Results 1 to 14 of 14

Thread: Shock decision from the FIA causes uproar

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    7,272

    Shock decision from the FIA causes uproar

    After recent decisions to prevent two teams from succeeding in the 2005 F1 season a new revalation has thrown the sport into turmoil.

    At first BAR were disqualified from two races, after Jensen Button's accent was deemed to be too "un-german". Now Toyota are facing the prospect of having all points won this season stripped from them after it was found that they Jarno Trulli had been using a "papaya" magic tree rather than the specification "forest fresh".

    Today's stunning announcement revolves around a specific rule that has been brought to light by Max Mosley of the FIA.

    It states that all cars eligable to score points must be "red".

    Representatives of the teams affected by this rule claim that this isn't actually a rule, and that someone had just scribbled it into the document in biro.

    The FIA has denied these allegations, a spokesman commenting "I don't know what you mean. Quick! Look over there! A badger with a gun!".

    Ferrari have had a bad start to the season, and have yet to score a point after they accidentally entered a tricycle into the 2005 F1 world championship, their succes has also been hampered by the fitment of tyres made out of onions.

    Bridgestone have commented that this was the best they could come up with after Ferrari asked for a compound that would "reduce the opposition to tears".
    Thanks for all the fish

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    land of the Desert Extreme Challenge Rally
    Posts
    5,499
    Quote Originally Posted by Coventrysucks
    Bridgestone have commented that this was the best they could come up with after Ferrari asked for a compound that would "reduce the opposition to tears".
    ROFL LMAO....
    They were all funny but that one was the best

    Haha really good one there Coventry

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Goshen, IN
    Posts
    3,377
    Awesome. Veyr funny, I love it.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    643
    Well done! That is great!
    "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!"
    "Life is short, drive fast!" - Lamborghini
    "How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
    "I'll take the case!" - Harvey Birdman

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Warsaw
    Posts
    895
    If someone is using papaya tree instead of the regular forest fresh than he should blame only himself. I mean he knew the risks.
    And also Ferrari represenatives said that their use of F1 Tricycle was an error due to the milenium bug and that they will be using 4 wheel vehicle in next races to come. They said that the vehicles will be approx. 2 times wider (so it will be impossible to pass through them), but it shouldn't bother anyone since all the other teams will be banned.
    Write five of your favourite cars in your signature.
    1. Ascari KZ1 2. Maybach Exelero 3. Pininfarina Birdcage
    4. Aston Martin DB9 5. BMW M6
    My ride: '97 Kia Sportage

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Derby, England
    Posts
    2,192
    Actually, I heard that Ferrari will be testing a new development later on in the season. This includes a sensor to detect when another car is behind the vehicle, which is linked to a 'spike stick' as seen on 'World's Wildest Police Videos'. In addition to this, AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles are set to replace the existing wing mirrors, since they will no longer be needed.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Jamaica, New York, USA... for now, out in the DR studyin!
    Posts
    678
    hahaha, omg, roflmao... that was hilarious conventry.
    WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER, THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE!!!!!!!!!!
    -Jimi Hendrix

  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Romania Bucharest
    Posts
    1,026
    this kind of jokes are getting kinda old ..
    There is no terrible way of winning
    there is just winning

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    UAE
    Posts
    1,217
    So its a joke! i was taking it all for reality. silly me. nice post though

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    7,272
    Quote Originally Posted by DasModell
    this kind of jokes are getting kinda old ..
    Yeah, but its too easy because it probably would happen.
    Thanks for all the fish

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    land of the Desert Extreme Challenge Rally
    Posts
    5,499
    ROFL good ones emporer and Clivey

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    11,037
    <---simple!
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Porto - Portugal
    Posts
    2,755
    Very funny Coventry! very good!!
    "Religious belief is the “path of least resistance”, says Boyer, while disbelief requires effort."

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    7,272

    McLaren sign new sponsor

    McLaren Racing have announced a new sponsor in response to an earlier ruling that only red cars would be able to score points this season.

    A McLaren spokesperson announced the new deal with American fat-food, I'm sorry that should be "fast-food", company McDonalds earlier today.

    "This is an excellent opportunity for McLaren Racing and McDonalds" he said.
    "With their parnership we will be able to re-colour our cars in time for Monaco, and our Championship bid will be back on."

    Rumour has it that fat, useless, Colombian Juan Pablo Montoya suggested the idea to McLaren bosses. The deal is also to provide free lunches to the second rate driver, who was shown up by McLaren's pair of test drivers at Bahrain and Imola after getting his head stuck in a refridgerator for three weeks.

    McLaren had intended to be sporting the colours of Johnnie Walker scotch whiskey when their current deal with title-partners West expired, a deal possibly suggested by McLaren's good driver - Kimi Raikkonen.

    Any suggestion that the team itself would be renamed "Big Mac F1" as part of the new sponsorship deal were dismissed by team principal Ronald McDennis.

    In other news the FIA, after hearing the rattle of red spray paint cans in the pits, has been reportedly trying to get a new rule rushed through that will further restrict the teams ability to score points by decreeing that all teams without an "F" in their name will be docked 1000 points at every event they attend.
    Thanks for all the fish

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-05-2005, 05:06 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •