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Mustang
08-10-2004, 03:56 PM
I love my Honda like I love my ganja</b>
I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights that off tha ****in hook
I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
APC decals and two racing stripes
4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
When ya see my comin get outta my way
I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
got another victory in the "domestic basher"
I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
When ya lost you called me a cheater
Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R”<p>
(Fast & Furious interlude)<p>

Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class
I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

:D :D :p :p

Mustang
08-10-2004, 04:10 PM
And here is help for any wannabe ricers


Help (http://home.cwru.edu/~jsh28/drew/bodykit.html)

Karrmann
08-10-2004, 06:05 PM
oh man, I love your poem, mustang I will give you a rep when the spread more rep thing will go away.

werty
08-10-2004, 08:39 PM
did you right this yourself mustang? thats very funny and it actually ryhmes :p

GTR Dreamer
08-10-2004, 10:48 PM
sooo, is it still considered that someone is a ricer, if...they add an aftermarket bodykit ect.ect. yet their car is still DAMN fast? coz if they are then i think its stupid... :confused:

p.s, good poem anyways... :D

Spastik_Roach
08-10-2004, 10:54 PM
Rice is if you add a HUUUUUUGE BODYKIT, big ugly stickers and vinyl, huge unnesscerary spoilers, 1000000000000000 inch chromies on a Civic and not do the engine up significantly.

Mustang
08-11-2004, 09:11 AM
I love your poem

thanks


did you right this yourself mustang?

No i didnt, found it on another forum

Mustang
08-11-2004, 10:40 AM
what can we class this as ?

HAHAHA Ghetto fool

Esperante
08-11-2004, 11:24 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ghetto3187.jpg

Tha_killa69
08-16-2004, 03:15 AM
Yes, Honda power!

Honda VTEC vs Saleen
Winner: Honda! :eek:

Honda VTEC vs Z06
Winner: Honda! :eek:

Oh my god, VTEC rocks!

Chinky_boi
08-16-2004, 11:50 AM
Yes, Honda power!

Honda VTEC vs Saleen
Winner: Honda! :eek:

Honda VTEC vs Z06
Winner: Honda! :eek:

Oh my god, VTEC rocks!
yes and you should add a "SARCASTIC" thing at the end before people actually think it is real.

The Tuner
08-16-2004, 12:09 PM
Originally Posted by Tha_killa69
Yes, Honda power!

Honda VTEC vs Saleen
Winner: Honda!

Honda VTEC vs Z06
Winner: Honda!

Oh my god, VTEC rocks!

yes and you should add a "SARCASTIC" thing at the end before people actually think it is real.

lol!
:D

GEO-oNe
08-16-2004, 04:57 PM
rofl :D :D :D

Niko_Fx
08-19-2004, 08:54 AM
Check out this site, it's not only a poem but a rap song.

http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty

UK CARS
08-19-2004, 09:30 AM
Check out this site, it's not only a poem but a rap song.

http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty
friggin exellent!