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Swissbeatz 03-04-2004 09:30 AM

What BMW means??
BMW = Bikes Made Well
BMW = Bite My Wallet
BMW = Break My Wallet
BMW = Bring More Wampum
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps
BMW = Basic Marin Wheels
BMW = Big Manly Willy
BMW = Big Moronic Woman
BMW = Badly Made Wobbler
BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon
BMW = Bugger My Wallet
BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful
BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer
BMW = Big Money Waste
BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer
BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm
BMW = Bite My Weenie!
BMW = Biggest Moron in the World
BMW = Bash My Windshield
BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car
BMW = Bring More Wrenches!
BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders)
BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)
BMW = Borrow Money Weekly
BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine
BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World
BMW = Be My Wings
BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon
BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy
BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water)
BMW = Bagel Munching Weenies
BMW = Bring Money With you
BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes
BMW = Bad Mother Wheels
BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies
BMW = Bring Meat Wagon!
BMW = Bavarian Money Waster
BMW = Better'n My Wife
BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again)
BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again)
BMW = Bike Might Wheelie
BMW = Bikes Made Weird
BMW = Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners
BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd)
BMW = Blau Mit Weiş
[COLOR=Red]BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please) [/COLOR]

Rijoh 03-04-2004 11:29 AM

BMW = Boeren Mest Wagen

mr bill 03-04-2004 07:52 PM

Advanced Squad Leader... at least, in my world.

Deckard 03-04-2004 10:09 PM

you forgot:
Belligerent Mindless Wanker (In reference to its drivers).

Batmobile_Turbo 03-04-2004 10:19 PM

Bangle Made Wangs

Falcon500 03-05-2004 02:36 AM

Barely Moveing Wreck
Bought My Wife
Big Money WHY?

IBrake4Rainbows 03-05-2004 03:37 AM

Best said in poorer areas:
BMW: Break My Window!
Porsche: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.
Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
Honda: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

byronleehk 03-05-2004 09:26 AM

BMW = Big Mexican Woman :D

The Tuner 03-07-2004 12:43 AM

(said to sum1 whose jus bought u a beemer)

Bought Me WHAAAAT?!?!?!

drakkie 09-21-2004 09:25 AM

Betaal Meer Wegenbelasting
(pay more road taxes)
it goes by weight of the vehicle out here so...

Bayerische Motoren Werke.... (obviously)

Renesis 09-21-2004 01:00 PM

guys this is racist, so if you're black dont read this:


poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac

laxplayer98 09-21-2004 01:22 PM

[QUOTE=byronleehk]BMW = Big Mexican Woman :D[/QUOTE]
LoL the best out of all of them i think :D

Egg Nog 09-21-2004 10:53 PM

How about "Bangle's Mutilated Wagen" ? :D

///M Power 12-13-2004 04:01 AM

Actually BMW stands for Bavarian Motor works.

Luciferous 12-13-2004 04:04 AM

But only when translated to english. Conveniantly, when the name is said in German it keeps the same initials.

Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
Hilarious, and so true.

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