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Old 03-06-2014, 04:14 AM
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The Seat Leon Cupra, which is made in a place which is about thirty minutes from home, has been announced as the fastest front wheel drive car ever made in some place in Germany. That automatically makes it the best car ever and makes me very proud to be able to brag about a Skoda in a place I have never actually been.
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Tech, speed between traffic lights, cost, the size of the rest of the collection, more tech, launch speed, lunch speed (0-passenger barfing), wing size, ability to drive upside down at X speed... there's all sorts of meaningless things to wave your willy about.

When bragging, make sure you talk up the categories that you know your vehicle will outperform your opponents, and make sure you can belittle or dismiss those where yours won't. It's important however not to dismiss your opponent outright, as you may end up with a glass in the face or having to prove it. It's very likely that you can't actually achieve the numbers provided so the skill is having your opponent peacefully conceed rather than being able to get out calling you chicken. For more information on how to brag successfully, you can sign up for our seminar. For only $999.99, you can learn all the bragging tips that those fat cats on wall street don't want you to know.
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