dropped (did the first one?). There is a book I read and I cant remember the author but he worked with OSU in WW2 and became director of the CIA. I'll try to find out what is was called or what his name. Something like "The secret war against Hitler."

[megotmea7]

"bill clinton, degenerate pervert/former us president"
since when does having sex with someone constitute being a pervert? in that case im a pervert also...
just because he cheated on his wife does not make him a pervert
just because he's older and he was the president at the time does not make him a pervert (yes old ppl and presidents have sex too... and look at hilary, no wonder he went elsewere. he prolly felt gay :p)
you want to call someone a pervert look at micheal jackson if what is aleged is true

[crisis]

Well here it is, William J. Casey, The Secret War Against Hitler. And its OSS of course.