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A guy walks into a bar and says ow!

What is so bad about hate? Some people deserve to be hated. (Murderers, Bad people, Osama,) And I Always exagerrate and i say hate all the time. If you hate ignorant people well then Im sorry not...

A guy was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?" she replies and walks away.
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mid engine

boxer shorts buttoned or boxer shorts unbuttoned?

A guys is driving down a road late at night when all of a sudden he sees a 3 legged chicken running 60 mph next to his car. Then he sees a farm with many 3 legged chickens. Completely perplexed, he...

I think gay people are really grose. Sorry gay people but I can't help it. :o

appendix

whoa! He is godly.

Ive been on for a really long time and I have just about 100 posts. I guess I just dont have much to say. :D

^doesnt get out enough

<watches tv the perfect amount of time everyday

I hope you're not serious, the whole greatness of the game is the fight along the way. San Antonio played their hardest the whole game and it was all determined on that shot. And even if you could...

I dont care what they say. No matter what, Carerra Gt is my favorite. I hate suv's. screw that site. good thread though.

Not true, Lakers had a 16 point lead and gave it up to the spurs. The game wasnt all within 1-2 points. I dont think anything can get more exciting than tim duncan making a shot with .4 seconds left....

I think I have seen the funniest lisence plate ever in person. It said,

spankme

exactly like that! I think thats the funniest ever.

bmw

ass or boobs lol (on a woman!) :D :p

yup vipers must sound pretty sweet. I have seen a mercielago going about 120 mph on a public road no bs!Those are really loud! I havent heard many vipers though. btw has anyone ever seen an enzo in...

Yay! I'm not a Junior member anymore. This is a huge milestone in my life! not. Usually I get bored with things after a while, but UCP is truly awesome!

I love all of those shows. Viva la Bam, Wild boys, and punked. I dont like Viva la Bam very much though because it is always about Bam picking on his parents. EVERY EPISODE! Wild Boys is by far my...

super-model-s :p :p :p

nice one

Heres a short one,

A guy walks into a bar after walking across the sahara and says "Oh my God, I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cows balls. A gay guy on the end says " Mooo."

swimming

nothing like the sound of a revving lamborghini mercielago or diablo. I've heard a-lot of those.

well, the rims on my bike are 18'' - 22''. Now that I recently got a digi cam I can posts pics. :p Not that they're anything special. :( But I have a nice bike. :)

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Afganistan because they didnt put up much of a fight

talking to a group of people smarter than you

or

talking in a group of stupid people