View Full Version : lost shoes?
UK CARS
10-27-2004, 10:15 AM
A guy (Jim) stops by to visit his friend (Peter). They talk for a while and
then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as
to go upstairs and get me my shoes please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's
daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and
quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me
here to have sex with you."
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK,
let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of
them?"
The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"
:D
drakkie
10-27-2004, 10:26 AM
lol lmfao
edit: must be the longest signature around.... :confused: :confused: wtf
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 10:40 AM
Can i grab your shoes please :p
Rockefella
10-27-2004, 12:34 PM
A guy (Jim) stops by to visit his friend (Peter). They talk for a while and
then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as
to go upstairs and get me my shoes please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's
daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and
quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me
here to have sex with you."
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK,
let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of
them?"
The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"
:D
lmao, nice one jimbo. Why was your friend's name "Peter"
;)
cuntukimushroom
10-27-2004, 01:12 PM
this is why he was banned probolly thats a good joke but wrong people dont mix people (mods even) with the people in the joke thats why you could get banned
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 01:12 PM
???hey:p
cuntukimushroom
10-27-2004, 01:15 PM
do you know peter? i do
hint: matra
what i think:" somehow ukc has developed a taste of hate and disrespect towards matra"
this is why he was banned probolly thats a good joke but wrong people dont mix people (mods even) with the people in the joke thats why you could get banned
This has nothing to do with his banishment.
cuntukimushroom
10-27-2004, 01:16 PM
really? how was he banned?
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 01:18 PM
Do you no jimbo ? I think they have a problem that needs to be fixed outside of ucp no in it and i think it's between the 2 of them adn thats where it should be left it's not for us to take side or shift blame towards one and not the other, We should stay out of it.
It has nothing to do with me. I didn't ban him. Jim and I are fine off the forums.
cuntukimushroom
10-27-2004, 01:21 PM
ohh i still dont know how and why? sory to make you annoyed matt
r1ckst4
10-27-2004, 01:22 PM
lol... dats funny...:D
Crap :( everytime he got banned i'm never around....
can someone please tell the full story why he was banned? i really want to know.
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 01:22 PM
It has nothing to do with me. I didn't ban him. Jim and I are fine off the forums.
It wasnt to you.
taz_rocks_miami
10-27-2004, 01:27 PM
This has nothing to do with his banishment.
If it doesn't, then it sould add to the time he's banned. This shows a total lack of respect for Peter and his family:mad: UK_Cars, WTF is your problem??
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 01:31 PM
If it doesn't, then it sould add to the time he's banned. This shows a total lack of respect for Peter and his family:mad: UK_Cars, WTF is your problem??
Have a look.
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155129&posted=1#post155129
DarkPhenix
10-27-2004, 01:39 PM
When i was banned Peter told me several times that he's a trained mediator. They'll know how to solve this situaction. That's nothing to do with us, let them talk. I have a opinion about all this but i won't say anything before get an explanation why he did it and why he got banned.
PS: it looks i learn something during my ban :D :p :D
SlickHolden
10-27-2004, 01:44 PM
I'm waiting for my ban:p
Blue Supra
10-27-2004, 03:56 PM
Yeh you could have said Blue Supra, i wouldnt have cared coz
a) i dont have kids
b) i dont take ANYTHING you say seriously
funny just the wrongs mix of people there. its called "being subtle" you're yet to learn what that it is i think.
Rockefella
10-27-2004, 07:12 PM
Although Jimbo is the funniest thing to walk this forum, I'm beginning to think he crosses the line on his jokes TO get banned and TO receive some attention. When the bans/attention get out of control, he'll get pissed off like last time when he left the forums for a month and a half.